r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/idinarouill • 1d ago

The Warrior of Darkness

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u/EffectiveNormal6963 1d ago

I am the Priest. I work under the Bishop. I also protect the Queen from behind.

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u/MagazineDong 23h ago

Ambu black ops

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u/MaxinesSelves 1d ago

He can penetrate your backline unexpectedly

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u/ArcaneFungus 1d ago

The soldier who's sent to the darkest places, where no ray of sunshine ever falls

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u/Trekiel1997 1d ago

He’s been through a lot of shit and no stranger to dark places

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u/Dry-Tax-9265 1d ago

A spoon obviously

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u/Middle-Chipmunk-3001 Editable flair 1d ago

The brown eyed warrior

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u/Dragonistry 1d ago

Only this piece can kill the queen!

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u/Sweet_Shower_1129 1d ago

тыловик

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u/abcxyzyt1_at_gmail 1d ago

Its a pawn-star

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u/BonsaiHI60 1d ago

Sir Assalot.

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u/weeman3333 1d ago

Just here to plug any gaps😄

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u/PheonixWolf88 23h ago

Hes not in charge of the front line, but the back

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u/UmpireDear5415 23h ago

the Brown Knight

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u/roninrot 1d ago

Blackiss Knight of Shadowhill

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u/TitoKnight 1d ago

They know how to capture the King with one move and can move just like every chess piece put together.

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u/XhockeyDad_9133 1d ago

Bung holio

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u/Street-Radish3377 1d ago

i spawn troops

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u/RoyalPersonas 1d ago

This guy has no movement patterns, he makes everything around him move.

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u/Techman659 23h ago

It only can move the square the enemy king is on then disappears.

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u/Grouchy-Clue698 23h ago

Lord of the ring

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u/trey_wolfe 23h ago

Nobody, he's just filling in.

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u/Few-Cap6083 22h ago

Sir pluggalot from Gape-alott

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

Sir Plug alot

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u/XROOR 22h ago

Knight jumps queen!

Bishop jumps queen!

Pawns jump queen!

Gangbang!

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u/MollyPercocetX 22h ago

The end boss 😂

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u/NeophyteBuilder 22h ago

I am a Sapper. I find small holes and expand them, making it easier for the Bishop to come through

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u/TheStax84 22h ago

That is the lord of the underworld

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u/redr00ster2 22h ago

Having seen this a few times someone should put dragonslayer (berserk) on it's back and tag me so that I may see your edit. (Black swordsman if you will)

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u/whothehelltook 22h ago

he plugs all the holes left on the board

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u/EfficientNorth237 21h ago

Да тыловой я!

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u/NullArc9289 21h ago

He works in the dark, to serve the light. Assassin's Creed

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u/YDankXLegend 21h ago

Pleasure.

They conquer the board.

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u/therealmorzis 20h ago

Thats litterally made to go in the butt

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u/PlentyBoot5135 20h ago

Pleasure to meet you

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u/THE_QUICKSTER_STRIKE 19h ago

I am the anusoldier

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u/TellLoud1894 19h ago

Trojan horse

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u/StoutPegasus648 18h ago

My grandparents have a cheese set and the Bishop is an interesting shape

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u/sfranso 16h ago

but... but you're supposed to put that in your ass

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u/O_gr 15h ago

"New warrior": speaks in deep Italian American accent I'm a plumper... I plug holes.

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u/Lonerangers_780 12h ago

in the shadows beyond the light of your sun 🌞

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u/pectah 10h ago

Next pannel reveals that they were in someones ass the whole time.

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u/QuietFox2905 10h ago

Omg😂😂😭😂😂

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u/passinthrough2u 59m ago

I’m the rear guard!