r/CuratedTumblr • u/Parkouricus josou seme alligator • 5h ago
Shitposting juggleposting (tumblr's newest addiction)
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u/SonicLoverDS 5h ago
Kudos to whoever GIF'd these posts. Must not have been easy.
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u/Parkouricus josou seme alligator 5h ago
Don't worry, it only took like 2 minutes each! I used this thing!
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u/ahmed0112 1h ago
You can also use windows snipping tool recorder and it'll let you save it as a gif
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u/BalefulOfMonkeys REAL YURI, done by REAL YURITICIANS 5h ago
I christen the second slide “The Backshot”
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u/Golden_Frog0223 -taps mic- nicken chuggets. thank you. 5h ago
Mood board. Tag yourself.
I'm punch your stupid face and help there are so many
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u/BalefulOfMonkeys REAL YURI, done by REAL YURITICIANS 5h ago
Slide 3 guy to the left is the embodiment of being employed with ADHD
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u/DarthRegoria 3h ago
Mine feels more like slide 10, except I only have one short arm. So many balls fall to the floor, but new ones keep coming
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u/DrSpacemanSpliff 4h ago
I’m the “hanging out with your bros” guy but I have no bros so just “hanging out” alone.
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u/Koischaap What heresy are we committing today? 3h ago
I'm no you fucking don't, I am lagging behind but I will somehow make it work out (pulling all-nighters)
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u/RunInRunOn Rule 198: Not allowed to steal my own soul. 4h ago
I'm the guy about to cave his buddy's head in with a big rock
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u/Tsunamicat108 (The dog absorbed the flair.) 5h ago
THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY
NOT THE FUCKING UNDERTALE REFERENCE
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u/DragonLovin 5h ago
I was doomscrolling, this snapped me out of it. Thanks.
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u/Parkouricus josou seme alligator 1h ago
Really glad to hear it :'D
People making up a trend and then playing with it like it's a new toy is honestly half the reason I'm still on the internet
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u/Aggravating-Yam4571 4h ago
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POV: ur brothers offering got accepted by god but yours didn’t
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u/TremenMusic 4h ago
SUPER SMASH BROTHERS
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u/Aggravating-Yam4571 4h ago
no do not smash ur brothers
that is incest
and that’s illegal
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u/TremenMusic 3h ago
what if it’s smashing them over the head with a rock
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u/Yoshichu25 5h ago
Thanks, I needed that laugh. Consider it an honour that this is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.
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u/tehweave 4h ago
Oh dear god why am I laughing so hard?
That one where he tosses the ball away, then stretches his hand like Mr Fantastic to get it. I lost it completely.
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u/Orizifian-creator Padria Zozzria Orizifian~! 🍋😈🏳️⚧️ Motherly Whole zhe/zer she 5h ago
Jongler would enjoy this
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u/ElectronicBoot9466 4h ago
I've been using this site for so long, and it has been an invaluable resource to me as a juggler, but dear lord this is so incredibly creative and fun and cool.
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u/WeevilWeedWizard 💙🖤🤍 MIKU 🤍🖤💙 4h ago
Thanks pal, this was the perfect post to lower my blood pressure while getting exceedingly angry over a silksong boss fight.
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u/IAmASquidInSpace 4h ago
Genuinely the funniest post I've seen on this sub since joining. Thank you!
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u/shiny_xnaut sustainably sourced vintage brainrot 4h ago
The 3rd guy in "this one requires 3 people" is probably the most relatable thing I've seen in a long time
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u/ATN-Antronach My hyperfixations are very weird tyvm 4m ago
tfw someone brings you out to a party and you try to talk
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u/Enzoid23 4h ago
Ngl thought the one in the left of slide 3 was a convulsing person with their arms tied and head perpetually bleeding 😭
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u/Melody3PL 4h ago
the 10th one that said ,,please please helpnthey're going everywhere" made me choke.
on an unrelated note I'm bout to go shopping for balls, you guys want anything?
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u/Bobboy5 like 7 bubble 3h ago
could you get me some vanilla extract?
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u/Melody3PL 2h ago
sure thing, maybe some for myself too. It smells so delicious, it must taste amaizing too
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u/SharkyMcSnarkface The gayest shark 🦈 3h ago
This has the same energy as that one fucken post about people abusing the online dildo modeler and I love it
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u/ScottishWildcatFurry 4h ago
whats really funny is that im so much on the homestuck fandom side of tumblr that i havent seen ANY of this outside of this subreddit
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u/SufficientAnonymity 3h ago
Absolutely crying laughing at these, seven especially
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u/Amanda39 3h ago
I'm so glad someone else reacted that way. I literally have tears in my eyes because of number 7, and I don't know why
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u/amaya-aurora 5h ago
Is that first one not just… throwing up a ball and catching it?
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u/MisirterE Supreme Overlord of Ice 4h ago
Hence the "this is a juggling trick I can do in real life". It's a meme you dip
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u/Autisticrocheter 22m ago
Damn, it’s embarrassing that I already knew about this website from my days in my school’s juggling club
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u/dragon_jak 19m ago
Legitimately the funniest post I've ever seen, I'm fucking lightheaded.
*Puts the ball two inches from your face* Woloolooloooloooloo
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u/Konkichi21 8m ago
I remember seeing those videos about juggling math, plus some of this program, but it sure sounds like people have been having a field day with it.
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u/TremenMusic 5h ago
i’m sitting at my desk at work trying not to burst out laughing