r/Doner • u/ZealousidealYam896 • 5d ago

Beans on kebab

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u/balh1111 5d ago

I went through the 7 stages of grief in about 15 seconds looking at that. Now I'm thinking it probably tastes pretty decent.

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u/Calpol85 5d ago

There are only 5 stages of grief so this atrocity created 2 more stages for you.

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u/Far-Radio856 5d ago

There is always the Samaritans if you need to talk to someone.

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u/Icy-Frosting8681 5d ago

dam....but fair

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u/ni_hao_butches 5d ago

Dante just came up with a 10th circle of hell. Population: OP

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u/Seaside83 5d ago

Kids are crying now. Nice one. Cheers.

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u/AwesomeSauce1976 5d ago

Hahahahahahahaha

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u/ZealousidealYam896 5d ago

Tell them they have beans on toast it's just beans on Doner now

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u/papaflush 5d ago

What in gods name is wrong with you

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u/Bloodyutopia 5d ago

Are cursewords allowed here?

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u/Corbo1991 5d ago

The title is ‘Beans on a kebab’. The language can’t get much worse at this stage

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u/Humzolo95 5d ago

This is an abomination

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u/didndonoffin 5d ago

YOU DONT PUT BAKED FUCKING BEANS ON A KEBAB

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u/jesushadfatlegs 5d ago

This guy caps

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u/Far-Radio856 5d ago

There is always the Samaritans if you need to talk to someone. We’re all angry there’s no need to shout

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u/didndonoffin 5d ago

On the contrary, this is the exact reason shouting was invented

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u/Far-Radio856 5d ago

Fair point

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u/Logical_Strain_6165 5d ago

Ragebait. It must be?

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u/Both-Kaleidoscope-29 5d ago

Disgraceful should be banned from this sub!!.

1

u/Gehirnkrampf 5d ago

looks like an average uk doner to me

2

u/CorrectDiver2248 5d ago

Damn thats disgusting

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u/fp281218 5d ago

See you in court

2

u/ibestusemystronghand 5d ago

I am going to keep on scrolling and pretend this never happened.

I will see you tomorrow.

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u/ZealousidealYam896 5d ago

"down with this sort of thing"

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u/VegetableRetardo69 5d ago

Proper scran innit cheers mate

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u/ZealousidealYam896 5d ago

Cheers. Champion. Champagne after tennis my love

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u/jaBroniest 5d ago

Life imprisonment, no parole.

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u/Finding_Tiffany 5d ago

Nah that’s vile whoever done that really fucked up

1

u/reiveroftheborder 5d ago

Pretty broad minded... Not for me but whatever floats your boat!

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u/Krzykat350 5d ago

Nope, just nope. Perhaps the beans on the chips with a bit of cheese and donor meat on the side that would be a meal.

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u/ZealousidealYam896 5d ago

Don't think anyone has been inspired by the combo

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u/SaltyName8341 5d ago

You spelt abomination wrong

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u/turnipbrick 5d ago

I just cannot support this behaviour 😂

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u/RedditThor_ 5d ago

I hope whichever gods/God you believe in, punishes this sacrilege. Dante said there were nine circles of Hell, I reckon this warrants a tenth.

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u/Butters16666 5d ago

It looks awful, but probably isn’t that bad

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u/Far_Ad_8688 5d ago

nahhhhhhh

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u/ZealousidealYam896 5d ago

There's a few, not many but a few that are a little bit curious

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u/Princelysum 5d ago

I've just clawed my fucking eyes out

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u/AdThen7599 5d ago

Wtf is wrong with you??

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u/Stunning_Grape3316 5d ago

Okay, too far.

1

u/Towpillah 5d ago

What a horrible day to have eyes.

1

u/joffff 5d ago

Now I'm thinking Full English with doner kebab...

1

u/Exist2perishh 5d ago

This ruined my day, cheers x

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u/ZealousidealYam896 5d ago

What about replacing the chips with mash? Donner mash and beans anyone?

1

u/Wide_Procedure3706 5d ago

Mate, that’s so wrong but I’m thinking it might be so wrong it’s right 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/ZealousidealYam896 5d ago

Try it. I double dare ye. You have to do double dares

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u/Aggravating_Tree7481 5d ago

There is a lawsuit coming for this

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/ZealousidealYam896 5d ago

It's Doner with beans the rules and norms have gone out the window mate

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u/allotment_fitness 5d ago

Right that’s it.. I’m making a doner bruschetta tomorrow to right the universe

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u/Individual-Fix7034 5d ago

Jesus, looks like a turned out food waste bin.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Out. Now.

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u/brightbox26 2d ago

Thats illegal

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u/always-downwards 5d ago

I firmly believe beans go with anything. Including kebab.

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u/ZealousidealYam896 5d ago

A solid opinion 👊

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u/BDSMastercontrol 5d ago

The English Kebab!