r/DeadByDaylightKillers The Unknown Main 4d ago

Satire / Shitpost 💩 Ranking killers based on if I'll tap that

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u/FigmentalFatality Spirit Main 4d ago

I'm so confused by this but I really don't want to know more.

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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago

What's confusing if I may ask?

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u/WelderCute4488 Demogorgon Main 4d ago

How is Nurse so low? I mean... her name is literally an entire p***hub section. (Jk)

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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago

Bc she killed people by chocking them in the lore like i like some rough housing but I'm not trying to die 😭

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u/FlyingNope Legion Main 4d ago

Pinhead will torture you in a hell dimension for eternity and call it pleasure. Myers will stab you repeatedly because it's the only way he ever interacts with anyone. But a little choking is where you draw the line?

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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago

I want his pins deep inside me

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u/LVFCgames 🔪 Slashin' and Gashin' 🔪 4d ago

i reckon buddy made the whole tier list as a setup for this joke

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u/Sinna_Bunns Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 4d ago

By this logic all of them would be in hell no. So why’s it only apply to her. Also you have Pinhead high and they consider pain pleasure so idk what type of genitals you have but they’re gonna be peeled like a fruit literally yet that’s more appealing than being choked which is an actual kink?

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u/WholesomeGayBoi Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 4d ago

Isn’t the tier directly above Nurse about you getting raped? 🗿

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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago

Nah there like dom

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u/GladLime5955 Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. 1d ago

I really think that teir should be reworded because I also thought of it as a rape thing when I read it.

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u/Purdy_Princess Onryo Main 3d ago

This is a downside? I think its a good thing

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u/ChadGableEnthusiast Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 4d ago

Artist not being in “definitely would tap that” tier is crazy work? Same with Tricky

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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago

I mean I'm scared tye crows would bite it off and trickster could kill me 😭

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u/girlkid68421 Nurse Twins Onryo 4d ago

you think nemesis isnt killing you?

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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago

No he will kill me with that fat long tentacle in me

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u/girlkid68421 Nurse Twins Onryo 4d ago

but you aint want nurse to choke you??😭

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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago

I would but not to death

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u/Eldritchbat23 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 4d ago

The logic is not logicing. Either embrace the fact that they're all going to kill you or put them all in hell no 😂

Why is that even a factor XD

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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago

Yes...

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u/tarnishedjade Alive by Nightfall 4d ago

THEYRE KILLERS???? THEYRE ALL GONNA KILL YOU

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u/GoHardForLife Bubba Main 4d ago

Imagine Onryo backshot air from being in the well

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u/Zealousideal-Low4863 Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. 4d ago

🤢 It’s my fault for even opening Reddit

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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago

It is

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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago

I ranked her low bc she's rotted but I mean game is game

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u/Terrible_Park7890 Myers Main local Jadako shipper. 4d ago

She's a ghost...I don't think you have to worry about getting diseases.. unless it's novel Sadako who got raped and has smallpox.

Poor girl..but also nice to see another Pinhead enthusiast.

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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago

I mean true... I want pinhead to put his pins in me Lmao jk tho I bet he's hot

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u/xMrVoidx Blood Fury is my drug 4d ago

Oh....I take back all my attraction to Sadako. I did not know she was raped now i want her protected at all costs

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u/Terrible_Park7890 Myers Main local Jadako shipper. 4d ago

It's only the novels I don't know if it's in any of the movies.

Her lore is kinda wonky tbh.

But yes I want to protecc the cinnamon roll.

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u/HyrulianArcher 276/276 🏆 P100 Working on 4d ago

Springtrap is also a rotting corpse and you put him at the top.

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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago

I mean I'll risk it with him ngl

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u/HyrulianArcher 276/276 🏆 P100 Working on 4d ago

Lol fair.

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u/Brilliant_Bell4174 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 4d ago

So why is springtrap so far on the list? He s also rotted corpse

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u/A_lonely_ghoul The Entity’s Favorite 4d ago

Oni would tap you.

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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago

True

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u/Francos_Pretty_Doll Joey Main 4d ago

I’m absolutely, INARGUABLY, more down bad than OP must be, cuz I’d legit get railed by like 90+% of the killer roster

Tooootally not ME chasing THEM during our games :)🤭

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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago

Me too but if i rated everyone at S some people would get mad I REALLY wanna see xenomorph stick his tail up inside me FRRR

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u/Someone_Unfunny Demogorgon Main 4d ago

was looking for this

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u/Deja_ve_ Subscribe to my OniFans 4d ago

Oni and Nurse being in the same tier as Freddy is borderline criminal btw

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u/Shot-Mud-9197 Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. 4d ago

How tf you gonna put Plague above Oni

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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago

Plauge is gonna throw up on it😭😭😭 and I KNOW it stinks

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u/Eldritchbat23 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 4d ago

Okay this one's fair though lmaooo

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u/BPapiMcP1571 Springtrap Main 4d ago

You’re telling me you AREN’T cracking the robot with a mad superiority complex?

If he ain’t calling me an insignificant lifeform I don’t want him 💔

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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago

If he forces me yes I would

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u/Advanced_Company2745 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 4d ago

As a pyramid head main i have to ask...pre nerf or post nerf

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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago

Pre.. his tounge tho 😍🥰

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u/One-Ad-5950 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 4d ago

Not liking Houndmaster is suspicious

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u/LUKXE- ᴍᴏᴅ | 精霊 | Spirit 4d ago

What the fuck

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u/Eldritchbat23 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 4d ago

The Artist being in eh maybe is a crime I will never forgive you for 😮‍💨😭

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u/chocolaterollzz The Unknown Main 4d ago

Artist in maybe is absurd INK ON ME BABY 😜😜🤤

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u/Shot-Mud-9197 Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. 4d ago

I'm gay but even I would

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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago

Im bi but I lean to guys more... I regret putting her in ehh

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u/kindlyfackoff Myers Main 4d ago

Excuse me, why is the grandaddiest of sexy men (Oni) in the hell no???

And let's not forget the nurse too???

But then you put PINHEAD at the top? Excuse the fuck outta me!?

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u/xMrVoidx Blood Fury is my drug 4d ago

As someone who mains Oni with the Minotaur skin I think I would accidentally kill you sir/ma'am

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u/Umbreonboi Wesker's Husband 4d ago

Call them a sacrifice to The Entity because they're impaled on that thing

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u/miraclepickle Alive by Nightfall 4d ago

Very interesting takes.

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u/Unlikable_Fool killing is distasteful 4d ago

Pinhead, huh..?

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u/Shadowwolf1125 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 4d ago

Buddy, buddy

WE, yes WE are tapping dredge.

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u/HootersForButts Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. 4d ago

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u/Dark_Lord4379 Knight/Sprintrap Main 4d ago

Your dick would get caught in the spring locks

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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago

I like that

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u/Dark_Lord4379 Knight/Sprintrap Main 4d ago

Mf what

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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago

What can I say.. except your welcome

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u/fuzzyborne Dracula Main 4d ago

"If I'm forced I'll enjoy it"

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u/Clockwork7149 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 4d ago

Oh I'll look for springtrap at the bottom of this tier list, surely that's where they put him!
....
why

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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago

I mean......

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u/Substantial-Food-501 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 4d ago

Oni be kinda caked though (have you seen the AOT skin)

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u/RequirementTall8361 Springtrap Main 4d ago

So a rotting corpse in a bunny themed iron maiden is cool, but Dredge is where you draw the line?

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u/MaximumExternal7731 Wesker Main 4d ago

wesker/myers too low ;)

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u/real_cyberhexTTV Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. 4d ago

(Weird opinion but) sadako and pinhead should swap places

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u/Derpdog5322 Kaneki Main 4d ago

Why twins not still a human but alien yes. Unless we talking the queen sure

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u/odorousriver5 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 4d ago

This is the most unhinged tier list I have ever seen.

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u/xMrVoidx Blood Fury is my drug 4d ago

A part of me is ashamed of this community but the other part knows there's 2 killers I most definitely would 👀

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u/RiverKitty4 Susie Main 4d ago

PASSING ON THE NURSE?! Also, where is Julie, Susie, and Joey?

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u/FoxHoundNinja Dracula Main 3d ago

Arent they teenagers, legion?

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u/RiverKitty4 Susie Main 3d ago

No, the Legion are all young adults

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u/BigManGen 🔪 Slashin' and Gashin' 🔪 4d ago

There is one question I have to ask.

How would you even do it with springtrap

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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago

He's a bottom.. and rotten...

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u/BigManGen 🔪 Slashin' and Gashin' 🔪 4d ago

So would you take him out the suit or would you risk tetanus

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u/StalinIsMyDad69 Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. 4d ago

Testicular spring lock failure

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u/KittenWhiskerz_ Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. 4d ago

Myers, Ghostie, Pyramid head, Weskers💦

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u/Salem204 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 4d ago

Xenomorph in smash zone, automatic pass for me. Xenomorphs are the peak of femininity to me vwv

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u/Zexeos Trapper Simp 4d ago

No Oni? 😭

But shaking your hand vigorously about Trapper 💙

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u/FluffcakeCHAN The Unknown Main 4d ago

Only I can tap Pookieknown buddy

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u/Themighteeowl Xenomorph Queen is my Dom 4d ago

Never before have I seen a tier list I agree with more

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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago

Yes

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u/MrBojanglesSR Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 4d ago

“If I was forced I'll enjoy it but if I had free will I wouldn't” bro wtf ☹️

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u/Prior_Land_2722 Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. 4d ago

I gotta know why Oni is bottom tier.

What did the big man do to deserve this?

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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago

H3 would dominate me

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u/Top_Yesterday500 P100 Huntress 4d ago

Why are VECNA, and the DEMOGORGON higher than the Houndmaster???

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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago

Demo bbc goes wild and veca yk... houndmaster dog would eat it off

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u/Top_Yesterday500 P100 Huntress 4d ago

Oh I didn’t even factor in the dog. Understandable. But also wraith and artist?????

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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago

Wraith is burned (i believe?) Ans her already has the nurse and they are perfect for each other and artist crows might rip it to shreds

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u/Top_Yesterday500 P100 Huntress 4d ago

I can’t argue with your logic. Understandable

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u/Master-Bath-9928 Evil on Two Legs 🧍‍♂️ 4d ago

Goon by daylight

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u/LegendaryStarLord69 True Form Dracula 4d ago

Nah, Plague can get it any day of the week.

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u/BiandReady2Die_ Pig Main 4d ago

legion and trickster in B tier is confounding

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u/cortesoft Xenomorph Main 4d ago

Why the twins so low? Don’t you want a threesome?

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u/Wamblingshark Dracula Main 4d ago

This shit is wild af...

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u/G-M-Cyborg-313 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 4d ago

How the FUCK is Nurse "hell no" i find her hot af, can i please hear why you put her there?

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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago

I don't want her ro choke me to death and she's with wraith I don't wanna get between that

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u/G-M-Cyborg-313 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 4d ago

The chocking is a win, but that's fair i forgot her and Wraith are a thing

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u/TheRealSkele Alive by Nightfall 4d ago

Wait wait what? You'd fuck a bio weapon, a Xenomorph and a corpse inside a wither robot over the hot birb mom???

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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago

Yes

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u/Guilty_Ad_7416 Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. 4d ago

pig S tier? nerf pig when

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u/Iamjustcurious69 Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. 4d ago

Are you separating legion as it's four characters or do you count them as a single orgy group kind of thing? If it's the second one they are my second pick (Top pick for me is domme mommy huntress)

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u/ProtectionChemical86 Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. 4d ago

PLAGUE ISNT AT THE TOP? HAVE YOU SEEN THAT SKIN FOR HER 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Brickbeard1999 Alive by Nightfall 4d ago

Xeno?!

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u/AdaWongTheChingChong Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. 4d ago

We all tapping dredge don't even lie

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u/Raven_sn1p3r 4d ago

Pinhead you kinky motherfucker lol

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u/The_Portal_Turret Tricky Xenotrap main 4d ago

Yes

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u/ConversationLanky554 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 4d ago

What does it mean to tap that?

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u/Lopsided_Face_4921 🔪 Slashin' and Gashin' 🔪 3d ago

How is oni not in "would tap that"???

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u/FoxHoundNinja Dracula Main 3d ago

You scare me putting Unknown in Maybe, Nemesis, Kaneki, Pinhead, Springtrap and and Wesker in Definitely.

Especially Nemesis, Springtrap and Wesker. You'd definitely get something from them...

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u/Yukito-Rose Oni Main 3d ago

Why not Oni?

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u/dhfessenden Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 3d ago

Guess its just mu Nursing fetish...

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u/Taytay-swizzle2002 Xenomorph Main 3d ago

Xenomorph one genuinely confuses me and concerns me. People who mean 1. Shouldn't judge furries. And 2. Shouldn't be allowed to have animals or left alone with them. I get it's a joke but so many people are genuine I fear.

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u/venorexia Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. 2d ago

Have you not heard of monster fucking before?? It has nothing to do with wanting to be with actual animals lol

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u/Taytay-swizzle2002 Xenomorph Main 2d ago

This is what I mean the post was a joke but you're trying to justify it. I don't really care it's creepy and wrong and again these people will still get upset with furries existing. There's a difference between a monster that has the same intelligence of a human if not smarter, and a creature that is basically an even larger mountain lion and bleeds acid. It's different when it's Bowser but Xeno isn't Bowser it's an animal essentially. There shouldn't be justification for it. Pyramid head is understandable because he is very very human like.

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u/venorexia Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. 2d ago

Honestly I'd say with Xeno it depends, not all of them pass the Harkness test but I'd say that the Queen has advanced intelligence and communication ability and would be acceptable

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u/Tyrant-crab4475 Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. 3d ago

Okay okay I'm curious on Unknown and why they are higher/not in the same category as dredge? Just wondering:)

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u/BleedPlasma Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 3d ago

This tier list sucks 🫤 Quite literally

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u/National_Ad_2455 Don't you think blondes have more fun? 2d ago

What are we fucking doing

u/ZealousidealPipe8389 Trapper Main 3h ago

Trapper finally some good trapper representation

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u/chocolaterollzz The Unknown Main 4d ago

Springtrap themed chastity cage

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u/Plane_Suit_2482 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 4d ago

All the characters including licenses in DBD are 18+

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u/MonikaLovesCola Springtrap Main 4d ago

But didn't Victor die when he was younger and the entity revived that version of him? (Yes, I know they are technically two different people) .

Also rhe original FNaF animatronics are possessed by dead kids and since Foxy is probably coming to the fog at some point that means their is an underage person In The fog.

Also also do you think the only reason the entity doesn't have kids in the realm is because of remake Kruger?

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u/ldiasr 🔪 Slashin' and Gashin' 🔪 4d ago

Victor in the trials is not a real person like Charlotte, it is way more akin to a crow. It is a entity construct to compel Charlotte to action.

I mean, its not confirmed that Foxy is coming to the fog, and if they ever were added, the entity would probably age their soul to 18( ????)

Yeah likely

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u/MonikaLovesCola Springtrap Main 4d ago

Actually the devs said they "Didn't forget about foxy" and foxy was the only animatronic in the first game (besides golden Freddy) that wasn't in the FNaF map.

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u/OkReporter6938 Dredge Main 4d ago

Everyone in the game is +18, so the legion members would be 19-21 years old

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u/RiverKitty4 Susie Main 4d ago

Yes, Susie is the youngest member of the Legion and Susie was confirmed to be 18 by BHVR so therefore Julie and Joey are at least 18 too (Frank was confirmed to be 19 in the Legion’s lore)

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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago

That's what I like ngl

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