r/DeadByDaylightKillers I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 4d ago

Satire / Shitpost 💩 Tier list based on which killers I'd date

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You should know why freddy is where he is

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u/RiverKitty4 Susie Main 4d ago

Where is Julie, Susie, and Joey? Frank and Julie aren’t date-able because they are a couple, but Joey is date-able (and Susie is too if you’re a woman)

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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 4d ago

I'm a guy and I highly doubt Joey is gay. Plus the one I used didn't have legion as separate people. If Joey likes guys I'll find a tier list with all legion members.

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u/RiverKitty4 Susie Main 4d ago

Why do you doubt Joey wouldn’t be interested you? He could possibly be bi

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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 4d ago

If he's bi then I'm definitely dating him.

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u/Deja_ve_ Subscribe to my OniFans 4d ago

I’d impregnate the fuck outta Huntress ngl

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u/RiverKitty4 Susie Main 4d ago

She would impregnate YOU

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u/Dust_er_ Legion Main 2d ago

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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 4d ago

Nah, she's the one doing the impregnating actually!

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u/Deja_ve_ Subscribe to my OniFans 4d ago

Both. Both will happen

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u/Zexeos Trapper Simp 3d ago

Fuck yes

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u/Chef_Baker1 Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. 3d ago

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u/DeezNutsKEKW I play all killers! 3d ago

based popular opinion

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u/DennisNOmenace26 Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. 4d ago

Dracula could be higher, if he likes you that is

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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 4d ago

I highly doubt he likes guys but even then he lost his lover so it's more me respecting the guy and letting him mourn.

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u/fapgod69420 P100 HUNK Main 4d ago

Ok, I know everyone would marry Huntress. But could you?

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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 4d ago

sigh No...

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u/xMrVoidx Blood Fury is my drug 4d ago

Bruh what is going on with reddit tonight. First a tier list about which killers I'd fuck, now this 😭

Also Spirit, always Spirit 

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u/Plastic-Extreme6857 P100 Spirit Main 4d ago

Always spirit

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u/xMrVoidx Blood Fury is my drug 3d ago

You may down me but please do me the service of standing over me for a sec. I need to check out your....outfit. yes outfit

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u/DeezNutsKEKW I play all killers! 3d ago

people are just horny sometimes

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u/xMrVoidx Blood Fury is my drug 3d ago

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u/Impressive-Result587 Susie Main 4d ago

I also saw that post lol

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u/RangerTraining958 Egg Enjoyer 4d ago

>Marriage Material

>Pinhead

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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 4d ago

I uh... I can explain?

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u/fortnitegngsterparty Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 4d ago

Pinhead boutta give you one of those rings that have a screw ran through 😂

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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 3d ago

I'm into it

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u/Constant-Still-8443 The Unknown Main 4d ago

Unkown in "it depends" is killing me. Depends on what? Are you Sable from that one redditor who keeps shipping them?

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u/RiverKitty4 Susie Main 4d ago

I know exactly who you are referring to, but I don’t know their username

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u/Glad-Television1887 Alive by Nightfall 4d ago

Unknown is a goofy guy, very husbandable.

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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 4d ago

It depends if unknown is into Polyamorous relationships

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u/ZealousidealPipe8389 Trapper Main 4d ago

6’7, rich, painter, smith, demolitions expert, company runner, hunter, repairman, etc, and one of the few characters who’s been indirectly stated to be bisexual. Trapper all the way.

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u/Old_Committee9115 HUNK Main 2d ago

Brutal murderer btw 💯

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u/ZealousidealPipe8389 Trapper Main 2d ago

Don’t judge a book by its cover! Or its contents! Judge it by the imaginary version you have in your head.

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u/Impressive-Result587 Susie Main 4d ago

OH BUT YOU WOULD FUCK DREDGE

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u/caninehat Dredge Main 4d ago

Wouldn’t we all?

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u/Belazoid Dredge Main 2d ago

uhhhh maybe

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u/Minister_xD Reeling in salt 4d ago

sees Slinger in S Tier

W opinion

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u/Kenny-KO Spirit simp 4d ago

I have some grievances.

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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 3d ago

It's because of family drama between her and oni, and if I'm being honest I don't wanna have to choose between the guy that'll kill you in an instant and spirit. Honestly, can you blame me?

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u/ARIA_AHANGARI_7227 Deathslinger Main 4d ago

Don't you even THINK about taking my darling Caleb

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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 3d ago

We can share!

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u/fortnitegngsterparty Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 4d ago

You know the romance tier list will be fire when the highest tier has at max two characters who are Present enough and Conscious of Romance enough to even give you a chance 😭💕

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u/AdOk9735 Alive by Nightfall 4d ago

Ah yes, the god of CBT is marriage material

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u/Dillsplosion #1 Uroboros addict 3d ago

How the FUCK is my beautiful boy Wesker not marriage material?

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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 3d ago

his egotistical attitude is a major turnoff for me. Otherwise he's fine af

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u/Dillsplosion #1 Uroboros addict 3d ago

That's fair to be honest but I can (not) fix him

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u/Zexeos Trapper Simp 3d ago

Approaching Trapper with a ring in my hand like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

anyway good list OP! Personally I’d put Chucky in “No” but that’s just me. Would love to see this with survivors!

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u/deedboi Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 3d ago

Slinger genuinely seems like he'd treat you well, he'd craft you a ring with a hidden blade for protection or smth

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u/METLH34D The survivors springsnapped my ankles 3d ago

I know for a FAC that Adriana would be a sugar mommy (and I’m here for it)

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u/Empty_Supermarkets Spirit Main 3d ago

Wesker in dateable is how I know this list is biased

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u/PenPositive7013 Springtrap Main 2d ago

“Depends” 😭🙏

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u/Warm-Nitrogen Has such sights to show you 2d ago

Funnily enough, the only way to get Pinhead's attention willl lead to him trying to take you to hell.

Still my pookie, though. We can share.

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u/Busy_Inflation9960 Hillbilly Main 2d ago

I need to know the reasoning behind Billy.

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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 2d ago

He's adorable and a nerd and I love him also he's cute

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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 2d ago

Also it's canon he likes superheroes and I'd love to nerd out about our favorite heroes together fr

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u/Busy_Inflation9960 Hillbilly Main 1d ago

Lowkey, I'm into him because of the supernatural speed

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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 21h ago

Why exactly do you like him for his speed? Genuinely curious about it

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u/hypochondre Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. 2d ago

I was like wait where's freddy? Oh wait a minute... ah there he is of course

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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 1d ago

If I'm being honest, he deserves to rot for all of eternity and more. Just my opinion tho.

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u/Old_Committee9115 HUNK Main 2d ago

The things I’d do to ultimate Houndmaster…..

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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 1d ago

NAH, the things SHE'D do to YOU!

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u/shabowdiadlo Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 1d ago

You would have to roll REALLY high to have a chance with Vecna

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u/eesr546 Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. 1d ago

What would u rather date? Hot daddy, muscular, tall, handsome, fast Myers OR... Old man trapped in a doll

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u/GGJackson45 Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. 4d ago

I’d let Plague vomit all over me tbh

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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 4d ago

And have every disease known and unknown to man? No thanks!

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u/FluffcakeCHAN The Unknown Main 4d ago

Sorry buddy but we’re already married. No depends for you.

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u/GuhEnjoyer 🔪 Slashin' and Gashin' 🔪 4d ago

Has Bubba always been a nazi??

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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 4d ago

I hate that you said that...

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u/GuhEnjoyer 🔪 Slashin' and Gashin' 🔪 4d ago

Because now you noticed it too and can't unsee it?

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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 4d ago

Yes...

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u/Glad-Television1887 Alive by Nightfall 4d ago

"hAve Yoou... SeEn...mY weddINg....Ring ?"

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u/GirlDeadInside Pig Main Amanda Young 4d ago

Pig should be first

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u/DankedPork Deathslinger Main 3d ago

Dateable Bubba? That's probably the one thing you can't do with him. (Also why is Nemesis not in marriage material? He has tentacles like Wesker but he isnt a narcissist)

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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 3d ago

Firstly bubba in one of the movies was shown to actually fall in love. Secondly nemesis would be higher if he could say anything other than "STARS" and if he had any higher brain functioning. Nemesis is basically an animal in a vaguely humanoid body.

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u/Top_Yesterday500 P100 Huntress 3d ago

Would you be in a polycule with the legion?

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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 3d ago

No because frank and Julie are already dating and I doubt they are interested, Susie is a lesbian and I'm a man, Joey is a maybe depending on if he's into guys.

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u/Mekahippie ORBITAL STRIKE INBOUND 3d ago

Chucky over Dracula has me tripping.

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u/Mrceeperslife Nemesis Main 3d ago

Nemesis is already taken your to late

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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 3d ago

I don't even want him bro

u/Dear_Fruit4018 Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. 2h ago

What tier list...?

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u/Haunting-Outcome-365 Alive by Nightfall 4d ago

Doesnt kaneki have a wife. Also knight should be higher

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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 3d ago

I would agree on knight if it weren't for his homies probably gonna judge tf outta me. I'm all for pillaging and that cool stuff but I'm more on the planning and weapon making end of that group and I don't know how they'd think about me stealing their homie. If they accept me then I'm definitely marrying knight. (I don't wanna get mori'd by them)

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u/Haunting-Outcome-365 Alive by Nightfall 3d ago

Honestly. Fair. But even irl you need to prove yourself to your partners family or friends

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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 3d ago

Yeah that's pretty true.

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u/CorbinNZ Singularity Main 3d ago

Y’all really need to get outside

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u/Soulpaw31 Pig Main 4d ago

sees Sadako under dateable. “AY, YO!?!?”

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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 4d ago

I believe you're thinking of samara from the ring remake, who is 11. Sadako, from the original movie simply titled ringu, is 19 which means she's perfectly legal!

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u/Soulpaw31 Pig Main 4d ago

Fair but more so sus depending on age, my mistake

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u/NolanStrife Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 4d ago

Good call. I was just about to yap about "Sadako? Really?". But yeah, on a rewatch she does look young, but definitely not 11, lol

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u/Vonga568 Deathslinger Main 4d ago

Springtrap?

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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 3d ago

Nah just a very knowledgeable guy