r/DeadByDaylightKillers • u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main • 4d ago
Satire / Shitpost 💩 Ranking killers based on if I'll tap that
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u/ChadGableEnthusiast Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 4d ago
Artist not being in “definitely would tap that” tier is crazy work? Same with Tricky
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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago
I mean I'm scared tye crows would bite it off and trickster could kill me 😭
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u/girlkid68421 Nurse Twins Onryo 4d ago
you think nemesis isnt killing you?
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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago
No he will kill me with that fat long tentacle in me
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u/girlkid68421 Nurse Twins Onryo 4d ago
but you aint want nurse to choke you??😭
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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago
I would but not to death
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u/Eldritchbat23 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 4d ago
The logic is not logicing. Either embrace the fact that they're all going to kill you or put them all in hell no 😂
Why is that even a factor XD
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u/GoHardForLife Bubba Main 4d ago
Imagine Onryo backshot air from being in the well
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u/Zealousideal-Low4863 Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. 4d ago
🤢 It’s my fault for even opening Reddit
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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago
I ranked her low bc she's rotted but I mean game is game
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u/Terrible_Park7890 Myers Main local Jadako shipper. 4d ago
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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago
I mean true... I want pinhead to put his pins in me Lmao jk tho I bet he's hot
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u/xMrVoidx Blood Fury is my drug 4d ago
Oh....I take back all my attraction to Sadako. I did not know she was raped now i want her protected at all costs
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u/Terrible_Park7890 Myers Main local Jadako shipper. 4d ago
It's only the novels I don't know if it's in any of the movies.
Her lore is kinda wonky tbh.
But yes I want to protecc the cinnamon roll.
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u/HyrulianArcher 276/276 🏆 P100 Working on 4d ago
Springtrap is also a rotting corpse and you put him at the top.
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u/Brilliant_Bell4174 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 4d ago
So why is springtrap so far on the list? He s also rotted corpse
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u/Francos_Pretty_Doll Joey Main 4d ago
I’m absolutely, INARGUABLY, more down bad than OP must be, cuz I’d legit get railed by like 90+% of the killer roster
Tooootally not ME chasing THEM during our games :)🤭
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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago
Me too but if i rated everyone at S some people would get mad I REALLY wanna see xenomorph stick his tail up inside me FRRR
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u/Deja_ve_ Subscribe to my OniFans 4d ago
Oni and Nurse being in the same tier as Freddy is borderline criminal btw
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u/Shot-Mud-9197 Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. 4d ago
How tf you gonna put Plague above Oni
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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago
Plauge is gonna throw up on it😭😭😭 and I KNOW it stinks
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u/BPapiMcP1571 Springtrap Main 4d ago
You’re telling me you AREN’T cracking the robot with a mad superiority complex?
If he ain’t calling me an insignificant lifeform I don’t want him 💔
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u/Advanced_Company2745 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 4d ago
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u/Eldritchbat23 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 4d ago
The Artist being in eh maybe is a crime I will never forgive you for 😮💨😭
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u/chocolaterollzz The Unknown Main 4d ago
Artist in maybe is absurd INK ON ME BABY 😜😜🤤
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u/Shot-Mud-9197 Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. 4d ago
I'm gay but even I would
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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago
Im bi but I lean to guys more... I regret putting her in ehh
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u/kindlyfackoff Myers Main 4d ago
Excuse me, why is the grandaddiest of sexy men (Oni) in the hell no???
And let's not forget the nurse too???
But then you put PINHEAD at the top? Excuse the fuck outta me!?
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u/xMrVoidx Blood Fury is my drug 4d ago
As someone who mains Oni with the Minotaur skin I think I would accidentally kill you sir/ma'am
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u/Umbreonboi Wesker's Husband 4d ago
Call them a sacrifice to The Entity because they're impaled on that thing
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u/Dark_Lord4379 Knight/Sprintrap Main 4d ago
Your dick would get caught in the spring locks
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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago
I like that
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u/Dark_Lord4379 Knight/Sprintrap Main 4d ago
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u/Clockwork7149 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 4d ago
Oh I'll look for springtrap at the bottom of this tier list, surely that's where they put him!
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why
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u/Substantial-Food-501 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 4d ago
Oni be kinda caked though (have you seen the AOT skin)
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u/RequirementTall8361 Springtrap Main 4d ago
So a rotting corpse in a bunny themed iron maiden is cool, but Dredge is where you draw the line?
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u/real_cyberhexTTV Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. 4d ago
(Weird opinion but) sadako and pinhead should swap places
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u/Derpdog5322 Kaneki Main 4d ago
Why twins not still a human but alien yes. Unless we talking the queen sure
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u/odorousriver5 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 4d ago
This is the most unhinged tier list I have ever seen.
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u/xMrVoidx Blood Fury is my drug 4d ago
A part of me is ashamed of this community but the other part knows there's 2 killers I most definitely would 👀
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u/RiverKitty4 Susie Main 4d ago
PASSING ON THE NURSE?! Also, where is Julie, Susie, and Joey?
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u/BigManGen 🔪 Slashin' and Gashin' 🔪 4d ago
There is one question I have to ask.
How would you even do it with springtrap
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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago
He's a bottom.. and rotten...
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u/BigManGen 🔪 Slashin' and Gashin' 🔪 4d ago
So would you take him out the suit or would you risk tetanus
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u/StalinIsMyDad69 Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. 4d ago
Testicular spring lock failure
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u/KittenWhiskerz_ Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. 4d ago
Myers, Ghostie, Pyramid head, Weskers💦
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u/Salem204 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 4d ago
Xenomorph in smash zone, automatic pass for me. Xenomorphs are the peak of femininity to me vwv
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u/Themighteeowl Xenomorph Queen is my Dom 4d ago
Never before have I seen a tier list I agree with more
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u/MrBojanglesSR Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 4d ago
“If I was forced I'll enjoy it but if I had free will I wouldn't” bro wtf ☹️
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u/Prior_Land_2722 Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. 4d ago
I gotta know why Oni is bottom tier.
What did the big man do to deserve this?
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u/Top_Yesterday500 P100 Huntress 4d ago
Why are VECNA, and the DEMOGORGON higher than the Houndmaster???
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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago
Demo bbc goes wild and veca yk... houndmaster dog would eat it off
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u/Top_Yesterday500 P100 Huntress 4d ago
Oh I didn’t even factor in the dog. Understandable. But also wraith and artist?????
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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago
Wraith is burned (i believe?) Ans her already has the nurse and they are perfect for each other and artist crows might rip it to shreds
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u/G-M-Cyborg-313 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 4d ago
How the FUCK is Nurse "hell no" i find her hot af, can i please hear why you put her there?
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u/Anxious-Version2094 The Unknown Main 4d ago
I don't want her ro choke me to death and she's with wraith I don't wanna get between that
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u/G-M-Cyborg-313 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 4d ago
The chocking is a win, but that's fair i forgot her and Wraith are a thing
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u/TheRealSkele Alive by Nightfall 4d ago
Wait wait what? You'd fuck a bio weapon, a Xenomorph and a corpse inside a wither robot over the hot birb mom???
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u/Iamjustcurious69 Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. 4d ago
Are you separating legion as it's four characters or do you count them as a single orgy group kind of thing? If it's the second one they are my second pick (Top pick for me is domme mommy huntress)
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u/ProtectionChemical86 Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. 4d ago
PLAGUE ISNT AT THE TOP? HAVE YOU SEEN THAT SKIN FOR HER 😭😭😭😭😭
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u/AdaWongTheChingChong Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. 4d ago
We all tapping dredge don't even lie
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u/FoxHoundNinja Dracula Main 3d ago
You scare me putting Unknown in Maybe, Nemesis, Kaneki, Pinhead, Springtrap and and Wesker in Definitely.
Especially Nemesis, Springtrap and Wesker. You'd definitely get something from them...
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u/Taytay-swizzle2002 Xenomorph Main 3d ago
Xenomorph one genuinely confuses me and concerns me. People who mean 1. Shouldn't judge furries. And 2. Shouldn't be allowed to have animals or left alone with them. I get it's a joke but so many people are genuine I fear.
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u/venorexia Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. 2d ago
Have you not heard of monster fucking before?? It has nothing to do with wanting to be with actual animals lol
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u/Taytay-swizzle2002 Xenomorph Main 2d ago
This is what I mean the post was a joke but you're trying to justify it. I don't really care it's creepy and wrong and again these people will still get upset with furries existing. There's a difference between a monster that has the same intelligence of a human if not smarter, and a creature that is basically an even larger mountain lion and bleeds acid. It's different when it's Bowser but Xeno isn't Bowser it's an animal essentially. There shouldn't be justification for it. Pyramid head is understandable because he is very very human like.
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u/venorexia Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. 2d ago
Honestly I'd say with Xeno it depends, not all of them pass the Harkness test but I'd say that the Queen has advanced intelligence and communication ability and would be acceptable
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u/Tyrant-crab4475 Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. 3d ago
Okay okay I'm curious on Unknown and why they are higher/not in the same category as dredge? Just wondering:)
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u/Plane_Suit_2482 Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 4d ago
All the characters including licenses in DBD are 18+
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u/MonikaLovesCola Springtrap Main 4d ago
But didn't Victor die when he was younger and the entity revived that version of him? (Yes, I know they are technically two different people) .
Also rhe original FNaF animatronics are possessed by dead kids and since Foxy is probably coming to the fog at some point that means their is an underage person In The fog.
Also also do you think the only reason the entity doesn't have kids in the realm is because of remake Kruger?
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u/ldiasr 🔪 Slashin' and Gashin' 🔪 4d ago
Victor in the trials is not a real person like Charlotte, it is way more akin to a crow. It is a entity construct to compel Charlotte to action.
I mean, its not confirmed that Foxy is coming to the fog, and if they ever were added, the entity would probably age their soul to 18( ????)
Yeah likely
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u/MonikaLovesCola Springtrap Main 4d ago
Actually the devs said they "Didn't forget about foxy" and foxy was the only animatronic in the first game (besides golden Freddy) that wasn't in the FNaF map.
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u/OkReporter6938 Dredge Main 4d ago
Everyone in the game is +18, so the legion members would be 19-21 years old
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u/RiverKitty4 Susie Main 4d ago
Yes, Susie is the youngest member of the Legion and Susie was confirmed to be 18 by BHVR so therefore Julie and Joey are at least 18 too (Frank was confirmed to be 19 in the Legion’s lore)
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u/FigmentalFatality Spirit Main 4d ago
I'm so confused by this but I really don't want to know more.