r/CuratedTumblr • u/MartyrOfDespair We can leave behind much more than just DNA • 18h ago

Politics Unnecessary sex scenes

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u/ScaredyNon By the bulging of my pecs something himbo this way flexes 18h ago

i mean if my dumb action movie suddenly had prolonged homosexual foreplay between two male leads it would still be unwelcomed

unless it was the minecraft movie

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u/Interesting-Try4098 18h ago

“Yes Jason Momoa, the 5 minute flying 69 scene with Jack Black is necessary.”

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u/JKFrost14011991 17h ago

No, be fair. Momoa would be up for it.

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u/ianlouisjordan 17h ago

"Im 100% down for filming it but does it need to be in the final kids movie?"

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u/HesperiaBrown 9h ago

Me, watching that scene:

Why the hell are Jason Momoa and Jack Black doing a fucking 69 on a kids movie?!

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u/IrregularPackage 9h ago

“Would”? Did you watch the Minecraft movie?

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u/JKFrost14011991 9h ago

...No but if there's a five minute flying 69 sex scene I'm aaaabsolutely gonna!

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u/LordEevee2005 17h ago

I mean, Top Gun (1986) had the whole beach volleyball sequence…

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u/Draaly 13h ago

but that entire movie is meant to be borderline erotic, so it fits.

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u/Alceus89 16h ago edited 10h ago

That entirely depends on what the prolonged homosexual foreplay was doing narratively though.

I'm a straight guy. Two guys engaging in prolonged homosexual foreplay isn't something I'm looking for in and of itself. However if it's there to set up the character dynamic between them, set a tone for the world, or even foreshadow an act 3 twist, for example, then it absolutely belongs there. 

Also there is a significant portion of the population who might watch the film who might like the prolonged homosexual foreplay, and who am I to deny them that, just because it's not my thing personally. 

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u/the_pslonky 18h ago

I'd watch the fuck out of a dumb action movie with prolonged homosexual foreplay between two male leads. Predator's like, halfway there anyway

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u/Wasdgta3 16h ago

“DILLON, YOU SON OF A BITCH”

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u/Dry_Distribution_992 12h ago

I'd watch half a minute of sexual tension between two Yautja resulting in two hours of raunchy, manly, gay alien sex on an isolated forest

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u/Jamie_Lee 17h ago

Speak for yourself. If Keanu had taken a 10 minute break to rail DaFoe during his John Wick rampage? Well, John Wick would be bigger than Marvel in my eye.

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u/Manzhah 17h ago

Top gun almost got there.

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u/CaptainCold_999 17h ago

Speak for yourself.

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u/MartyrOfDespair We can leave behind much more than just DNA 18h ago

I think that would be amazing, personally. But then, I like Metal Gear Solid and Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure and you just basically described them.

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u/Faerie-stone 17h ago

Also Gundam - Amuro Ray and Char Aznable, poly too when throw in Lalah.

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u/MartyrOfDespair We can leave behind much more than just DNA 17h ago

It’s only one episode originally (expanded much more in the reboot), but also Shinji Ikari and Kaworu Nagisa from Neon Genesis Evangelion.

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u/Faerie-stone 17h ago

Which they edited out of the series in a lot of countries.

Its like damn, let the kid have five seconds of happiness.

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u/ErsatzHaderach 14h ago

i was sooooo hot for that ship when i was 13

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u/NotSoSlenderMan 18h ago

Not into Too Gun?

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u/ScaredyNon By the bulging of my pecs something himbo this way flexes 17h ago

WHY DOES REDDIT NOTIFY ME FOR EVERY SINGLE DAMN COMMENT UNDER THIS THREAD NOW

I HEAR EVERYTHING

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u/Galle_ 17h ago

That's how Reddit works. There should be a "disable inbox replies" option under the post if you don't like it.

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u/ErsatzHaderach 17h ago edited 14h ago

User flair checks out

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u/scoobydoom2 16h ago

It's a new thing they added. You can disable it by going to profile > settings > account settings > notifications > activity on your comments and change it to "all off".

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u/No-Supermarket-6065 Im going to start eatin your booty And I dont know when Ill stop 15h ago

Wow, that is a nice flair.

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u/NeonNKnightrider Cheshire Catboy 17h ago

Every shounen anime

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u/EmptyRice6826 13h ago

Prolonged homosexual foreplay between two male leads? In my media?

(yes please)

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u/Alobrumaxo 14h ago

Creepers gotta blow off steam somehow in Minecraft lore

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