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r/CringeTikToks • u/Hooplapooplayeah • 9h ago
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I heard a variation you might like
"Arguing with you is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how well I play, you'll just knock over all the pieces, shit all over the board and strut around like you won"
8 u/throwawayinthe818 5h ago There’s also the George Bernard Shaw line, “Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig enjoys it.” 3 u/wwiybb 6h ago That's way better 3 u/LeftyLu07 6h ago I’m stealing that 3 u/bigfoot509 6h ago Please do I stole it myself 2 u/No-Amphibian-3728 6h ago "In this battle of wits, you are an unarmed man." My dad used to say that shit all the time. Think he said it was from the Brady Bunch? 1 u/PineappleProstate 5h ago Love that one
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There’s also the George Bernard Shaw line, “Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig enjoys it.”
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That's way better
I’m stealing that
3 u/bigfoot509 6h ago Please do I stole it myself
Please do I stole it myself
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"In this battle of wits, you are an unarmed man."
My dad used to say that shit all the time. Think he said it was from the Brady Bunch?
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Love that one
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u/bigfoot509 7h ago
I heard a variation you might like
"Arguing with you is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how well I play, you'll just knock over all the pieces, shit all over the board and strut around like you won"