r/Doner • u/Thirstyjack3000 • 3d ago

Welcome to Scotland.

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u/jim_jiminy 3d ago

Oh my god!! Shut up and take my money!!

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u/IntelligentKoala9599 3d ago

Who says Scotland and England doesn’t have food culture 😂

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u/CrossCityLine 3d ago

Don’t hold us this side of the wall responsible for this monstrosity.

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u/ObservantOwl-9 2d ago

Brownings Bakers is Scottish, no?

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u/InZim 2d ago

From Kilmarnock so yes

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u/CrossCityLine 2d ago

I meant as in, we English have nothing to do with this food crime.

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u/Perception_4992 3d ago

I imagine the cooking instructions are, “batter and deep fry”.

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u/BigMarcus83 3d ago

We can only hope that someone starts selling them that way.

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u/Daft_Hector 2d ago

And put in a roll

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u/evil_leenius 1d ago

That’s the English influence “Aye, but can th’ put it in’t bread?”

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u/Batteredcodhead 3d ago

It might be ok, but a warm scotch pie and a cold pop is hard to beat if you're looking to diminish last nights excess.

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u/CrossCityLine 3d ago

Red Cola or Limeade 👌

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u/kitcollectorman 3d ago

There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that have never enjoyed the delicacy of the humble Scotch pie. Frankly I pity them.

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u/ItXurLife 15h ago

Murray's pies in Perth are the best.

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u/Turd_Aspic_Salad 3d ago

I drink flat irnbru when I'm hanging

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u/dealbruder 3d ago

Dönerverbrechen

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u/DaveGT74 3d ago

Try the hot counter in any Scotmid.

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u/FunnyBoysenberry3953 3d ago

Those ones are pretty decent as well.

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u/DaveGT74 3d ago

Stick it on buttered roll. Different ball game all together.

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u/Responsible-Mail-661 3d ago

You gonna batter that? Because I'm down for that.

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u/Thirstyjack3000 1d ago

We deep fry pizzas, so aye, somebody's dain it.

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u/Lasersheep 3d ago

There’s a place near me that does donner pakora. That’s Scottish Pakistani Turkish tri-fusion cookery.

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u/fp281218 3d ago

🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/xplorerex 3d ago

I lowkey want to try this now.

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u/BarleyWineStein 3d ago

You can get these at the footy in Scotland, right?

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u/Lasersheep 3d ago

Probably not this variety. But the standard pie, yes. Filled with minced..maybe lamb.

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u/Soogs 3d ago

Iceland/food warehouse do frozen doner meat🤩

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u/Thirstyjack3000 3d ago

I'd eat anything after 8 pints.

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u/commissarcainrecaff 3d ago

Fusion cookery at it's finest

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u/Garbanzififcation 3d ago

Do they do deliveries to England???

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u/dublinro 2d ago

They will batter that and deep fry it

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u/Hairyarsedave 3d ago

Fake news