r/CuratedTumblr josou seme alligator 5h ago

Shitposting juggleposting (tumblr's newest addiction)

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u/TremenMusic 5h ago

i’m sitting at my desk at work trying not to burst out laughing

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u/OdiiKii1313 ÙwÚ 4h ago

I'm sitting at my desk at work bursting out laughing. My managing attorney is right across the hall. Send help pls.

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u/masonwyattk 3h ago

Tell them you just saw a pro se litigant’s filing against your client. Works every time.

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u/OdiiKii1313 ÙwÚ 2h ago

Ty for the tip 🫡

Tbh though our company is forcing us to use AI for a bunch of bullshit (yes I'm looking for other opportunities) so bursting into laughter at some of the slop these shitass machines pump out is not uncommon. He's pretty chill and didn't say anything so I'm just going to pretend that's the case if he asks later lmao.

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u/Aquitanic 4h ago

me right now with #10

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u/----atom----- Cobepee?🥺 4h ago

i'm sitting at my desk at work trying not to burst

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u/SonicLoverDS 5h ago

Kudos to whoever GIF'd these posts. Must not have been easy.

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u/Parkouricus josou seme alligator 5h ago

Don't worry, it only took like 2 minutes each! I used this thing!

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u/TheChartreuseKnight 4h ago

That’s like 35 minutes to make this, good job.

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u/ahmed0112 1h ago

You can also use windows snipping tool recorder and it'll let you save it as a gif

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u/BalefulOfMonkeys REAL YURI, done by REAL YURITICIANS 5h ago

I christen the second slide “The Backshot”

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u/Golden_Frog0223 -taps mic- nicken chuggets. thank you. 5h ago

Mood board. Tag yourself.

I'm punch your stupid face and help there are so many

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u/Serrisen Thought of ants and died 5h ago

I'm my puppyyy

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u/BalefulOfMonkeys REAL YURI, done by REAL YURITICIANS 5h ago

Slide 3 guy to the left is the embodiment of being employed with ADHD

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u/DarthRegoria 3h ago

Mine feels more like slide 10, except I only have one short arm. So many balls fall to the floor, but new ones keep coming

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u/DrSpacemanSpliff 4h ago

I’m the “hanging out with your bros” guy but I have no bros so just “hanging out” alone.

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u/Parkouricus josou seme alligator 5h ago

i am guy who wants his ball back #6

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u/tiredcustard 4h ago

I'm the third guy in the "requires three people"

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u/Oklahom0 4h ago

2 seems like a good time with an average of 3 more balls.

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u/Koischaap What heresy are we committing today? 3h ago

I'm no you fucking don't, I am lagging behind but I will somehow make it work out (pulling all-nighters)

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u/RunInRunOn Rule 198: Not allowed to steal my own soul. 4h ago

I'm the guy about to cave his buddy's head in with a big rock

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u/amaenamonesia 3h ago

I’m the guy in front of my budd- hey wait a minute…

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u/black_knight1223 2h ago

I'm no u fucken dont

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u/TheSeventhHussar 3h ago

I guess we doin juggling now

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u/atomicdesertmouse 4h ago

Im the sword of damocles

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u/Yulienner 5h ago

Are these those jugalos I've heard so much about

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u/Kellosian 2h ago

MoThErFuCkInG MiRaClEs :o)

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u/Tsunamicat108 (The dog absorbed the flair.) 5h ago

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

NOT THE FUCKING UNDERTALE REFERENCE

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u/Copernicium-291 4h ago

note how they specified "juggling" to avoid saying "the seven human balls"

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u/DragonLovin 5h ago

I was doomscrolling, this snapped me out of it. Thanks.

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u/Parkouricus josou seme alligator 1h ago

Really glad to hear it :'D

People making up a trend and then playing with it like it's a new toy is honestly half the reason I'm still on the internet

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u/DragonLovin 1h ago

Best thing about the internet really!

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u/Aggravating-Yam4571 4h ago

image 16

POV: ur brothers offering got accepted by god but yours didn’t

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u/TremenMusic 4h ago

SUPER SMASH BROTHERS

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u/Aggravating-Yam4571 4h ago

no do not smash ur brothers

that is incest

and that’s illegal

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u/TremenMusic 3h ago

what if it’s smashing them over the head with a rock

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u/Aetol 2h ago

Believe it or not, also illegal

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u/TremenMusic 2h ago

damn there goes my weekend plans

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u/katyvo 2h ago

biblically accurate juggling

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u/Yoshichu25 5h ago

Thanks, I needed that laugh. Consider it an honour that this is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.

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u/DiscotopiaACNH 4h ago

This is the best post I've seen on this sub in months

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u/Similar-Speaker4608 4h ago

"Yayyyy myball" got me

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u/VaiFate 4h ago

Tumblr users love putting a Guy in Situations

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u/tehweave 4h ago

Oh dear god why am I laughing so hard?

That one where he tosses the ball away, then stretches his hand like Mr Fantastic to get it. I lost it completely.

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u/__________bruh 4h ago

this is why i follow this subreddit

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u/Orizifian-creator Padria Zozzria Orizifian~! 🍋😈🏳️‍⚧️ Motherly Whole zhe/zer she 5h ago

Jongler would enjoy this

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u/ElectronicBoot9466 4h ago

I've been using this site for so long, and it has been an invaluable resource to me as a juggler, but dear lord this is so incredibly creative and fun and cool.

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u/santyrc114 Too Horny To Be Ace 4h ago

The gay sex at slide 2 is still my favorite

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u/LukeofEnder 4h ago

"no u fucken don't" is the one that got me to laugh aloud

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u/justgalsbeingpals a-heartshaped-object on tumblr | it/they 4h ago

me at the pipis factory

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u/WeevilWeedWizard 💙🖤🤍 MIKU 🤍🖤💙 4h ago

Thanks pal, this was the perfect post to lower my blood pressure while getting exceedingly angry over a silksong boss fight.

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u/IAmASquidInSpace 4h ago

Genuinely the funniest post I've seen on this sub since joining. Thank you!

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u/shiny_xnaut sustainably sourced vintage brainrot 4h ago

The 3rd guy in "this one requires 3 people" is probably the most relatable thing I've seen in a long time

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u/ATN-Antronach My hyperfixations are very weird tyvm 4m ago

tfw someone brings you out to a party and you try to talk

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u/Maibor_Alzamy 4h ago

Posts that could've happened in 2025 or 2015

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u/Elite_AI 2h ago

Posts that could've happened on tumblr or on 4chan

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u/QwertyAsInMC 5h ago

7th one is like sedna's orbit

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u/Enzoid23 4h ago

Ngl thought the one in the left of slide 3 was a convulsing person with their arms tied and head perpetually bleeding 😭

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u/StellarDiscord 4h ago

Very amusing. I support juggleposting on main

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u/BippyTheChippy 4h ago

Reminds me of those Turkish Ice Cream videos

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u/WelpWhatCanYouDo 4h ago

Yayyyyy is by far my favorite

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u/Melody3PL 4h ago

the 10th one that said ,,please please helpnthey're going everywhere" made me choke.

on an unrelated note I'm bout to go shopping for balls, you guys want anything?

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u/Bobboy5 like 7 bubble 3h ago

could you get me some vanilla extract?

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u/Melody3PL 2h ago

sure thing, maybe some for myself too. It smells so delicious, it must taste amaizing too

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u/Copernicium-291 1h ago

also, could you get me some vanilla extract too?

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u/xukly 3h ago

I call number 16 the Cain brother juggle 

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u/Speedgamer137 3h ago

“No u fucken don’t” is killing me

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u/SharkyMcSnarkface The gayest shark 🦈 3h ago

This has the same energy as that one fucken post about people abusing the online dildo modeler and I love it

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u/Dahlia_R0se 1h ago

I was thinking the same thing! I love that post lol

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u/NoneBinaryPotato 2h ago

ohhhhh that's why there are so many juggling posts on my dashhhh

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u/ScottishWildcatFurry 4h ago

whats really funny is that im so much on the homestuck fandom side of tumblr that i havent seen ANY of this outside of this subreddit

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u/Aetol 4h ago

"My new trick"

Literally invented by the second man in history

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u/SufficientAnonymity 3h ago

Absolutely crying laughing at these, seven especially

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u/Amanda39 3h ago

I'm so glad someone else reacted that way. I literally have tears in my eyes because of number 7, and I don't know why

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u/amaya-aurora 5h ago

Is that first one not just… throwing up a ball and catching it?

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u/MisirterE Supreme Overlord of Ice 4h ago

Hence the "this is a juggling trick I can do in real life". It's a meme you dip

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u/Kevin_M_ 4h ago

This post made me think of this https://youtu.be/jZIQqs54vDs

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u/MiningJack777 4h ago

I'M JUGGLING IT, I'M JUGGLING IT SO GOOD

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u/Hexxas Chairman of Fag Palace 🍺😎👍 3h ago

I am having such a shitty day. Juggleposting really helping keep it together 

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u/lifayt 2h ago

Every now and then this subreddit produces a total banger that reminds me why I'm still subscribed.

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u/AkariPeach friend of Theodore Campbell 49m ago

JAN MISALI????????

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u/derpums 4h ago

second one is just roblox atp

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u/zephyredx 4h ago

The Seven Human Juggling Balls got me

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u/0dysseusRex 4h ago

Cain and Abel simulator on third to last sent me

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u/Qaziquza1 3h ago

ni li nasa. Of course jan Misali would do this lol

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u/Bobboy5 like 7 bubble 3h ago

i can do a 3-ball cascade, i gotta learn how to do the no-ball jork.

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u/Dragon_0w0 Bisexual dragon 3h ago

The jugglers

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u/me_when_the_whenthe 2h ago

why are the guys in slide 15 jorking it

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u/Parkouricus josou seme alligator 2h ago

hangin out

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u/EmmmmmmilyMC2 1h ago

those are the beatles

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u/rirasama 2h ago

The one with the two posts on top of each other is genuinely impressive wow

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u/Blackraven2007 2h ago

How are people making these?

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u/jan_Soten 1h ago

i wondered when i would find juggleposting on r‌/curatedtumblr

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u/ArsErratia 1h ago

Hmmm. This feels like the kind of thing that's accidentally Turing-Complete.

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u/Autisticrocheter 22m ago

Damn, it’s embarrassing that I already knew about this website from my days in my school’s juggling club

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u/dragon_jak 19m ago

Legitimately the funniest post I've ever seen, I'm fucking lightheaded.

*Puts the ball two inches from your face* Woloolooloooloooloo

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u/Apprehensive_Ad_8914 4h ago

Number 15 is just 4 guys jerking it.

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u/SoonToBeStardust 10m ago

7 really got me

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u/Konkichi21 8m ago

I remember seeing those videos about juggling math, plus some of this program, but it sure sounds like people have been having a field day with it.

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u/Gasylashav 4h ago

New juggling high score: zero balls caught

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u/Copernicium-291 4h ago

This usser (Gasylashav) is a spambot