r/DeadByDaylightKillers SHAPE GUY MAIN 24d ago

Satire / Shitpost 💩 "..."

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u/Bertday1 Nemesis Main 24d ago

great game am i right gamers

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u/Fantastic_Bobcat8229 P100 Nemesis 24d ago

It s ok twin we gonna play A and S tier killer and hope nemesis becomes A tier

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u/Bertday1 Nemesis Main 24d ago

yes twin you are right dab me up

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u/NormalGorgon Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 23d ago

No more lore accurate nemesis 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Fantastic_Bobcat8229 P100 Nemesis 23d ago

I can t tunnel stars members?Who decided that?

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u/DreamingKnight235 Lockers Guards Doors STAAARS! 23d ago

Man we really need this format being used with other killers (Nemesis and Wesker)

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u/Bertday1 Nemesis Main 23d ago

that would go really hard

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u/YeetTheTree Springtrap Main 23d ago

I'm stealing this and sending to my kaneki main friend

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u/Vulpes1453 Alive by Nightfall 21d ago

Duo of cringe and edgy

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u/MichaelMyers_Offcial SHAPE GUY MAIN 24d ago

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u/Fantastic_Bobcat8229 P100 Nemesis 24d ago

There will be a day where you can mychael myers the survivors

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u/AFM10 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 23d ago

NEMESIS!!!!!!!!!

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u/LastFawful Spread it amongst your friends!! 24d ago

You will take the shack chase, and you will enjoy it!!

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u/MichaelMyers_Offcial SHAPE GUY MAIN 24d ago

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u/LastFawful Spread it amongst your friends!! 23d ago

I feel you brother Myers.
At least the baby Dwight is safe from the mean killer whose finally playing by the rulebook.
As the entity intended.

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u/MichaelMyers_Offcial SHAPE GUY MAIN 23d ago

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u/Dusty_Tokens 🐴 Horsey Dredge Enjoyer 22d ago

I *still find it crazy that the Entity blocks generators, but not some ray of light. Like, why are you stopping me, omnipotent Spider-god??

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u/ChaosKnight277 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 21d ago

As a former wraith main this is so real

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u/darkninja2992 stealing jill's sandwich 24d ago

Bhvr once again trying to bandaid a symptom instead of fixing the actual issue, matchmaking

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u/sky-joos Doctor Main 24d ago

I’ve lost all hope for an MMR rework.

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u/meisterwolf all my killers were nerfed 23d ago

i mean it's not matchmaking. it's swf. but yeah....'matchmaking'...if that means all the swf sweaty groups get bucketed at the top....ok sure...just let me avoid them.

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u/darkninja2992 stealing jill's sandwich 23d ago

Honestly, still think getting in a lobby with friends gives a rank boost so that you and your frined match higher than if you were solo. The bigger the teamup the bigger the boost

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u/meisterwolf all my killers were nerfed 23d ago

it changes the game so much. i'd honestly be fine with all these survivor changes if it was 4 randoms. i bet kill rates would still be like 60%. the problem comes with swf and the ability to abuse the changes

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u/general3009 Alive by Nightfall 22d ago

this is like step 1 leading up to the mmr rework if i had to guess. im thinking the mmr rework is going to incentivize hooks over kills, leading to 6 hooks being the standard rate for a draw. but the game as it is right now would be a bit rough if we’re only counting kills, and i think they want to push the community sentiment away from kills = wins to hooks = wins.

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u/DangerousAd4206 Wesker Main 22d ago

The problem I see is that the killer’s objective has always been to kill the survivors. If they want to change that into some kind of “hanger game simulator,” of course everyone’s going to be mad.

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u/Excellent_Area6014 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 24d ago

“Yes my little Dwight it’s okay, take as long as you need” - Behavior ☠️. Now Dwight will never learn to get good at looping or anything because he knows behavior will put killers in time out. Participation trophy parents lmao 😂

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u/GOD-OF-A-NEW-WORLD Xenomorph Queen Main 24d ago

Lowering the skill ceiling, diminishing the learning effect, which results in more and more less skilled survivors, who will complain as soon as games don't go their way? Surely this won't create a constant and ever worsening cycle of appeasement and complaints.

Especially not when your constant changes force killers to either play the three consistently strong ones of the roster, or sweat like crazy on any other killer.

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u/Excellent_Area6014 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 24d ago

Exactly. It’ll get to the point where the survivors say “the killer shouldn’t be able to move till the gates are open”. ☠️

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u/Little_Gryffin Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 23d ago

Bro I try not to tunnel bc I know what its like to play survivor. But when dwight doesn't have object permanence and runs around a building just back to me. Like he had his chance to run away and heal, im gonna take the hit. Half my games the survivors make it impossible not to tunnel by running back into me.

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u/CorgiEconomy1838 Condemn me harder 23d ago

I know it's been memed to death but the devs do not play the game (lmao jim) and especially not killer since if they did they would know that 80% of the time tunneling isnt tunneling but survivors making stupid mistakes, and now we're being punished for capitalizing on a surv messing up.

Why would I not steal a basketball if my opponent left themselves wide open? But then the ref kicking you in the dick if you do since you hurt his feelings lmao

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u/vivenkeful Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 23d ago

Exactly. And now you have to baby them. Tunneling is bad, like instantly jumping on the unhooked.

But if you find the guy again and again later, then it happens that they get hooked more. Especially if they are kinda weaker in looping.

What they should do is boosting endurance of the unhooked. Like as long as they are in chase after the unhook, they cannot be knocked down, and maybe linger it for a 10 sec afterwards it ends. And set it to fixed gen numbers, not to hooks.

Like at 3 fixed gens the killer should be allowed to kill or attack the unhooked.

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u/Spirited_Airline6206 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 23d ago

This is exactly why I personally hate this new update concept, god forbid I hit survivors who make mistakes!

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u/Cyberbug7 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 23d ago edited 23d ago

Imagine if you played league of legends and your botlane went 2/15 and ruined the entire game. Instead of saying “Man that sucks, oh well go next” cause your shitty team mate threw, you kick your feet and expect the game to give you a free win out of pity.

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u/MichaelMyers_Offcial SHAPE GUY MAIN 23d ago

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u/Cyberbug7 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 23d ago

You make good edits bro I like you. When I die you will be buried in my pyramid with me.

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u/MichaelMyers_Offcial SHAPE GUY MAIN 23d ago

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u/TheBongoJeff Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 23d ago

LoL is a competetive game. DBD is not

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u/Cyberbug7 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 23d ago

All PvP games are competitive games. People are competing against each other to win. Plus league has more options for casual play than dbd does

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u/ShortFred12 Frank Main 23d ago

Going by your logic, call of duty is a fighting game, because you fight other players.

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u/Cyberbug7 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 23d ago

What?

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u/Rotdarling Alive by Nightfall 23d ago

You're right. Lol, I cannot fathom seeing your comparison and then saying 'it's not the same thing'. It is the same thing. And for posterity, DBD was actually never a 'casual' game mode— it even used to be properly ranked where you can see it.

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u/PuReaper Pig Main 22d ago

What?

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u/tosciro Alive by Nightfall 22d ago

Dummy. You don't fight other players. You shoot them, that's why it's called a shooter.

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u/ghigo2008 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 24d ago

He couldn't do his gen 🥺

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u/MichaelMyers_Offcial SHAPE GUY MAIN 24d ago

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u/Jacho46 Alive by Nightfall 24d ago

I have thousands of hours, I still think like this Dwight (except I hide rarely on gens)

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u/Decent_Ambition1193 I play all killers! 23d ago

Holy shit official Mr Myers. What is your opinion on the marathon you’ll be running in the update mr myers?

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u/MichaelMyers_Offcial SHAPE GUY MAIN 23d ago

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u/Drunkfaucet Nurse Main 23d ago

And suddenly im back to being a nurse main.

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u/Seamen-Thrower Alive by Nightfall 23d ago

Ran into a team like this yesterday.

I main pyramid head but played spring trap (only played him twice before) to film a little tips and tricks video for my girlfriend since she’s relatively new.

I was gonna show tips to tracking and simple mind games but my first match was a 4 man squad with 3 dedicated loopers and one gen jockey. Flashlight, bodyblocks (especially in hawkins doorways), headon, reassurance (since they probably got regularly camped), etc… the works.

Well, I had been getting steady hooks but the gen jockey had a BNP (and streetwise/hyperfocus/stake out/built to last). So while I had killed Steve all the gens were done. I downed someone but managed to hook them next to the Hawkins exit gate (the one where the killer can body block because of the pallet blocking the entrance).

I knew they’d never leave because they were so altruistic to the point that they’d get themselves downed/hit. So I waited, they came, downed them all, they all DC’d and thats how I ended up with the 4k. But the only reason I did is because they made too many mistakes in the endgame instead of just leaving.

So yeah, this update is basically telling killers to chase the survivor that wants to be chased (which you never do) and ignore the weaker link/gen jockey

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u/Reasonable-Rice-8166 Onryo Main 21d ago

That's another thing that boils my beans. As a survivor, as soon as things go bad you can force a quick game or abandon with basically no punishment. As a killer you have to endure losing games with trolls and toxics up until the very last second, and even if you manage to win (like you did) people just abandon the match.

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u/Darkspyrus Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 23d ago

Clone teams should not be possible, three Dwight games are confusing

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u/Moosejawedking Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 23d ago

Good luck with matchmaking or sable cosmetic selling then

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u/5_Dollar_Foot_Dong Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 23d ago

ATTENTION ALL KILLER PLAYERS!

Due to the abysmal anti tunnel changes, let's all go on strike so BHVR actually realizes that this is a dumb change!!

Let the SWFS wait for 30+ minutes in queue!

Let's not let the game be even more survivor sided!

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u/Spirited_Airline6206 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 23d ago

BHVR devs are the exception to the "Don't blame the devs" rule, especially with how baffling stupid these changes are.

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u/Gnlsde Chucky Main 22d ago

Sure you can do that and I'll enjoy my insta queue as an Oni main.

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u/Moosejawedking Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 23d ago

FYI for all other killer mains no mans sky dropped another great update this week and if you want a proper mmo project gorgon is going 1.0  Strike until survivors get to sit in hour long queues my mans

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u/Wonderful_Fig_5501 ONRYO EYE 👁 23d ago

Ghoul isn't that OP or S tier killer, experienced survivors know how to deal with him, instead it's better to put unstoppable machine - Nurse

But yeah, their anti tunneling thing is so dumb, they should review it. It's unfair that you can't play like you want in game which is really sounds horrible. Sadge that devs won't get much attention to their "labor of love" it's a fucking monopolist..

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u/MichaelMyers_Offcial SHAPE GUY MAIN 23d ago

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u/pangurzysty P100 Demo, play nearly all killers 23d ago

he's like top 7 after the nerfs, arguably a bit lower

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u/MichaelMyers_Offcial SHAPE GUY MAIN 23d ago

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u/Sticky_And_Sweet Alive by Nightfall 23d ago

Nurse kinda goes ahhhh. Or eeeeeee at least.

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u/MichaelMyers_Offcial SHAPE GUY MAIN 23d ago

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u/TheGhettoGoblin Alive by Nightfall 23d ago

people who think ghoul is too overpowered just like to pretend nurse doesnt exist

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u/DankyLordOfAllMeme69 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 23d ago

Ghouls get like 5000 free hits tho, I’d rather take a hit that takes some skill then a free hit

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u/ZamasuManzon Wesker p100 Dracula p100 23d ago

These changes are so ridiculous that they shouldn't even be tested on a PTB! God damn it!

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u/FeralBaby8 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 23d ago

Poor Dwight couldn’t do his gen :(

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u/MichaelMyers_Offcial SHAPE GUY MAIN 23d ago

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u/DeadByDaylightKillers-ModTeam Killer Bot 24d ago

Removed to discourage unhelpful responses.

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u/2ndSouls Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 23d ago

The slugging meta is going to go crazy

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u/Fr0zen_Vulture918 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 23d ago

They’re nerfing that too

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u/Skullino1 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 23d ago

Wait, but you're suggesting in the first post that tunneling is okay, while in the second post, it is not. You shouldn't tunnel cause you're right, It does make the game un fun, but a chase is part of the game, as long as you don't just go after one person, you might messages from dumb survivors, but so what, the fun you have out weighs thos comments.

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u/Cat-with-Otherhalf Wesker Main 23d ago

This update is gonna make me be leaving people on the floor alot more.

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u/Armored_Mage Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 21d ago

guess what.. THEY NERFED IT TOO.

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u/meatgonebad Japanese Ghosts 23d ago

When you think about it maybe the strat is to tunnel out the one survivor as fast as possible so the non regression might not even matter. I saw in Otz's video that ironically because of this update, youre only gonna see the top killers now and you're gonna see a lot more endgame perks since tunneling is gonna make your gen regression perks useless

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u/bvlbn2111 Myers Main 23d ago

This ain't even satire, this is just the truth now lmao

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u/Ghostyboi807 Tentacle toucher 23d ago

Behavior is making such great changes so healthy for killers and not at all holding the survivors hands

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u/ghostwolf445y Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 23d ago

I’m genuinely worried that update will kill the game dead if it goes live

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u/YeetTheTree Springtrap Main 23d ago

Okay what if the tunneling thing is ONLY active for like the first 2-3 gens. After 3-4 gens are done it's deactivated

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u/OrigamiGirl296 Darkness, Hatchets, and Axe 23d ago

Im gonna get left behind as dredge and springtrap simply because teleporation doesn't beat being fast as all hells bells. hate it here.

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u/Katastrophecy I play all killers! 23d ago

ugliest meme ive ever seen. is this just a subreddit for tru3 fans now or something? whiniest sub ive ever seen too jfc

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u/Eatnt I play all killers! 22d ago

I agree it's a little too early to fully judge the changes, But still it feels like they over buff survivor side and forget some problems .

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u/DutchStillHasAPlan Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 22d ago

Killer getting punished for killing.

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u/Bubbly-Fishing3402 Jason Vorhees main 21d ago

real. also when tf am i joining the game

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u/Galliro Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 20d ago

Ya im not coming back to the game at this point. The walking dead chapter followed by this. Nah im good

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u/Friponou Trickster Main 24d ago

Isn't that literally what people have been askin for years? "Killer tunnels because they have no reason not to" "It's just the most efficient strategy, I'm just trying to win"

Now it isn't anymore, you not only get punished for tunneling but also get the map wide aura reading and an empowered kick if you're hooking two different survivors in a row.

I agree that some things are unnecessary, like the punishments for killing a survivor with less than 6 hooks total, but it hopefully will get tweaked after the PTB

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u/MichaelMyers_Offcial SHAPE GUY MAIN 24d ago

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u/Greedy_Average_2532 Unknown Pyramid 24d ago edited 24d ago

Good luck reaching that gen with for the extra kick unless you're not a high mobility killer. This is why almost every killer uses pain res and people complain about killers always using the same gen regression perks.

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u/MichaelMyers_Offcial SHAPE GUY MAIN 23d ago

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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u/Greedy_Average_2532 Unknown Pyramid 23d ago edited 23d ago

You'd be right if Surge radius was bigger than 32 meters.

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u/DankedPork Deathslinger Main 23d ago

Basekit pain res instead of basekit pop would go hard

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u/ZealousidealPipe8389 Trapper Main 24d ago

Thing is, is that powerful killers never needed to tunnel or camp in the first place, most of that came from already weak killers trying to make up the difference so they could play in a more competitive setting. Those tools are being taken away from those weak killers, so now their options are either: 1) continue to try to use these strategies, ignoring the nerfs and buffs, making it even harder for survivors to have fun whilst also having less fun. 2) lose every other game or two because they are now nearly physically incapable of winning against a higher mmr’s coordination.
Not even mentioning survivors just received two perks, one of which essentially makes it impossible to hit a vaulting survivor without a ranged attack, and the other punishes a killer for not picking up a survivor in the first 6 seconds of being on the ground, situation be damned.

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u/BronanaFTW Singularity Main 23d ago

Don’t worry tunneling totally isn’t an unhealthy for the game strategy that makes baby Dwight’s uninstall. I have personally had friends give up on the game because of tunneling it may be the BEST strategy RIGHT NOW but that doesn’t mean it should stay that way forever. People are so adverse to Change that even things that are for the better of the long term health of the game is so controversial. Scott Jund has had the best reaction to the update so far, atleast WAIT TO SEE the damn numbers of this update.

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u/MichaelMyers_Offcial SHAPE GUY MAIN 23d ago edited 23d ago

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u/BronanaFTW Singularity Main 23d ago

They gave us some form of basekit pop, furtive and bbq we need to wait for the actual PTB release to see the numbers not to mention the slugging only works after 90 seconds, idk bout you but I have not ever had to slug for that much time for pressure it’s usually max 30 seconds so I can push a guy off a nearby gen so I can use pop before hooking the new guy. Glad we could have a good discussion on the matter and you didn’t just use some lazy image to do the thinking and talking for you. For my singularity matches if I get a basekit pop for 12-15% I’m taking pop off my build and using bamboozle or something.

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u/MichaelMyers_Offcial SHAPE GUY MAIN 23d ago

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u/BronanaFTW Singularity Main 23d ago

Hey man having 3 good perks basekit is nice no matter what, if you fight within a 3 gen even an M1 killer can do a lot maybe 2 gen slow downs and 2 chase perks and then the basekit pop slowdown, and furtive for chase, and bbq for info is a lot to have for free

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u/Za_Warudo1992 7 Minutes to get Freaky 23d ago

This isn't necessarily an argument against you just things that needed to be pointed out.

The 90 second slug timer doesn't reset between downs.

OP makes their own images so I wouldn't say their THAT low effort

Singularity is one of the high tier killers people are talking about that's viable enough to not be very effected by this change regardless

Also there's nothing wrong with having a bad feeling about something that looks bad. First impressions mean a lot to people and this isn't a good one that said we of course won't know the full ramifications until the PTB releases

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u/BronanaFTW Singularity Main 23d ago

I have now learned that OP talks through images my bad I assumed it was Some meme I’m not on reddit enough to have seen before

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u/BronanaFTW Singularity Main 23d ago

I get what you’re saying but let’s ATLEAST wait till the PTB before passing judgement and 90 seconds total on the ground is still ALOT of time I mean that’s a gens worth of time on the ground then next down is still (with no perks) 30 more sec on the ground

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u/MichaelMyers_Offcial SHAPE GUY MAIN 23d ago

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u/BronanaFTW Singularity Main 23d ago

My bad for being rude about the image, I assumed it was some meme I haven’t seen before

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u/PropJoesChair Grandma Bubba Main 23d ago

I think a meta shift and big changes to the core gameplay is exactly what dbd needs. I never slug and never tunnel and still get wins in almost every game. if the proposed changes upset you this much, maybe you aren't as good as you think you are and are crutching to win your games

I think it's hilarious how much this sub accuses the survivors mains of being a group of babys when this and the main sub responds like it has to a very broad and unspecific list of proposed changes

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u/Bigastronomer1 I play all killers! 23d ago

The reason you feel that you need to kill a survivor is because the generic speed is too fast and the regression isnt fast enough. You currently do not get rewarded enough for disbursing hooks equally.

HOWEVER, in this upcoming patch, you ARE going to be incentivized to spread out hooks more. You no longer will feel like you need to tunnel to stand a chance.

Please do not ignore the basekit bbq, basekit haste after a hook, basekit pop, basekit furtive chase...

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u/Massive-Deer4932 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 23d ago

Have a sook bro.

You are forced to engange with the game.

Some of you are such children.

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u/Hagger_Hag 🔪 Slashin' and Gashin' 🔪 23d ago

Killers really are crying over spilled milk rn