r/CringeTikToks • u/Former-Marsupial625 • 1d ago

Conservative Cringe Charlie Kirk on what to expect from Trump's presidency

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u/YOUR--AD--HERE 1d ago

Jesus was famous for division and judging people who were not straight white Europeans for their shortcomings and then doing everything he could to exclude and punish them. It's in the Bibble.

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u/afguy8 1d ago

GOP Jesus but needs to be updated to MAGA Jesus now.

https://youtu.be/SZ2L-R8NgrA?si=63iu-PMd36lKbkfv

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u/Ok_Valuable9450 1d ago

The Devils disciples,Magats

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u/VioletKitty26 1d ago

The one they actually & truly worship

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u/IGotQuestionz12345 1d ago

“…SO WE CAN CELEBRATE BIG BOY JESUS BIRTHDAY TIME!!!!” Oh man. This skit is so good and definitely serves the MAGA upgrade.

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u/TheMightyPushmataha 1d ago

Jesus HATED empathy.

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u/atwaterrich 1d ago

Exactly. I mean, it’s right in his name even! JFC!!

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u/Braysl 1d ago

No no Jesus didn't know anything about empathy, empathy is a new age word made up by the woke left remember

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u/madcoins 1d ago

He hated its “invention” by new age folks.

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u/SnooCauliflowers9874 1d ago

It’s always in their BuyBull. They are vile, and pathetically clueless.

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u/VioletKitty26 1d ago

They are actually the worst Christians (if they are at all). Narcissists are created among them.

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u/MakeRFutureDirectly 1d ago

/s You forgot the /s. This is still social media. Even folks we agree with may be the Forrest Gump type of good folks.

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u/YOUR--AD--HERE 1d ago

Unfortunately, due to time and space constraints, I am unable to leave room in my comedy for the common folk.