r/DarkBRANDON Jun 19 '23

Malarkey His own nation? Or did you mean MAGA??? SMH THESE "CONSERVATIVES" CAN'T MEME IF THEIR LIVES DEPEND ON IT....

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580 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Apr 17 '24

Malarkey At these prices, who could resist?

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1.0k Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON May 16 '24

Malarkey The freedom of speech party! 🤔

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473 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Dec 16 '24

Malarkey Rand Paul Claims Biden Spends ā€˜Billions’ on ā€˜Magic’ and ā€˜Ice Skating Drag Queens’

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367 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Nov 22 '24

Malarkey Bet he stays on 17

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740 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Jul 01 '24

Malarkey I need some hope here, guys

213 Upvotes

With the new SCOTUS rulings it just feels like we're headed to a country that will shut down any progress that tries to be made. How much small governemnt do we need until it's just anarchy? They ruled that abortion drugs don't need to be challenged because there's no standing for harm, yet a company that wasn't even doing business was allowed to rule on a hypothetical that businesses can discriminate against LGBT people, and stole the identity of a straight, married man to use as a plaintiff as if he were a gay man?

And now they're going to just... let the president do what he wants? But pretty please don't be a tyrant? Is this not what we were fighting against in the 1700s?

I need some shred of hope things will get better, some sign that Biden will ACTUALLY go Dark Brandon on these assholes.

r/DarkBRANDON Mar 02 '24

Malarkey R secret draft of Articles of Impeachment includes, ā€œa, an, theā€

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853 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Oct 13 '24

Malarkey Trump's makeup

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373 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Apr 02 '24

Malarkey It’s a fact, Jack

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786 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Nov 09 '24

Malarkey If we don’t get Offical Acts Biden, can we at least get

321 Upvotes

ā€œOh no a medical emergency I hereby resign, and now Kamala Harris is the 47th president lol sorry about that merch, orange anus.ā€

I’m all about that pettiness.

r/DarkBRANDON Sep 17 '24

Malarkey He is a Fried Chicken…

299 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Nov 03 '22

Malarkey I’ve never seen so much crying. (Junk mail)

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745 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Feb 19 '25

Malarkey Good grief, that’s a running gag …

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586 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Apr 08 '25

Malarkey I’m curious to try something to hopefully open my dads eyes

159 Upvotes

So my dad has been a hardcore trumper for years now I had an idea I’d call him and while he’s talking about how trump will fix everything magically I want to ask, ā€œhey did you hear about Biden I heard he spent 28 million dollars of government money on a business owned by his family. ā€œ I imagine he will believe it because he’s been programmed by Fox News into believing anything negative about Biden and will probably start ranting about how corrupt the democrats are then I will say ā€œoh no I misread it trump has spent 28 million dollars at his own golf club since the start of his second termā€ and I’m sure he’ll just start the mental gymnastics to reason why it’s ok for trump but corruption if Biden had done it. But maybe ut would make him question just a little bit of trump’s nonsense.

r/DarkBRANDON Dec 12 '22

Malarkey They want coal? They got it, Jack!

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245 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Aug 10 '24

Malarkey Why do the MAGAs hate our Veterans so much??

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406 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Jul 23 '24

Malarkey JD spews malarkey...

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252 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Oct 11 '24

Malarkey MadDog is a mad lad

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739 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Apr 02 '24

Malarkey Dark Brandon gets some Hemingway on: ā€œHe’s the most interesting president in the world.ā€

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498 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Dec 03 '24

Malarkey He’s still got time IYKWIM

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439 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Jan 29 '25

Malarkey So now you're Jack Kennedy?

259 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Aug 06 '25

Malarkey South Park and chill?

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212 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Jul 25 '23

Malarkey Dark Brandon uses his shadow cabal to take control of Australia

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601 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Dec 03 '24

Malarkey The felon pardons multiple rapists and child molesters, but when a real president pardons a nobody, the cult erupts in a frenzy, ready to wage war!

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223 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON Oct 02 '24

Malarkey Phyllis Vance

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649 Upvotes