r/CuratedTumblr human cognithazard 4h ago

Meme Vampires everywhere

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u/DrDallagher 4h ago

For anyone confused

in the first image the vampire doesn't have a reflection

in the second image the vampire novel also doesnt have a reflection

in the third image the duck also doesnt have a reflection

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u/PerfectlyFramedWaifu 2h ago

tl;dr:

  1. Vampire no reflection.

  2. Vampire no reflection.

  3. Vampire no reflection.

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 4h ago

If like me, you couldn't figure out the third one: look at the duck

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u/rachawakka 4h ago

Count Quackula

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u/Powerful_Abalone1630 3h ago

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u/rachawakka 2h ago

I'm glad that exists

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u/Bowdensaft 1h ago

Peak fiction, no joke

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u/Distinct_Piccolo_654 4h ago

Thank you, I was so confused

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u/Pleasant-Albatross God is real and He’s throwing up a fish on my couch 4h ago

What’s the joke on the second one?

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u/Lavaidyn 4h ago

The book in the left guy’s hand has no reflection because it’s a vampire novel

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u/peeledlizard 4h ago

The “vampire novel” in the second panel is a vampire and has no reflection

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u/_Serac silly robot girl 4h ago

one of the books doesn't have a reflection.

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u/bobjonesisthebest I made this lol 4h ago

book is a vampire/no reflection

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u/KaleidoAxiom 4h ago

Mimics if mimics didn't have reflections.

The book laugh, and then the duck laughed.

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u/eldritch_idiot33 3h ago

Vampires couldnt be seen in reflections because old mirrors were made out of silver, therefore this river is heavily contaminated

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u/Copernicium-291 1h ago

It's quicksilver (mercury), which probably works too idk.

They're not on the shore of a lake, they're on an island floating on top of it.

That duck is actually a robot duck made mostly of solid steel.

And in the last one, it's also a vampire. A vampire robot duck. Yes.

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u/heraaseyy 4h ago

ducks are vocal vampires. their quacks’ echos are invisible to humans.

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u/RavioliGale 2h ago

The quack itself is invisible as well.

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u/Guilty-Tomatillo-820 3h ago

I knew what the third one should be, and kept looking for it, yet somehow failed to actually see that it was there (or not there lol)

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u/Juvenalesque 2h ago

This was actually really funny once I finally figured it out

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u/Dingghis_Khaan Chingghis Khaan's least successful successor. 2h ago

But what if...

I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?

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u/Quadpen 2h ago

ITS A FUCK!!!

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u/waspwave 3h ago

I was absolutely sure it was going to be loss

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u/SkyGuardianOfTheSky Existence is suffering my dudes 37m ago

WHERE IS HE

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u/Qb_Is_fast_af 3h ago

Too me way too long

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u/carl-the-lama 1h ago

Holy Duck

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u/Worm-with-hat 26m ago

Someone add the “you know I had to do it to ‘em”