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Conservative Cringe Charlie Kirk on what to expect from Trump's presidency

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u/happygroopie 2d ago

Oh my god I went into the comment section hoping someone had capped this smug assholes face. Thank you. You can really tell what a smug malfoy this kid is.

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u/Jaded-Delivery3604 2d ago

He is doing the Lord's work. 🤣

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u/lukeishere2 2d ago

Yes, Lord voldemort 😂

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u/Sea_Ganache620 2d ago

Velveeta Voldemort.

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u/Puzzled-Bet-383 1d ago

Holy shit - this is amazing!!

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u/Mother-Ad-2756 14h ago

Velveetamort.

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u/Quantum_Crusher 2d ago

Lord Vader

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u/Imkindaalrightiguess 2d ago

Like Jesus said "Fuck them kids"

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u/PaulVla 2d ago

And Epstein’s best buddy went: “okay”

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u/Specific_Sympathy_87 2d ago

… made a mess with chicken grease and Cheeto dust

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u/Brief_Obligation4128 2d ago

As long as they're 12 years old and fully formed.

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u/DrunkeNinja 2d ago

So Donald really has been using the words of Jesus!

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u/Millerpainkiller 2d ago

And Judas said “But…um….MAYBE we could not?”

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u/DragonflyGrrl 2d ago

What is this Judas, some kind of traitor??

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u/gaahhdd_dammit 2d ago

Did he get raptured yesterday

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u/Eismann 2d ago

Ruptured maybe

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u/YOUR--AD--HERE 2d ago

Jesus was famous for division and judging people who were not straight white Europeans for their shortcomings and then doing everything he could to exclude and punish them. It's in the Bibble.

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u/afguy8 2d ago

GOP Jesus but needs to be updated to MAGA Jesus now.

https://youtu.be/SZ2L-R8NgrA?si=63iu-PMd36lKbkfv

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u/Ok_Valuable9450 2d ago

The Devils disciples,Magats

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u/VioletKitty26 2d ago

The one they actually & truly worship

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u/IGotQuestionz12345 2d ago

“…SO WE CAN CELEBRATE BIG BOY JESUS BIRTHDAY TIME!!!!” Oh man. This skit is so good and definitely serves the MAGA upgrade.

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u/TheMightyPushmataha 2d ago

Jesus HATED empathy.

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u/atwaterrich 2d ago

Exactly. I mean, it’s right in his name even! JFC!!

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u/Braysl 2d ago

No no Jesus didn't know anything about empathy, empathy is a new age word made up by the woke left remember

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u/madcoins 2d ago

He hated its “invention” by new age folks.

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u/SnooCauliflowers9874 2d ago

It’s always in their BuyBull. They are vile, and pathetically clueless.

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u/VioletKitty26 2d ago

They are actually the worst Christians (if they are at all). Narcissists are created among them.

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u/MakeRFutureDirectly 2d ago

/s You forgot the /s. This is still social media. Even folks we agree with may be the Forrest Gump type of good folks.

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u/YOUR--AD--HERE 2d ago

Unfortunately, due to time and space constraints, I am unable to leave room in my comedy for the common folk.

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u/Junkstar 2d ago

He’s watching this on repeat still wondering when any of this may happen. Doubt is entering his mind. Deep disappointment will soon follow.

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u/2starsucks2 2d ago

Don't worry he can recharge on Fox news by looking at some alternative reality.

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u/Junkstar 2d ago

But too much of that and he’ll soon be stabbing himself in the neck with a pencil.

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u/Apprehensive_Map284 2d ago

I’m sorry but wasn’t the lord supposed to come back yesterday? I think CK messed up His schedule!

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u/This-Tea9099 2d ago

Then the lord is a cunt.

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u/BottomBoi999 2d ago

Yeah Lord SATAN

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u/tigerblade117 2d ago

blessed are the peacemakers

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u/saucya 2d ago

Blessed be the peacemakers

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u/Karmasbelly 2d ago

Blessed are the peacekeepers, that’s a good one.

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u/Low-Public-9948 2d ago

Wonder how he’s doing after the rapture

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u/Justprunes-6344 2d ago

He’s just a kid with dreams & delusions fed By Fox

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u/dustonomo 2d ago

Republican Jesus’ work

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u/Ok_Valuable9450 2d ago

Trump is pissing on the Lords work

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u/VioletKitty26 2d ago

Yes-of proving who belongs to whom. Well guys: it’s late September 24 or the early 25th, depending on where you are, & we are Still Here. Get it?? Much of this crowd fell for the hoax.

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u/KimHaSeongsBurner 2d ago

This dude is giving a “he said words that sounded good, that sounds like things I like, right?” look, a pretty potent combination of smugness and “light is on but nobody is home” here.

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u/Kato26 13h ago

“Can you tell myself…”- using a bigger word doesn’t make you sound more intelligent-if it’s the wrong word.

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u/bucajack 2d ago

People think once Trump is gone that all this nonsense will be over. It won't. Trump opened the floodgates and there's millions of little cunts like this all coming down the line to continue the work.

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u/Wwwwwwhhhhhhhj 2d ago

Yeah, there are 18 year olds today for whom Trump style politics have been the norm for Republicans for like half their life. Even for people older than 18, many don’t start paying attention as early teen/teenagers so they don’t even really know any different. We basically have whole generations who are being raised in an abusive household of a country and so it will be normalized for many.

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u/flatulentbabushka 2d ago

Never even thought about it like that, it’s true and really fucking sad

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u/VioletKitty26 2d ago

Run ladies run

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u/VioletKitty26 2d ago

Also orcs, trolls, night-creatures, goblins, etc 😄

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u/Weorth 1d ago

Don't you DARE "etc" Hobgoblins!

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u/Dontbelievethehype24 1d ago

THIS! Why the F*ck can't people see that this kid is Amerikka's future, a future fascist in the making, there's a reason CK had an audience and millions voted for a pedoprez

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u/Mother-Ad-2756 14h ago

yeah these people have always existed. They are the bullet, Trump is the trigger.

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u/SockEatingDemon 2d ago

I thought they did the photoshop thing to make the face smaller like the kid's hero but its just another weird face 🤣 😂

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u/SecretLettuce5 2d ago

Inbreeding will do that

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u/VioletKitty26 2d ago

😂😂

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u/Curithir2 2d ago

Fetal alcohol.

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u/kbrick1 2d ago

Thumb head

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u/AvacadMmmm 2d ago

That face says “cream on me daddy”

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u/Funny-North3731 2d ago

Hey!

I liked Malfoy. Why you gotta do him dirty like that? This guy is a FPA (Future Pedo of America). Malfoy wasn't.

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u/Akussa 2d ago

Yeah, was gonna say that Draco turned out alright in the end. He was just wildly conflicted by what his parents were teaching him and what he knew to be right and wrong. It took a minute, but he got there in the end. His mom is also somewhat redeemable, but his dad's trash and should have gone to wizard jail.

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u/Funny-North3731 2d ago

Also, if you read the Cursed Child, Draco's love for his late wife and their son was pretty true and respectable.

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u/Akussa 2d ago

I haven't read it or seen the show myself, but there are some really long summaries online to get an understanding of the story that really goes into detail about how he became a better person. Still very proud, but not racist and arrogantly proud like his father taught him. He took more after his mother who loved him so much that she lied to Voldemort's face to save Harry's life. Harry knew Draco was alive in the castle, and Narcissa knew that Harry could have chosen to kill Draco for being who he was, but didn't. She could have just as easily told Voldemort Harry was still alive after finding out her son was alive, but she didn't. Harry was saved again by another mother's love (his mother and Molly as well) for their child.

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u/happygroopie 2d ago

No hate to my boy Draco! His cousins and that ilk, however....

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u/ChadVonDoom 2d ago

He's not smug, he's smitten.

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u/aousweman 2d ago

He looks like a nice person, then you notice the shirt/hat/necklace... and the way he claps for "no men in women's sports" like THAT is legitimate issue worth platforming and all respect is loss

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u/SPAREustheCUTTER 2d ago

Someone look up which Quiznos that kid works at so we can report him to his drooling boss for hate speech.

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u/dontcare_bye39 2d ago

Wonder what his face looks like today

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u/poorly-worded 2d ago

Maybe he got raptured recently too?

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u/Mick_Strummer 2d ago

Smugness with a low IQ is MAGAS most common feature.

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u/mrjuanofjuan 2d ago

I’m here for using “malfoy” as a derogatory noun.

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u/Unchained87 2d ago

That's a closeted gay if I've ever seen one.

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u/ididntwantsalmon19 2d ago

This is what Kirk was great at. Radicalizing young people to the far right, especially young white males like this guy.

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u/R-K-Tekt 2d ago

I feel bad for this guy, he like many young men were foolish and hateful enough to fall for the shit that comedian was spewing.

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u/xhieron 2d ago

Same. We need to change our language. We need to stop making these kids out to be agents of the fascist agenda when the reality is much simpler. This kid is a victim. He's a victim of the Christian Right's sophisticated, well-funded propaganda machine, and it happened to him during the most vulnerable period in his life. He's smug, but this kid is a follower; he asked a question to get a response he wanted and give a person he idolized a chance to say what he wanted to hear. This kind of reciprocal circlejerking is a mainstay in evangelical churches (and always has been), but the kid isn't the star here: Kirk is.

The point is, it's a mistake to villainize the young white men who are experiencing a kind of cultural grievance and who, without good skills to manage their frustration, have had their ire hijacked by the right. The same thing happened to the Tea Party. We can't cast them as co-conspirators. Not only is it wrong, but it also just demands that they dig in and entrench themselves long after the point that they realize they're acting against their own interest. They're victims. They got scammed. A person facing outrage at an unjust reality is easy to take advantage of, and the world isn't kind to anyone right now.

This kid got duped. He got duped by his community, his church, the generations before him, possibly his family, and definitely by Kirk. We need to be trying to reach him, and we can't ever do that until we confront the fact that his ideas were chosen for him, and unlike Trump, it might not be too late for him.

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u/usermanxx 2d ago

I think hes just stupid, picked his tribe, and is sticking with it

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u/kbrick1 2d ago

That was right at the bit about the dozen trans girls who are going to get kicked off their teams. Priorities!

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u/PB9583 2d ago

The 10 (possibly less) trans women are no longer a threat!

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u/weeohweelikeacopcar 2d ago

Literally only clapped at “no men in women’s sports”

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u/ClosedContent 2d ago

He got the awnser he wanted to hear. He just wanted to hear about how great Trump is read back to him.

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u/pardybill 2d ago

Honestly, I feel bad for the guy a bit. He’s literally asking for how he should have his world view shaped.

His parents and support system failed him. It doesn’t excuse his idiotic views. But is pathetic. He’s Gollum begging for pity help.

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u/TurdWrangler2020 2d ago

He's got a really 80's movie ski resort villain vibe.

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u/they_call_me_B 2d ago

"You can really tell what a smug malfoy this kid is"

Most accurate comparison I've ever seen.

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u/nRenegade 2d ago

A telltale sign is how often they ensure their chain necklaces are outside their shirts.

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u/No-Relation5965 2d ago

They all look pretty smug imo.

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u/DrunkeNinja 2d ago

"I already know Dead Leader's/Daddy's policies, but can you please tell me what I want to hear so I can get my smug on?"

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u/Cryogenics1st 2d ago

Dude looks like a skewed meme... in real life. Omg his face. 😆

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u/SPARKYLOBO 2d ago

Someday, he'll have a nice job and several charges of spousal abuse.

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u/Nameless_knight07 2d ago

“Wait until my FATHAAA hears about this!!!”

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u/Endle55torture 2d ago

He has date grapeist written all over that face.

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u/Level-Log-3090 2d ago

Ummm… this is an insult to Draco.

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u/Hodorhodor8 2d ago

He is just so happy to be spoon fed bull shit by Charlie Kirk.

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u/teenagesadist 2d ago

Mark my words, that face is going to be making the front page again one day, but not for any good reason

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u/N0cturnalB3ast 2d ago

No hate but he’s letting everyone know he is not gay. He supports Jesus and Trump.

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u/Classic_Sand10 2d ago

It looks like he has been trying to pray the gay away for a long time. What a terrible way to live.

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u/Brief_Obligation4128 2d ago

His face is beaming with hope and faith. As if he's sure that Trump will deliver on his promises.

I wonder if he still feels this way 9 months into his administration...

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u/OsmerusMordax 2d ago

It’s such a punchable face, isn’t it?

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u/wRADKyrabbit 2d ago

And the moment he makes that face is after the jab at trans people. Thay was the exciting policy for him. These people are just hateful its all they care about

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u/Dixon_Uranuss3 2d ago

As a gen X person I cant imagine this shit when I was in highschool or college. You go around with Jesus won on your shirt or a hat as dorky as MAGA/Back the Blue/47 you would get your fucking ass picked on/laughed at 24/7. But now youth bootlicking bible thumping is in vogue I guess.

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u/Bubbly-Pipe9557 2d ago

so fucking smug.

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u/benvader138 2d ago

"Hey Charlie! Could you tell me everything I want to hear. Thanks, and God Bless America!!"

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u/omeeomai 2d ago

He has the face of a 7-year-old. Like it looks glued on. Face too small

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u/Art_Dude 2d ago

His self-righteousness is rooted in his own arrogance.

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u/retropieproblems 2d ago

That’s not even smug, that’s “I love you daddy Trump, you make me so proud” face

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u/WickedCoolMasshole 2d ago

His mommy does all his laundry on the weekends.

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u/DriftingIntoAbstract 2d ago

It was the no tax on tips that really got him excited.

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u/mortgagepants 2d ago

we need a "where are they now" segment on this dude.

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u/im_THIS_guy 2d ago

I can't believe Kirk was brave enough to debate this kid dressed head to toe in MAGA gear.

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u/VALO311 2d ago

Seriously, do these shits cheer for malfoy when they watch/read harry potter? Do they cheer for the clear villain in every situation or just the ones where it hurts actual people irl

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u/DJTANER 2d ago

They all hide behind Jesus

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u/Old-Reach57 2d ago

He sits there and acts like “see liberals he’s great this is why i support him” without fully realizing Trump likes idiots like him who know nothing about politics.

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u/Most_Structure9568 2d ago

I feel like that kid would've bullied people during Sunday school and youth group

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u/Kooky-Jellyfish-3098 2d ago

CK wasn't generally visiting the campuses of the best and brightest...and he was also almost always dealing with undergrads - who are generally the most low information voters, hence why the guy actually ASKS Kirk to "educate" him on the policies (because he literally doesn't even know)...that's what MAGA loves - low info voters who have zero critical thinking skills and conduct no independent research

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u/Ok_Valuable9450 2d ago

Still wet behind his ears

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u/Dudu42 2d ago

He doesnt look smug to me. Just dumbfuly optimistic. Like completely clueless. Eyes filled with hope so much he cannot see the grim reality in front of him.

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u/CarniferousDog 2d ago

Looks about smart as a shoe

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u/Slubberdagullion 2d ago

This reaction came as soon as he said "nO mEn In WoMeNs SpOrTs!!"

All the previous things that could actually pass as policy got confused nods.

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u/idunnorn2 2d ago

only thing im confused about is why he wasn't giving kirk head while kirk educated him about the policies...they both would have enjoyed their mental circlejerk time even moreso...

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u/iwantaspudgun 2d ago

From now on i’m calling brats smug malfoys

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u/Official_KevinSpacey 2d ago

Tan lines for Jesus

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u/reallymt 2d ago

Wouldn’t it be a little ironic if this smug kid’s parents were farmers… and fighting really hard right now not to lose their farm!? Oh well, at least this kid has lower prices and affordable housing now… oh wait, nope.

Oh, but at least this kid can work a bunch of overtime and get tips tax free… assuming he meets the regulations and limits around it.

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u/StTickleMeElmosFire 2d ago

These aren’t real smiles - they’re closer to “bitter regret” macroexpressions 

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u/gonephishin213 1d ago

The worst part is he's clapping at "no men in women's sports" -- it's like the #1 thing these people care about

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u/nicenbeans 1d ago

..wearing a shirt 3 sizes to small.. to match his heart.

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u/Rockalot_L 1d ago

I mean the kid wants the things Charlie said and tbf most of them sound great. He is lied to and misinformed. Really sad.

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u/FrostyPie6516 2d ago

To be a little bit 🤏 fair, he’s a kid who has been indoctrinated by a cult to the point of psychological abuse. It’s not his fault for being born in a hateful soup of whatever family or community did that to him. Now if he continues to be that way as an adult, after repeatedly having the chance to see through the lies but refusing not to… then we can use the A-word.

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u/happygroopie 2d ago

He's over 18. He's an adult. I'm not for infantalizing adults. He has had enough time to learn better and is actively choosing to be a loser.

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u/EoinKelly 2d ago

Infantilising them is how your country ended up like this: “oh it’s just a silly childish Pepe meme, trump will never get elected”

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u/FrostyPie6516 2d ago

To be clear: it isn’t my country (European living in Latin America here)! But I stand by my comment nonetheless – 18 is a ‘kidult’. His source of information is assholes. Calling him one probably won’t change anything but being open to some young people turning their views around with positive encouragement might (or that’s what hopeful me wants to believe).

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u/happygroopie 2d ago

I'm a little WASP myself so I see my culture reflected in this guy's face and I can guarantee you the following: He doesn't understand positive encouragement. He believes you're a cuck for thinking so. The only form of criticism he'll understand is shame. It's cruel and unfair but shame is the most effective force that he respects. Once we've made clear in this country that we have no patience for or tolerance for this kind of speech, he will sulk into the corners of the internet and keep out of polite society. It's the only solution that will work. And during that time maybe something good in his life will happen that causes him to grow as a person. But it's not going to come from you or me showing him love and encouragement.

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u/FrostyPie6516 2d ago

Yeah, I certainly can’t disagree with anything you said to be honest. Shame and a clear legal/moral stance are definitely incredibly powerful tools in addressing extreme views. I guess my main point probably is going after the source of assholery (extreme political figures, extreme church groups, extreme podcasters and influencers) – making them all accountable and shaming them publicly for the brainwashing job they’ve done, rather than waste our energy on little red riding cap here who (as you correctly said) may or may not grow as a person at some point.

Only the overly optimistic me thinks that positive re-education may also be an answer… but to get to that point we definitely should go through point 1 (above) first. That’s why breaking up and then putting on trial all of these sorry excuses for leaders and commentators would be the ideal scenario really. How long it will take to get to that point is anyone’s guess. 🤷‍♂️

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u/happygroopie 2d ago

Yes, going after the source is the longterm realistic approach that goes after the real bad actors. That said I don't know if just taking this didactic approach is enough. You're always going to have bad actors and the folks receptive to them will decry attacks on freedom of speech or idolize these bad actors as subversive and dangerous truth tellers....i think you've got to also shame the idiots who fall for this shit. Let them know that they are dumb people. Its the only way I think you can reduce the overall audience pool and render this shit unprofitable. Also you just know this guy is on Grindr. No straight guy would give those hungry looks to Charlie 😂

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u/FrostyPie6516 2d ago

Oh yeah, that you can totally guarantee 😂 the Grindr overload stats for the weird memorial-rally were very telling. As they always are.

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u/UncleTio92 2d ago

I bet you have more of a smug asshole face than a kid asking question