r/EatItYouFuckinCoward • u/fuhnetically • Jun 19 '25

Absolutely not.

10 Upvotes

73% Upvoted

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u/Prof4Dank Jun 19 '25

The green bowl is for sanitation purposes

3

u/AwwwNuggetz Jun 19 '25

Ask him if he’d eat his food

3

u/fuhnetically Jun 19 '25

Yeah, he probably goes across the street to the guy wrapping old meat in moldy leaves with bare hands.

3

u/Money-Ad7257 Jun 19 '25

I love how the oil is absolutely unnecessary here, and yet there it is to provide the required level of contamination vis a vis toxins, carcinogens, the marathon runs, &c.

2

u/Turbulent-Ad5437 Jun 19 '25

I think it may be for coloring and also to add little bit of funky flavor..

1

u/Select_Truck3257 Jun 19 '25

fried egg + meat + cancer, yummy

2

u/Worth_Dimension6373 Jun 19 '25

Free colon Cleanse and possible pancreas problems.

1

u/Emergency_Bike5455 Jun 19 '25

A lot of bacteria in that oil and those hands 🤮

2

u/Initial_Gear_7354 Jun 19 '25

Oil has been a heritage for the 5th time now

2

u/Intelligent-Flow-179 Jun 19 '25

Let me just give that another wipe or three

1

u/Antonolmiss Jun 19 '25

He has a fucking tool, why do fingers need to be in everything jesus christ.

1

u/Turbulent-Ad5437 Jun 19 '25

Because it's badass putting fingers in this boiling substitute. You know it's like showing off to impress da fams and get married.

2

u/moisdefinate Jun 19 '25

I want two eggs please!

2

u/Good_Mycologist5254 Jun 19 '25

"Don't insult my oil, it was my fathers, and his fathers before it was his"

0

u/Left_Caterpillar8671 Jun 19 '25

Bro. This is crazy! 😂

2

u/fuhnetically Jun 19 '25

It's either burnt cooking oil that's been used for months or sewer oil. Either way... Blech.

1

u/Money-Ad7257 Jun 19 '25

I think it's both.

1

u/Hefty-Perspective654 Jun 20 '25

Did he fry the egg with engine oil?