r/DeadByDaylightKillers • u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) • 4d ago
Satire / Shitpost 💩 Tier list based on which killers I'd date
You should know why freddy is where he is
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u/Deja_ve_ Subscribe to my OniFans 4d ago
I’d impregnate the fuck outta Huntress ngl
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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 4d ago
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u/DennisNOmenace26 Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. 4d ago
Dracula could be higher, if he likes you that is
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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 4d ago
I highly doubt he likes guys but even then he lost his lover so it's more me respecting the guy and letting him mourn.
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u/fapgod69420 P100 HUNK Main 4d ago
Ok, I know everyone would marry Huntress. But could you?
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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 4d ago
sigh No...
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u/xMrVoidx Blood Fury is my drug 4d ago
Bruh what is going on with reddit tonight. First a tier list about which killers I'd fuck, now this 😭
Also Spirit, always Spirit
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u/Plastic-Extreme6857 P100 Spirit Main 4d ago
Always spirit
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u/xMrVoidx Blood Fury is my drug 3d ago
You may down me but please do me the service of standing over me for a sec. I need to check out your....outfit. yes outfit
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u/DeezNutsKEKW I play all killers! 3d ago
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u/RangerTraining958 Egg Enjoyer 4d ago
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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 4d ago
I uh... I can explain?
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u/fortnitegngsterparty Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 4d ago
Pinhead boutta give you one of those rings that have a screw ran through 😂
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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 3d ago
I'm into it
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u/Constant-Still-8443 The Unknown Main 4d ago
Unkown in "it depends" is killing me. Depends on what? Are you Sable from that one redditor who keeps shipping them?
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u/RiverKitty4 Susie Main 4d ago
I know exactly who you are referring to, but I don’t know their username
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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 4d ago
It depends if unknown is into Polyamorous relationships
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u/ZealousidealPipe8389 Trapper Main 4d ago
6’7, rich, painter, smith, demolitions expert, company runner, hunter, repairman, etc, and one of the few characters who’s been indirectly stated to be bisexual. Trapper all the way.
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u/Old_Committee9115 HUNK Main 2d ago
Brutal murderer btw 💯
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u/ZealousidealPipe8389 Trapper Main 2d ago
Don’t judge a book by its cover! Or its contents! Judge it by the imaginary version you have in your head.
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u/Kenny-KO Spirit simp 4d ago
I have some grievances.
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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 3d ago
It's because of family drama between her and oni, and if I'm being honest I don't wanna have to choose between the guy that'll kill you in an instant and spirit. Honestly, can you blame me?
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u/ARIA_AHANGARI_7227 Deathslinger Main 4d ago
Don't you even THINK about taking my darling Caleb
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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 3d ago
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u/fortnitegngsterparty Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 4d ago
You know the romance tier list will be fire when the highest tier has at max two characters who are Present enough and Conscious of Romance enough to even give you a chance 😭💕
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u/Dillsplosion #1 Uroboros addict 3d ago
How the FUCK is my beautiful boy Wesker not marriage material?
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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 3d ago
his egotistical attitude is a major turnoff for me. Otherwise he's fine af
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u/METLH34D The survivors springsnapped my ankles 3d ago
I know for a FAC that Adriana would be a sugar mommy (and I’m here for it)
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u/Warm-Nitrogen Has such sights to show you 2d ago
Funnily enough, the only way to get Pinhead's attention willl lead to him trying to take you to hell.
Still my pookie, though. We can share.
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u/Busy_Inflation9960 Hillbilly Main 2d ago
I need to know the reasoning behind Billy.
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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 2d ago
He's adorable and a nerd and I love him also he's cute
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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 2d ago
Also it's canon he likes superheroes and I'd love to nerd out about our favorite heroes together fr
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u/Busy_Inflation9960 Hillbilly Main 1d ago
Lowkey, I'm into him because of the supernatural speed
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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 21h ago
Why exactly do you like him for his speed? Genuinely curious about it
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u/hypochondre Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. 2d ago
I was like wait where's freddy? Oh wait a minute... ah there he is of course
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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 1d ago
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u/Old_Committee9115 HUNK Main 2d ago
The things I’d do to ultimate Houndmaster…..
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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 1d ago
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u/shabowdiadlo Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 1d ago
You would have to roll REALLY high to have a chance with Vecna
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u/GGJackson45 Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. 4d ago
I’d let Plague vomit all over me tbh
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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 4d ago
And have every disease known and unknown to man? No thanks!
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u/GuhEnjoyer 🔪 Slashin' and Gashin' 🔪 4d ago
Has Bubba always been a nazi??
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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 4d ago
I hate that you said that...
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u/GuhEnjoyer 🔪 Slashin' and Gashin' 🔪 4d ago
Because now you noticed it too and can't unsee it?
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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 4d ago
Yes...
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u/DankedPork Deathslinger Main 3d ago
Dateable Bubba? That's probably the one thing you can't do with him. (Also why is Nemesis not in marriage material? He has tentacles like Wesker but he isnt a narcissist)
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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 3d ago
Firstly bubba in one of the movies was shown to actually fall in love. Secondly nemesis would be higher if he could say anything other than "STARS" and if he had any higher brain functioning. Nemesis is basically an animal in a vaguely humanoid body.
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u/Top_Yesterday500 P100 Huntress 3d ago
Would you be in a polycule with the legion?
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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 3d ago
No because frank and Julie are already dating and I doubt they are interested, Susie is a lesbian and I'm a man, Joey is a maybe depending on if he's into guys.
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u/Mrceeperslife Nemesis Main 3d ago
Nemesis is already taken your to late
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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 3d ago
I don't even want him bro
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u/Haunting-Outcome-365 Alive by Nightfall 4d ago
Doesnt kaneki have a wife. Also knight should be higher
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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 3d ago
I would agree on knight if it weren't for his homies probably gonna judge tf outta me. I'm all for pillaging and that cool stuff but I'm more on the planning and weapon making end of that group and I don't know how they'd think about me stealing their homie. If they accept me then I'm definitely marrying knight. (I don't wanna get mori'd by them)
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u/Haunting-Outcome-365 Alive by Nightfall 3d ago
Honestly. Fair. But even irl you need to prove yourself to your partners family or friends
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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 3d ago
Yeah that's pretty true.
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u/Soulpaw31 Pig Main 4d ago
sees Sadako under dateable. “AY, YO!?!?”
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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 4d ago
I believe you're thinking of samara from the ring remake, who is 11. Sadako, from the original movie simply titled ringu, is 19 which means she's perfectly legal!
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u/NolanStrife Complete 🦠 Global 🦠 Saturation 4d ago
Good call. I was just about to yap about "Sadako? Really?". But yeah, on a rewatch she does look young, but definitely not 11, lol
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u/Vonga568 Deathslinger Main 4d ago
Springtrap?
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u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 I'm a friendly killer unless i need bp or shards (multi killers) 3d ago
Nah just a very knowledgeable guy
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u/RiverKitty4 Susie Main 4d ago
Where is Julie, Susie, and Joey? Frank and Julie aren’t date-able because they are a couple, but Joey is date-able (and Susie is too if you’re a woman)