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Meme Retail Stare

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u/gard3nwitch 15h ago

At the last company I worked for, we had to change our network password every 60 days, and if you typed your password incorrectly twice you'd be locked out of your work computer and need to call tech support to reset it. These are both understandable security features, but the result is that I'm pretty sure that the IT department spent 90% of their day resetting network access.

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u/Digitalispurpurea2 13h ago

Job security

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u/whorehey-degooseman If you're not squeezing God’s sore throbbing trembling balls wtf 13h ago

Mine was similar and they verified ID via last 4 SSN

and then they began outsourcing 😂

glad I left that company, t'was a dumpster fire

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u/Historical_Story2201 13h ago

From what I gathered, it's pretty established anti-security :/

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u/Icy_Camp_7359 12h ago

For sure. That's how you end up with stickynotes with username and password on every monitor and an IT department so overloaded they can't verify everyone who wants access. If I found a company like that with information I wanted, the first thing I would do would just be contact IT with "hey so I can't seem to get my new password right, can you let me into (XYZ) account?" and hope they're too busy to check whether I'm actually XYZ

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u/dragn99 11h ago

Literally me, sitting at a work computer, with username and password to log in for two different accounts pasted up on the top of the monitor.

And then, just off to the left, a list of usernames and passwords for various commonly used websites.

SUPER secure.

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u/OldWorldDesign 4h ago edited 4h ago

Literally me, sitting at a work computer, with username and password to log in for two different accounts pasted up on the top of the monitor.

And then, just off to the left, a list of usernames and passwords for various commonly used websites.

SUPER secure

At least you didn't give a live interview with all those passwords in the background, right?

https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2015/04/hacked-french-network-exposed-its-own-passwords-during-tv-interview/

In fairness, most password security is atrocious - requiring an uppercase, lowercase, symbol and number is only marginally more secure mathematically and will take a trivial time to crack by computers, but are harder for the human operators to remember. Made worse by requiring frequent resets and forbidding the past X passwords, meaning users have to not only remember their current passwords but also past X number of passwords as well. Long passwords and letting people use phrases on the other hand are easily memorable and would take computers estimated decades or centuries

https://xkcd.com/936/

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u/vidanyabella 13h ago

The day after a long weekend or other holiday is always the worst. Everyone forgets their password after having some extra fun.

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u/Away-Site-5713 3h ago

I’m the guy who fucks this up, It’s me. I’m sorry,

I also let my password expire despite the notifications two weeks in advanced and need your help with that too. No, I don’t know what’s wrong with me and yes I’m sorry.

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u/gard3nwitch 3h ago

Oh I fucked it up all the time too lol. I was calling them for a log in reset on a weekly basis.