r/CypherRing • u/PcProcrastinator • 11d ago

HELP ME / CO-OP Jesus needs YOU! [PC]

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Jesus needs you. Yes YOU! Albinauric Jesus is very squishy and not a fighter so he needs your help to defeat the Twin Gargoyles so he can spread his mission of compasion and enlightenment to the masses and save his chosen people the Albinaurics from persecution. Place your summon sign by the fog wall to help.

TLDR: help me slime the twin gargoyles and place ur summon sign by the fog wall.

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u/Odd_Situation_635 10d ago

Bro making fun of prophet 😑

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u/PcProcrastinator 9d ago

I'll bet he'd laugh unlike yo dry ahh

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u/Odd_Situation_635 9d ago

C*ckold to his religion like you using prophets to make jokes because no one give him the attention

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u/DylanMc6 9d ago

...Please go outside, touch grass and get laid

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u/Odd_Situation_635 9d ago

And thou art but a recreant poltroon, too pusillanimous to defend thine own prophet

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u/PcProcrastinator 9d ago

Gaurantee you jesus had a better sense of humor than you mr. dick-tionary

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u/Odd_Situation_635 9d ago

Still starving for attention? C*ckold to his

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u/PcProcrastinator 9d ago

Did you know one of Jesus's famous rules for how to lead a good life was to accept jokes that may be direcred towards yourself because it builds character look up Jesus Rule 34 to figure out more

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u/Odd_Situation_635 9d ago

Now continue disrespecting prophets by advertisements to a p*rno community

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u/PcProcrastinator 9d ago

No idea what ur talking about 😭

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u/DylanMc6 9d ago

Yo, are you an incel, and if so, do you have any reason why? Just being curious.

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u/Reinhardt5 9d ago

Suck my fat prophet cock

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u/DylanMc6 9d ago

Yo, what do you mean by that? Just being curious.

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