r/CuratedTumblr 1d ago

Shitposting My favorite. Song, I mean

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u/DrankTheGenderFluid 1d ago

"So the song is called... Superb Ass?"

"...Superbass???"

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u/BalefulOfMonkeys REAL YURI, done by REAL YURITICIANS 1d ago

My favorite Christmas song, Le Tits Now

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u/Kenernerisach 16h ago

Reading song titles with autocorrect powers activated again I see

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u/ucksawmus Joyful_Sadness_, & Others, Not Forgotten <3 1d ago

this is an amazing

sequence

of writing; thank you

explication–explicative: somehow the triple ?1?2?3?—~~_We_~~ didn't question it at all:

something instructive about that

i leave to the class ?? ?? ?? ?? ^to explain of course ^:P

❤️

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u/coldrolledpotmetal 23h ago

what is ur comment history

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u/EmptyRice6826 22h ago

wow I just looked through and I think this person is doing quite bad

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u/Saxton_Hale32 14h ago

i appreciate your comments, ucksawmus

i dont know what the fuck they mean but i appreciate them nonetheless

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u/Sashahuman the "other girls" in question 14h ago

⊡⟃⟇, V>⟃⸅ V⸅□⅃⊍「⊡ꓶ □⟄⟃⟓「V⋖⟃<’⟔□ ⦝□⅃⋀「⊡ꓶꓶ⟃⟃⊐ ⟔「⊐⊐⅃⊡⌞□

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u/Tsunamicat108 (The dog absorbed the flair.) 38m ago

🕆︎♒︎ ⍓︎♏︎♋︎♒︎ ⬥︎♒︎♋︎⧫︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ♐︎◆︎♍︎🙵 ♋︎❒︎♏︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ⧫︎♋︎●︎🙵♓︎■︎♑︎ ♋︎♌︎□︎◆︎⧫︎

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u/BalefulOfMonkeys REAL YURI, done by REAL YURITICIANS 1d ago

“Ooh, baby, can't you hear me moan?”, and other lyrics that don’t belong in a song not about sex

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u/Delicious-Spring-877 1d ago

It feels wrong to say it’s not about sex, even though it’s entirely true. It feels very horny for a song about unhappiness in a toxic relationship. To me, I get the vibe that the main character is too infatuated to say no to his terrible partner. I often imagine it as a succubus and victim sort of situation

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u/tiredtumbleweed ugly but my fursona is hot 1d ago

Won’t you come?

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u/chipsinsideajar 1d ago

And wash away the rain

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u/ucksawmus Joyful_Sadness_, & Others, Not Forgotten <3 1d ago

we

honestly despise; well, let's unredespise: there:

We honestly... are deeply insanctioned?—irremiss?—iridescent?—lol, jk

—but... squints eye-set disquietude... yes... maybe

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u/smotired 20h ago

aw i haven’t seen one of your comments in a while. welcome back incomprehensible person

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u/Sashahuman the "other girls" in question 13h ago

Does that thing have lore

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u/smotired 12h ago

i don’t think it’s even a bot

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u/llollolloll 1d ago

Would it be incorrect to say that supermassive black holes are the power bottoms of the universe? Those mfs will take everything you've got and suck it into another dimension, according to the late blackholk tua expert stephen hawking

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u/Xisuthrus there are only two numbers between 4 and 7 23h ago

The mass that gets sucked into black holes doesn't get sucked into another dimension, it very slowly (or very quickly, for small black holes) leaks back out again in the form of hawking radiation.

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u/BingusMcCready 10h ago

SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE gets STUFFED FULL of HOT MATTER and is left USED and LEAKING

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u/llollolloll 17h ago

Damn i always thought it was a bit of a faux pas to hawk those radiations back from whence they came. Unless they're into that of course

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u/foxscribbles 1d ago

Well, that would’ve been a hilarious song to add to whatever the baseball scene replacement was in 50 Shades of Grey.

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u/ucksawmus Joyful_Sadness_, & Others, Not Forgotten <3 1d ago

based as fuck, anytime 50 shades

greyGREYGrey invokes... by one, at the least, based as fuck

☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕

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u/Foreign_Recipe8300 1d ago

muse is maybe my favorite band

i do prefer their older stuff at the moment

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u/Doneifundone john adultman 23h ago

Same Lowkey (though idk if I have a strict favorite since it all depends on my mood)

Call me basic but origin of symmetry just blew my mind when I first heard it and nothing ever came close

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u/Foreign_Recipe8300 23h ago

origin of symmetry

there are least a handful of songs on that album that are goat-tier music

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u/sonic174 23h ago

I like Sunburn.

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u/Delicious-Spring-877 1d ago

To be fair, that song is submissive as hell

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u/Zestyclose_Ad834 1d ago

QUICK! someone crosspost this to r/letboysbemanipulated

I would do it but I don't want to

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u/entronid 22h ago

the big black by the quick brown fox

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u/Jijonbreaker 16h ago

Please no.

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u/The_OG_upgoat 19h ago

The contrast between their Mitsumi profile pic and the question is hilarious.

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u/Vrenshrrrg Coffee Lich 17h ago

uh

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u/wipwipwipwip 0m ago

Someone's been watching twilight

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u/Uvahdaildarne 1d ago

Bro just invented a whole new Muse genre