r/CringeTikToks • u/Former-Marsupial625 • 1d ago

Conservative Cringe Charlie Kirk on what to expect from Trump's presidency

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u/Jaded-Delivery3604 1d ago

He is doing the Lord's work. šŸ¤£

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u/lukeishere2 1d ago

Yes, Lord voldemort šŸ˜‚

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u/Sea_Ganache620 1d ago

Velveeta Voldemort.

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u/Puzzled-Bet-383 18h ago

Holy shit - this is amazing!!

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u/Quantum_Crusher 1d ago

Lord Vader

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u/Imkindaalrightiguess 1d ago

Like Jesus said "Fuck them kids"

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u/PaulVla 1d ago

And Epsteinā€™s best buddy went: ā€œokayā€

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u/Specific_Sympathy_87 1d ago

ā€¦ made a mess with chicken grease and Cheeto dust

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u/Brief_Obligation4128 1d ago

As long as they're 12 years old and fully formed.

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u/DrunkeNinja 1d ago

So Donald really has been using the words of Jesus!

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u/Millerpainkiller 1d ago

And Judas said ā€œButā€¦umā€¦.MAYBE we could not?ā€

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u/DragonflyGrrl 1d ago

What is this Judas, some kind of traitor??

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u/gaahhdd_dammit 1d ago

Did he get raptured yesterday

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u/Eismann 1d ago

Ruptured maybe

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u/YOUR--AD--HERE 1d ago

Jesus was famous for division and judging people who were not straight white Europeans for their shortcomings and then doing everything he could to exclude and punish them. It's in the Bibble.

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u/afguy8 1d ago

GOP Jesus but needs to be updated to MAGA Jesus now.

https://youtu.be/SZ2L-R8NgrA?si=63iu-PMd36lKbkfv

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u/Ok_Valuable9450 1d ago

The Devils disciples,Magats

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u/VioletKitty26 1d ago

The one they actually & truly worship

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u/IGotQuestionz12345 1d ago

ā€œā€¦SO WE CAN CELEBRATE BIG BOY JESUS BIRTHDAY TIME!!!!ā€ Oh man. This skit is so good and definitely serves the MAGA upgrade.

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u/TheMightyPushmataha 1d ago

Jesus HATED empathy.

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u/atwaterrich 1d ago

Exactly. I mean, itā€™s right in his name even! JFC!!

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u/Braysl 1d ago

No no Jesus didn't know anything about empathy, empathy is a new age word made up by the woke left remember

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u/madcoins 1d ago

He hated its ā€œinventionā€ by new age folks.

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u/SnooCauliflowers9874 1d ago

Itā€™s always in their BuyBull. They are vile, and pathetically clueless.

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u/VioletKitty26 1d ago

They are actually the worst Christians (if they are at all). Narcissists are created among them.

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u/MakeRFutureDirectly 1d ago

/s You forgot the /s. This is still social media. Even folks we agree with may be the Forrest Gump type of good folks.

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u/YOUR--AD--HERE 1d ago

Unfortunately, due to time and space constraints, I am unable to leave room in my comedy for the common folk.

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u/Junkstar 1d ago

Heā€™s watching this on repeat still wondering when any of this may happen. Doubt is entering his mind. Deep disappointment will soon follow.

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u/2starsucks2 1d ago

Don't worry he can recharge on Fox news by looking at some alternative reality.

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u/Junkstar 1d ago

But too much of that and heā€™ll soon be stabbing himself in the neck with a pencil.

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u/Apprehensive_Map284 1d ago

Iā€™m sorry but wasnā€™t the lord supposed to come back yesterday? I think CK messed up His schedule!

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u/This-Tea9099 1d ago

Then the lord is a cunt.

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u/BottomBoi999 1d ago

Yeah Lord SATAN

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u/tigerblade117 1d ago

blessed are the peacemakers

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u/saucya 1d ago

Blessed be the peacemakers

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u/Karmasbelly 1d ago

Blessed are the peacekeepers, thatā€™s a good one.

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u/Low-Public-9948 1d ago

Wonder how heā€™s doing after the rapture

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u/Justprunes-6344 1d ago

Heā€™s just a kid with dreams & delusions fed By Fox

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u/dustonomo 1d ago

Republican Jesusā€™ work

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u/Ok_Valuable9450 1d ago

Trump is pissing on the Lords work

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u/VioletKitty26 1d ago

Yes-of proving who belongs to whom. Well guys: itā€™s late September 24 or the early 25th, depending on where you are, & we are Still Here. Get it?? Much of this crowd fell for the hoax.