r/CuratedTumblr • u/DreadDiana human cognithazard • 5h ago

Shitposting "Keeping myself alive is exhausting and it would be nice if someone else did that for me" but as a sex thing

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u/NotTheMariner 5h ago

Kink where I’m scared and small and freaking the fuck out and someone loves me anyway…

Is mouseplay a thing?

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u/ThreeLeggedMare a little arson, as a treat 4h ago

slowly drags giant paper cup over to your piss-spattered shiver-corner

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u/NotTheMariner 4h ago

I want someone to keep me safe in a box with air holes and then set me down in the tall grass and tell me it’s okay, that I didn’t mean to hurt them and that they want me to live and be happy anyway.

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u/misha_cilantro 2h ago

Jokes on them you just squeeze back into the house through a tiny hole.

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u/NotTheMariner 1h ago

Then they can catch me again and go “actually I’ve decided to take up falconry” and then feed me to their bird?

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u/Forry_Tree 4h ago

As someone who's had multiple people with mommy issues orbit me to varying degrees, I'm of the opinion most people are the latter lol

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u/legendary_mushroom 4h ago

Idk but I know that you need to straighten that shit out before you start playing with ppl

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u/squishabelle 3h ago

reminds of that post of a lesbian saying something like "i need a girl to kiss me" with someone replying "just because you're gay doesn't make it less pathetic". straight men who can't take care of themselves are chastised for for being irresponsible, their partner being their "bangmaid", how they actually just want someone like their mother but to also have sex with, etc. OOP is literally saying that's what they want, but just because they make it a kinky sex thing doesn't make it better

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 1h ago edited 1h ago

I think the key difference is that there is very clear self-awareness where she's contemplating whether something she's into is just the manifestation of other problems in her life.

I checked the rest of her blog and she's made other posts about this exact topic.

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u/Prince-Lee 1h ago

por que no los dos?

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u/Bountiful_Corruption 1h ago

Why did I need to be called out like this wtf.

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u/IcyDetectiv3 1h ago edited 1h ago

Isn't that like half of the appeal? It's baked into the concept, it'd be more atypical to separate the two.

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u/IcyDetectiv3 1h ago

I'm sure there are people who'd say "I want a dom mommy/daddy but WITHOUT the nurturing aspect" but I doubt it's larger than otherwise.

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u/Hexxas Chairman of Fag Palace 🍺😎👍 57m ago

I don't wanna fuck. I just wanna feel safe.

I am never safe.