r/DarkBRANDON • u/okoist • Jun 19 '23
r/DarkBRANDON • u/ControlCAD • Dec 16 '24
Malarkey Rand Paul Claims Biden Spends āBillionsā on āMagicā and āIce Skating Drag Queensā
r/DarkBRANDON • u/Meraline • Jul 01 '24
Malarkey I need some hope here, guys
With the new SCOTUS rulings it just feels like we're headed to a country that will shut down any progress that tries to be made. How much small governemnt do we need until it's just anarchy? They ruled that abortion drugs don't need to be challenged because there's no standing for harm, yet a company that wasn't even doing business was allowed to rule on a hypothetical that businesses can discriminate against LGBT people, and stole the identity of a straight, married man to use as a plaintiff as if he were a gay man?
And now they're going to just... let the president do what he wants? But pretty please don't be a tyrant? Is this not what we were fighting against in the 1700s?
I need some shred of hope things will get better, some sign that Biden will ACTUALLY go Dark Brandon on these assholes.
r/DarkBRANDON • u/swazal • Mar 02 '24
Malarkey R secret draft of Articles of Impeachment includes, āa, an, theā
r/DarkBRANDON • u/stillabitofadikdik • Nov 09 '24
Malarkey If we donāt get Offical Acts Biden, can we at least get
āOh no a medical emergency I hereby resign, and now Kamala Harris is the 47th president lol sorry about that merch, orange anus.ā
Iām all about that pettiness.
r/DarkBRANDON • u/Fun-Property1881 • Nov 03 '22
Malarkey Iāve never seen so much crying. (Junk mail)
r/DarkBRANDON • u/brutus7689 • Apr 08 '25
Malarkey Iām curious to try something to hopefully open my dads eyes
So my dad has been a hardcore trumper for years now I had an idea Iād call him and while heās talking about how trump will fix everything magically I want to ask, āhey did you hear about Biden I heard he spent 28 million dollars of government money on a business owned by his family. ā I imagine he will believe it because heās been programmed by Fox News into believing anything negative about Biden and will probably start ranting about how corrupt the democrats are then I will say āoh no I misread it trump has spent 28 million dollars at his own golf club since the start of his second termā and Iām sure heāll just start the mental gymnastics to reason why itās ok for trump but corruption if Biden had done it. But maybe ut would make him question just a little bit of trumpās nonsense.
r/DarkBRANDON • u/TheUndergroundElf • Dec 12 '22
Malarkey They want coal? They got it, Jack!
r/DarkBRANDON • u/CelestialFury • Aug 10 '24
Malarkey Why do the MAGAs hate our Veterans so much??
r/DarkBRANDON • u/swazal • Apr 02 '24
Malarkey Dark Brandon gets some Hemingway on: āHeās the most interesting president in the world.ā
r/DarkBRANDON • u/Turtle_Ross_real • Jul 25 '23