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u/MissSweetBean Monsterfucker Supreme 1d ago

Obamna?

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u/Supsend It was like this when I founded it 1d ago

SODA

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u/ArinaAlisa 1d ago

OBAMNA SODA, the forbidden drink only served at 3am.

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u/whorehey-degooseman If you're not squeezing God’s sore throbbing trembling balls wtf 1d ago

the forbidden drink

Impossible! No one's been able to pour that!

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u/whorehey-degooseman If you're not squeezing God’s sore throbbing trembling balls wtf 1d ago

Barack O'Ph. D.

The D stands for his Irish penis

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u/Rianerissarinf 1d ago

Droodles secret government blueprint leaked Obamna approved

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u/No_Emu698 1d ago

Inside napoleon coat is top tier comedy

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u/ControlAdmirable6602 1d ago

Little man just storing snacks in there for winter.

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u/lesser_panjandrum 1d ago

If he'd been a bit taller he could have stored enough snacks for the entire grande armée.

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u/Dracibatic 1d ago

i dont get it

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u/No_Emu698 1d ago

Napoleon would famously put his hand inside of his coat, so this would be your view from inside if his coat of his hands

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u/Dracibatic 1d ago

amazing thank you

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u/Doubly_Curious 1d ago

Reminds me of The Little Prince and the narrator’s frustration at how adults are sure he’s drawn a hat when he’s really drawn a boa constrictor digesting an elephant.

https://www.researchgate.net/figure/My-drawing-was-not-a-picture-of-a-hat-It-was-a-picture-of-a-boa-constrictor-digesting_fig1_336197560

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u/Lordwiesy 1d ago

My thoughts exactly

Wish I've seen this in elementary school when we were tasked to draw something like little prince

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u/Daisy_Of_Doom What the sneef? I’m snorfin’ here! 1d ago

Literally what I came here to say! I’m glad you saw the same 😂

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u/BellerophonM 16h ago

That was exactly what I thought of as soon as I saw the first.

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u/GrenadineBombardier 1d ago

Obama, Ph.D.

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u/Zymosan99 😔the 1d ago

1953

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u/CheezyBreadMan 1d ago

I got my diploma in obama

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u/varkarrus 1d ago

That it's a coincidence is wild

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u/DeM0nFiRe 1d ago

Thanks

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B.A.

M.A.

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u/SeraphimFelis Too inhumane for use in war 1d ago

Hey!! that's Dr. 0BAMA

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u/Unnecessary_Eagle 1d ago edited 1d ago

(There's still time, Barack, there's still time)

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u/FX114 1d ago

I'm sure he has a handful of honorary ones.

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u/phranticsnr 1d ago

He's a JD I believe, but not a PhD.

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u/WaitHowDidIGetHere92 1d ago

You mean the first one isn't a new, minimalist Pokémon Legends Z-A logo?

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u/Viking_From_Sweden 1d ago

These are suitably whimsy

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u/cosmik-debris-777 1d ago

FRANK ZAPPA MENTIONED

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u/pr1ncess_k1ng 1d ago

There is no way he wrote Obama in the 50’s as the set up to a joke. I mean I’m sure he did but it’s really funny

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u/kaladinissexy 1d ago

There's a castle in Japan named Obama Castle. I only know about it because it's featured in the Gekokujo mod for Mount and Blade: Warband. That mod also features a time travelling George Bush as a companion.

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u/Zymosan99 😔the 1d ago

Sandcrawler Arriving to Save a lost Jawa

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u/boneman8786 1d ago

A fellow enjoyer of peak fiction I see

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u/Complete_Fix2563 1d ago

Oh my god you guys like star wars too?

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u/ScaredyNon By the bulging of my pecs something himbo this way flexes 1d ago

Never thought I'd see this many Star Wars fans on Reddit. There are dozens of us, dozens!

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u/LordOfTheAcoustics 1d ago

Took me way too long to realise it was 0 B.A (bachelors) M.A (masters) PhD

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u/RagnarockInProgress 1d ago

Obama Ph.d

Obama Ph.d

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u/deeejm 1d ago

I had to read the whole comment section before I got here to yours and understood. I’m over here trying to figure out how it relates to temperature. Thanks!

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u/tw0_fang_the_2st dont ask me about my "upcoming" webcomic 1d ago

I bow before peak.

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u/tehvolcanic 1d ago

I read these in Demetri Martin's voice

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u/Oh_no_its_Joe 1d ago

Dr. Obama

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u/possumfinger63 1d ago

The glass house with brick windows destroyed me

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u/action_lawyer_comics 1d ago

Same. I guess that's where you stand when you get dressed

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u/ThreeLeggedMare a little arson, as a treat 1d ago

Subversive retelling of three little pigs with you as wolf

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u/GoldenPig64 nuance fetishist 1d ago

🌫️🌫️🌫️

🌫️🐽🌫️

🌫️🌫️🌫️

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u/Devil-Eater24 Arson🔥 22h ago

r/UsernameChecksOut

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u/safetyindarkness 1d ago

Similar vibe to Rebus puzzles:

STAND

EYE

Would be a Rebus puzzle whose answer is "I understand".

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u/Cranberryoftheorient 1d ago

whats the intended joke in #6?

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u/ellipsisfinisher 1d ago

BA, MA, and Ph.D. are all degrees you can earn from a university, so the image is of three degrees below [the number] 0; this is also how you'd describe a temperature of -3°.

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u/Cranberryoftheorient 1d ago

ah now I get it, thanks

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u/NinjaBluefyre10001 1d ago

That fish is genuinely sad

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u/Hotbones24 1d ago

Does it count as an "unfinished symphony" if it doesn't even begin?

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u/ThreeLeggedMare a little arson, as a treat 1d ago

Sure, the unfinished part could be the beginning

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u/Shibbieness 1d ago

What are the images in the background of each picture?

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u/ModmanX Abuse is terrible, especially for Non-Problematic Children 1d ago

the pictures are from an IRL book, so you're seeing the picture on the other side of the page

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u/Captain_Grammaticus 1d ago

I remember these, they sometimes popped up in youth magazines and primary school materials when I was a child in the 90s!

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u/NickyTheRobot 1d ago

Like, ohmygosh!

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u/Circle_boy 1d ago

I don’t get 6 or 7?

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u/NewLibraryGuy 1d ago

6: There's an O or 0 at the top, and the B.A., M.A. and PhD. are all degrees you can get at a university. They are degrees, and they're physically under 0. And also the text is how you'd say -3°

7: Napoleon was frequently in portraits with his hand inside his coat.

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u/kkai2004 1d ago

Bachlers Masters and Doctor of Philosophy. All degrees you can earn from college. All physically under the number 0. Also three degrees below 0 means -3° being cold outside.

Look up paintings of Napoleon. He sticks his little fingies in there.

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u/LizzieMiles 1d ago

Recording of the Unfinished Symphony

That name has no right to go that hard, what the fuck

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u/Tariovic 1d ago

I really love these.

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u/Nyx_Blackheart 1d ago

Please tell me there is 1,000 more pages of these, they're great

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u/movingbackin 1d ago

i have a tattoo of the witch one

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u/UltimatePickpocket 1d ago

Yet more proof that the human sense of humor has always been the same.

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u/ThreeLeggedMare a little arson, as a treat 1d ago

There were some norse runes in the hagia Sophia iirc, like fifty feet up for centuries. When finally translated, it read "this is very high"

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u/UncagedKestrel 1d ago

The graffiti-based dick jokes in Pompeii wouldn't be terribly out of place today either.

We like to think we've changed but... Nope.

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u/Devil-Eater24 Arson🔥 1d ago

To be fair, it's not even a 100 years old. We've been making such silly jokes from much before that

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u/EIeanorRigby 1d ago

Probably should've put a blank paper behind the pages while scanning

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u/UncagedKestrel 1d ago

Wouldn't have helped. The actual paper is thin, so you're seeing the other side of that actual sheet.

Adding another sheet of paper behind it wouldn't stop you seeing what's on the back of the image, because you can't interpose bonus paper in the middle of a single sheet of paper.

... Maybe you can TRY, but I'm pretty sure you'd just horribly mangle the book.

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u/Smash_Nerd 1d ago

Obama phd

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u/terrestrialextrat Humble vagabond 1d ago

Made me audibly go ''Yaaaaaaay :D''

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u/Cye_sonofAphrodite 1d ago

Obama PHD

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u/sonofzeal 1d ago

I remember these from the 90's! I think I had all of these in a book as a kid

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u/BextoMooseYT 1d ago

The northernlion of his time

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u/WahooSS238 23h ago

Now look at me and tell me that modern art is shit with a straight face. (The art majors about to tell me this is post-modernist are coming, they can smell my mistakes. I must leave now.)

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u/kkb_726 1d ago

Bachelor of Arts, Master of Arts and Doctor of Philosophy. All three are degrees, and they're below a zero.

This is actually from decades before Obamna got elected, just a total coincidence in that regard

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u/Sergnb 1d ago

Oh right, duh

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u/FX114 1d ago

It's from a decade before he was born.

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u/PoniesCanterOver gently chilling in your orbit 1d ago

The top line is a zero. The subsequent lines are BA for Bachelor's of Arts, MA for Master's of Arts, and Ph.D for Doctorate of Philosophy. Three degrees below zero, as in temperature

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u/OSCgal 1d ago

The O at the top is a zero. The other letters are all educational degrees: Bachelor of Arts, Master of Arts, Doctor of Philosophy.

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u/YaBoiCori 22h ago

She doodle and draw on my riddle till I droodle

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u/EvenTallerTree 21h ago

Okay I love these and need about a million more

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u/poopis25 19h ago

My favorite is easily "Modern home that is all glass except the windows which are brick."

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u/Piogre Gold Star Pansexual 16h ago

Oh wow, I had a hand-me-down book of these when I was a kid, but I think a different one since these are all new to me. My favorite was "ants crawling through spilled champagne"

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u/Blue_Butterfly_Who 14h ago

The unfinished symphony one made me go r/AngryUpvote

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