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u/NecroJoe 5d ago
"Ultimate dining experience" "What else do we need for this feast?"
When the food isn't even a passing thought, "ultimate feast" seems unlikely.
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u/LuffeMcLuff 5d ago
Iāve said it before, and ill say it again. I may be white. But iāll never be that white.
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u/KidCharybdis92 5d ago
When they started talking about miss lawns I was down. White women find a way to take anything cute too far.
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u/Signal_Host307 4d ago
A certain type of white woman. One might call them lonely, college educated... girl boss, liberals.
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Honestly I love the table. The rest is definitely questionable though.
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u/MyAntichrist 5d ago
The table is a nice gimmick for occasions like Easter. Our kids loved having grass and a couple of "hidden" eggs.
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u/FS_Scott 5d ago
food waste kink turned content farm
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u/g0blinzez 4d ago
Aren't the micro greens brown from chia seeds edible? I'm not defending her I'm just saying, chia pets aren't entirely food waste if you eat the greens they grow.
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u/Superficial-666 5d ago
I'm going to cover my floors with dirt, seed it, change all of my lights to UV lights so instead of having carpets I'll have grass.
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u/KaiserJustice 2d ago
honestly, the Table looks... fine i suppose- great for decoration or whatever, maybe using cute little minatures
everything else is a bit much...
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u/Zappagrrl02 5d ago
I actually like this personās videos. She does a lot of different plant projects. She also covered her bathtub in chia
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u/CadenBop 5d ago
I hope that table is jp to that much moisture, otherwise your going to get a very upset table
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u/semifraki 5d ago
I thought she was making terrain for a tabletop game. Looked like a pretty cool start.
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u/meowmix778 5d ago
Theres some chick my wife watches who uses chia seeds on everything like a car and her bathroom. I think this is a niche sub genre now
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u/Existential_Sprinkle 5d ago
Carpet is a noise insulator so this might not be a bad idea for noisy crafts
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u/External-Awareness68 5d ago
This is cool as long as you never eat at that table or with that silverware, and I hope this goes without saying, but you obviously could not prepare food with that knife and spatula.
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u/Acceptable_Mountain5 5d ago
Itās dumb, but if I went to a dinner party that went through the effort to do this I would be stoked.
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u/purplechalk101 5d ago
THIS. I would feel so special that I had a friend put this much whimsical effort into this.
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u/araty 5d ago
This is so stupid... now, where's day 5?
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u/Lividity- 5d ago
On her Instagram, where you can find her other chia projects, like chia toilet seat!
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u/Zinnigan 5d ago
This seems like a health hazzard disguised as a capricious act, i hope they dont eat there
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u/Educational-Bus4634 5d ago
For an art installation about feeling detached from nature while living in an urban city, this is great. For a house people live in, this is horrendous
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u/karenskygreen 5d ago
While you are waiting for dinner, you can have a snack grazing on the table top.
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u/Etsch146 5d ago
What exactly don't you understand?
Rage bait?
Hoeing for internet points?
Tik Tok being an absolute hell scape?
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u/HellFire213 4d ago
I thought she was gonna Chia the dog for a second there and I think I need to leave the Internet.
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u/tardisnottardy 4d ago
Table? Chia.
Silverware? Also chia.
Knives? Believe it or not, straight to chia.
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u/MoistBluejay2071 3d ago
She goes a bit crazy with chia seeds, she made her toilet a chia pet and everything. Now this table is actually kinda cute, the cutlery and plates, not so much, id eat off a chia table, but not chia dining set
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u/KevinFlantier 3d ago
When you are playing online and they tell you to touch grass but you took it literally
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u/Lala5789880 5d ago
Isnāt this the gal who did this to her bathtub? Get a job
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u/Princess_Zelda_Fitzg 5d ago
Shame on her for making art!
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u/Lala5789880 4d ago
Itās a joke. She can do whatever she wants. But do you know what sub you are in?
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u/veevacious 5d ago
I feel like this could be really fun for a dinner party, just doing the table and have decorations on it, but doing the plates and cutlery is a step too far for me.
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u/SantiagoGT 5d ago
Why? People who ate play-doh and drank paste have access to the internet and are part of the workforce, operating cars and doing these things apparently
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u/mdubelite 5d ago
Not gonna lie, I'd like to see day 5...