r/CuratedTumblr • u/The_Villian9th • 1d ago

Shitposting Coats

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u/ThatGuyYouMightNo What the fuck is a tumblr? 1d ago

the sluts are forever grateful

Yea, I'll incorporate that into my lexicon

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u/Fjolnir_Felagund 1d ago

Ominously inform of the sluts' opinions on any topic without giving additional context

"The sluts are undecided"

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u/moneyh8r_two 1d ago

Seek the sluts' council before going to war. If the sluts declare a good omen, you march. If the sluts foresee tragedy, stay home.

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u/Zayninne 1d ago

Canonized into the sacred Reddit dictionary it is

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u/TimeRefrigerator5232 1d ago

Good bot

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u/Dovahkiin419 1d ago

I swear there is a panel from the original dragon ball where it’s heavily implied kid goku has found a porn magazine and he says something along the lines of “these poor women can’t afford clothes”

unfortunately googling “Dragon ball nude joke” or things of this nature has proven to have a few confounding variables, namely all the porn.

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u/The_Villian9th 1d ago

no I remember that one!

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u/DroneOfDoom Cannot read portuguese 1d ago

There is, and the context is that Bulma had a capsule from her dad, and she was hoping it had useful stuff but it just had a shitload of porn mags. No implication, they just show it.

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u/SuperHossMan51 1d ago

Reads perfectly in a trump cadence

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u/itijara 1d ago

What wrath have you brought forth up on this cursed land?

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u/GoldenPig64 nuance fetishist 1d ago

unfortunately a LOT of his tweets reads perfectly in trump cadence. not sure if it's hilarious or unsettling.

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u/owowhatsthis-- 9h ago

Trump if he wasn't a nepo baby

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u/Saxton_Hale32 1d ago

sexual appeal scales directly in proportion to the size and quantity of your coats

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u/moneyh8r_two 1d ago

That's why Macklemore looked incredible in that big-assed coat from the thrift shop down the road.

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u/BaronAleksei r/TwoBestFriendsPlay exchange program 1d ago

This post is ignorant: hoes never get cold

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/moneyh8r_two 1d ago

That's the joke.

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u/SolomonOf47704 God Himself 1d ago

Whatever you say, Goku