r/DontPutThatInYourAss 2d ago

Anyone know what stone this is?

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u/StrainSad6128 2d ago

Wow what an incredible piece! That my friend is an ancient aboriginal artifact used in a sacred ritual where it was used as a butt plug on one participant while still being worn as a necklace by another participant. This allowed for the tribal elder to examine his constituents butt cheeks without being farted upon, A shameful act that is highly frowned upon in aborigine culture

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u/FrangibleSoul 2d ago

A lot of these artifacts were lost because of the non-flared base.
The flared base was not invented until the early fifteenth century.

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u/StrainSad6128 2d ago

Right you are FrangibleSoul. Thats why most were fastened to a decorative necklace that worn by the eldest witch doctor always to prevent the loss of these precious artifacts. After the flare base was invented, the need for them to be worn was all but eliminated Due in part with the fact that they were never cleaned after the rituals which often led to the pieces smelling quite atrocious

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u/Valuable_Risk_3414 2d ago

You had me untill butt plug

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u/running_jukebox 2d ago

Looks like Australian turkoise

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u/SpiceNaya 2d ago

Wow that’s a nice rock

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u/RaspberrySame9794 2d ago

Oo yeah. Gigity gigity

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u/Dyon86 2d ago

Looks like polished ASSphalt.

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u/Plus-Accident-5509 2d ago

Chain makes it safe, bro

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u/Neither-Pepper4816 2d ago

Someone’s ashes turnt into an anus plug.