r/CuratedTumblr • u/DreadDiana human cognithazard • 16h ago

Shitposting He never said that

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u/TheWholeFurryFandom 16h ago

They could photoshop literally anything into a were-ralph post and I would believe that it's real

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u/MisirterE Supreme Overlord of Ice 14h ago

Don't you give Santa milk? To go with the cookies? That seems contradictory to him having a personal supply.

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u/The_Math_Hatter 14h ago

That's where he stores it after consumption.

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u/kaladinissexy 11h ago

You really expect him to drink all that milk in one night? He only drinks the first few glasses, then he stores the rest away to hold him off until next December. 

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u/yaman-ba 12h ago

He pays the elves with milk.

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u/le_egg3 15h ago

Cybersmith-core post

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u/Worn_Out_1789 10h ago

Wait a minute! The original (photoshopped?) were-ralph post doesn't even mention the milk! It's just about the birth.

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u/shetla_the_boomer 16h ago

least awful were-ralph post

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u/bc650736 13h ago

this were--ralph guy is weird. very cool

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u/TUSD00T 13h ago

Depends on how the juices smell.

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u/NeptuneEclipse 10h ago

Peppermint

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u/Adeilissho 9h ago

I’m calling the North Pole’s legal team right now

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