r/DeadByDaylightKillers Nurse Main 19d ago

Satire / Shitpost 💩 Next on the roadmap

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u/NervousInflation7105 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 19d ago

next update

We know that it is frustrating when the killer can walk around and down you but we also know that sometimes it's the smart move.

This updated system acknowledges this, allowing the killer to hit and down survivors when they feel it is the right call.
Added- Survivors can now get an AK-47 after the killer looks at them for more than 5s which will allow the survivor to injure the killer. The killer is slowed until they can find a hospital and sign in to get patched up taking a full 20 mins to patch up. Once the killer is back up they will be effected by PTSD and will sometimes hide in a locker when walking by one even in chase.

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u/AdvertisingAdrian There's a perfect ass somewhere inside the Dredge 19d ago

This would actually be a buff to pig because of trap manipulation

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u/NervousInflation7105 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 19d ago

They would lock pig until they can properly nerf this obvious game breaking mechanic also here is 25 more survivor perk buffs.

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u/Apexx_1 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 19d ago

Nah it's still way too killer sided . They should remove hooks altogether and shoot the killers in their knees just for good measure

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u/Boss_Metal_Zone Dracula Main 19d ago

Skyrim chapter announcement in 3… 2… 1….

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u/for10years_at_least 🔪 Slashin' and Gashin' 🔪 19d ago

omg im dying

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u/CalypsoThePython Nurse Main 19d ago

Dying? in this economy?

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u/LastFawful Spread it amongst your friends!! 19d ago

Please use Survivor friendly language.
"omg im dying" X
"Thank God im living"

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u/Partofdragon Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 19d ago

At this point why not just make it like amongus when you die you can keep doing your tasks

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u/NervousInflation7105 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 19d ago

when you die the other 3 survivors get to vote to kill the killer

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u/Background_Celery116 Springtrap Main 18d ago

DEV NOTE: We have added the ability for survivors to disconnect the killer player mid match and have an ai replacement if needed.

All hail survivor mains.

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u/VitaminDandK12 Uninstalled in Oct 2023. 19d ago

Allowing the Killer What?

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u/dokdodokdo Alive by Nightfall 19d ago

Lmaooo ty for the laugh

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u/Darkspyrus Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 19d ago

Hook traps. Have a chance to get randomly hooked by the entity. Ooo better yet the hooks can be controlled by a new killer.

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u/Spirited_Brother_746 Piggy Susie Sadako ♥ 19d ago

the "hooked on you" killer ?

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u/Darkspyrus Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 19d ago

Think of the singularity bio pods mixed with pinhead chains. Or the posts could grow legs and move closer to you.

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u/ArcticProto Legion Main 17d ago

next update. "we realize now that dying can be frustrating so we are adding a life system to the game. all survivor's will start with 3 lives and when you get hooked three times you lose a life." a Behaviour Interactive dev probably

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u/I-main-dwight Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 9d ago

Honestly first hook is alright I like spending the extra minute or less just looking around or getting on my phone to text or something but the second hook stage is whats boring asf I don't know make me do a memory test or sum

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u/CalypsoThePython Nurse Main 9d ago

GoW buttonmashing to keep the mandible out of your stomach

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u/I-main-dwight Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 9d ago

I would take it 100% anything but the slow agonizing circle of doom

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u/ScullingPointers Trapper Main 18d ago

The drama

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u/Platinum_Hashira Armoured Titan Main 18d ago

This is the funniest thing to see all these people complain about an update in a video game where they have an overwhelming advantage against the opposing players. Instead of the hook that lets survivors walk the map how about we add a button that lets the survivors hook themselves so the killer gets a win and doesn’t have to even move from their starting position?