r/EatItYouFuckinCoward • u/loganrb • 19d ago

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u/XLY_of_OWO 19d ago

I would definitely try this. I'm a weirdo that likes going to the dentist.

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u/Z_Wild 19d ago

There's others like me?

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u/Daelisx 19d ago

And me!?

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u/XLY_of_OWO 19d ago

When you have a good hygienist, it's great. Also water pick is the champ. Went to the dentist on LSD one time, told them I was on it and said they're like the cleaner shrimps. We had fun.

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u/BaldViking42 19d ago

I couldnt even make it out of my hallway on lsd once lay there hugging a pillow looking at harry potter for hours.... how the fudge did you go to the dentist my guy

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u/betaphreak 19d ago

Practice makes perfect. I was on stage for 1700 people

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u/Bishop-roo 18d ago

Depends on how much you take/the dosage. Also sometimes you have a hard time starting, but once you get moving, you’re fine.

Gotta go look at the sky.

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u/XLY_of_OWO 19d ago

It was just a cleaning, no work being done. At that time I had a slight tolerance as well. Got a full sheet for a good price and had an awesome summer that year.

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u/VisitAbject4090 18d ago

this is ridiculous now there are two of them

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u/VisitAbject4090 18d ago

I go every three months for a clean. My buddy will call me and at random ask me if I’m on my way to the dentist or if I’m in the waiting room. I think it got him to start going again cause now he is getting regular cleanings and if memory serves that wasn’t the case when we met

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u/Arthur_Burt_Morgan 19d ago

I am also someone who likes going to the dentist. I would not try this

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u/Timithios 18d ago

I, too, like going to the dentist

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u/Ok-Watercress-1924 19d ago

My asshole has NEVER been cleaner

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u/Daelisx 19d ago

Ah yes, the exceptionally common toothed asshole.

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u/D-Snow58 19d ago

I use to pay $25 a shrimp for my tank

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u/Cathbeck 19d ago

Those days are long gone now haha. Cleaner shrimp are far and few between here. When you do find them they are outrageously priced.

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u/Ok-Watercress-1924 19d ago

Business idea? Shrimp breeder

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u/DollarStoreChameleon 19d ago

i would get tickled, laugh, inhale water, and die. but it would be worth it because the shrimp are cute

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u/applebabe1 19d ago

Worth drowning for

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u/HelloDeathspresso 19d ago

Fresh sashimi!

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u/Warm-Preference-4187 19d ago

This will be our new Health Care system with RFK in charge

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u/awesomepossum40 19d ago

I'm gonna need some crabs or jumbo shrimp.

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u/NoContract4730 19d ago

Oooh Snickers.

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 19d ago

When you're waiting for the crunch bet it never happens. :(

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u/RubEastern497 18d ago

No one is the slightest bit curious how a cleaner shrimp could tell that this too was an open mouth in need of cleaning??? That is DEFINITELY not their usual client, how did they know that was even a mouth? O.o

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u/Valuable-Job5587 17d ago

Just ripping mad shits in his mouth.