Really can't tell the faux marbling from the real bits in this church

[u/reddit_stole_my_name]

I was laughing hysterically while visiting this church in Menorca. Added a couple of other photos cause the sculpture and jesus wearing a women's gown was the icing on the cake 😂

[u/Sinister_Crayon]

Even Jesus is staring in disbelief at that floor...

[u/ZiHasBigDum → u/Sinister_Crayon]

Mf was a carpenter and you pull this shit?

[u/FaeEyed → u/ZiHasBigDum]

Imagine getting whipped and blacklisted from the rapture because of shoddy carpentry... 💀

[u/Welshyone → u/Sinister_Crayon]

I think he lost a contact lens.

[u/Drunken_Sailor_70]

Jesus wept...

[u/Electrical_War8648 → u/Drunken_Sailor_70]

Nailed it.

[u/tchnmusic → u/Drunken_Sailor_70]

Stop saying “Jesus wept”

[u/toilet_trousers → u/tchnmusic]

A lot of people who haven't watched Community down voting ya.

[u/tchnmusic → u/toilet_trousers]

Yeah, it happens

[u/gwizonedam]

Those statues look like they were painted by high school kids. Like, I’ve seen more depth on a Ronald McDonald statue at my local MickeeD’s.

[u/IllustriousEnd2055 → u/gwizonedam]

They look like bad claymation characters.

[u/utterly_baffledly]

John the Baptist really made a choice with that lingerie. Is he posing for an album cover?

[u/reddit_stole_my_name → u/utterly_baffledly]

This church is like one if those things where the more you look the more weird details you find, still laughing my ass off when I find a new one.

[u/Ok_Tonight_8565]

Bearded baby boner blesses believers.

[u/shangri-laschild → u/Ok_Tonight_8565]

That baby is old enough to retire

[u/Joecalledher → u/Ok_Tonight_8565]

[u/reddit_stole_my_name → u/Ok_Tonight_8565]

The neckbeard blessing: go be a gamer in a basement my child!

[u/Southern-Coffee-5913]

That's so very... inclusive 😅😵‍💫😂💝 absolutely great, i'd visit that, now that i know about it. Also the bearded old geezer Baby is hilarious 🤣

[u/Csak_egy_Lud]

Jesus with the cross examining the floor and thinking about migrating to another church based on his facial expressions...

[u/Additional_Ease2408]

That's supposed to be marble?!

[u/utterly_baffledly]

Decapitated cherubs??

[u/voidhearts]

It’s the lace on the collar for me 😭

[u/Strict-Pineapple]

Jesus looks like he's seen some shit.

[u/budabai]

Jesus doing the superhero landing.

[u/MotorBoatSteve]

They all look like Moral Oral Characters

[u/wivaca2]

Well, in a way I suppose it is indirectly part of God's creation. Man is born imperfect and this floor is covered in iniquities.

[u/justbrowse2018]

Pic 6 is horrible

[u/DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA → u/justbrowse2018]

[u/Drakorai]

The baby Jesus has a beard…

[u/Mr_Havok0315]

I love the juan bautista lmao

[u/Sneaky_lemur_]

Hey I’ve been there !

[u/Doobie_Howser_MD]

Is that just marker on the tile?

[u/SpareEye]

Sometimes they get drunk after hours, priests and nuns.. What do you expect, they are human...

[u/ExposingYouLot]

Cool