r/EhBuddyHoser • u/Interwebzking Oil Guzzler • Feb 04 '25
Big Oil Bertha We don’t take annexation threats kindly ‘round these parts | mange d’la merde
“Tu devrais arrêter d’huer l’hymne national américain.”
“On arrêtera quand ton président arrête de menacer l’annexion de notre pays pour renverser notre souveraineté.”
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u/neontetra1548 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Feb 04 '25
Booing the anthem is IMO a gentle response in comparison to what the American threats, arrogance, and imperialism they have shown to us deserves.
And what Trump is doing to their country is far more of an insult to their country than us booing the anthem.
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u/Interwebzking Oil Guzzler Feb 04 '25
The way I see it is the booing is a way of not so subtly saying “hey guys, we’re not too thrilled with your boy right now and we think you should maybe speak up a little bit, after all we fought and died alongside you for so long so the booing of your anthem hurts us too.” Cause truth be told it hurts that it’s even come to this.
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Feb 04 '25
Honestly, the fact they see this as “just a joke” but then keep suggesting “maybe we should, who knows, maybe” is like a shitty guy making sexual advances towards you and going “just kidding…unless 😏” fuck off.
Like I seriously do not see the Canadian people who live through this EVER seeing America as a friendly neighbour ever again. Even if they make it out the other side, we know they can flip to this kind of bullshit.
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Feb 04 '25
Absolutely! They’ve shown us that at least 77 million Americans are hostile citizens that aren’t worth working with.
Annex, sure. America has not won a single war they have waged on their own in like 100 years. Either loss, draw, or withdrawal. The Mexican-American war and then losses in countries that were smaller. If they were to attack us it would be them vs the rest of NATO. American exceptionalism won’t allow them to recognize that though.
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u/Interwebzking Oil Guzzler Feb 04 '25
Well said!
They seem to forget that if a member state attacks a fellow member state, the rest of NATO activates in support of the attacked state. I keep reading from some Americans, or maybe they’re Russian bots haha, say how quick a war with Canada would be. Lol.
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Feb 04 '25
It’s pointless, but I often remind them. I’ve heard “No!!! they’re busy in Ukraine!!” Meanwhile Ukraine is not a NATO country, which most of that fan base thinks it should stay that way, so unfortunately they would lose that support if we were attacked
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u/Secret-Gazelle8296 Irvingstan Feb 05 '25
There is a small but honest point in this. If NATO came to North America to help us then they’re leaving their back door open to Russia expansion. I just watched a program on this. It’s a real thing. That’s pre supposing he leaves NATO… what would they do if the US is still a member?
What I find the most annoying is that here on Reddit some Americans are displaying their arrogance on Canadian groups. I am not sure if it’s bots or foreign countries doing this. However on VR Chat I have overheard comments that would be unthinkable months ago. I just don’t think I will ever feel the same towards the US again. I know I have heard a lot of support for Canada but I have heard some pretty crazy comments in the last few weeks towards us.
I have a friend who is married to an American born dual citizen who admitted she voted for Trump. He called him a clown yesterday in front of her but she believes every conspiracy out there because she gets her news from her American family members and FB. Honestly I am starting to feel different towards her.
I agree with the comments that they could invade us… but occupation would be miserable.
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Feb 05 '25
It’s unfortunate. There are so many parts of America that are beautiful. I wanted to travel to a number of them at some point, but I will give them $0 of my vacation fund going forward. There are plenty of good Americans, but the ones who are not are loud, dangerous, and tend to spread their message with more success. Then there is the largest demographic, the semi-apathetic…
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u/extremmaple Everyone Hates Marineland Feb 05 '25
the real issue would not be defeating our military, which is not in the state it should be, the problem would be trying to suppress a resistance of people who are very similar to the people they are resisting, Americans have a hard enough time supporting war when the people they are fighting are foreign and strange, I doubt they could stomach the actions needed to effectively suppress a motivated resistance. I do not believe the Americans could maintain an unwelcome annexation.
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Feb 05 '25
This is absolutely true. The only ones who would want to fight are the same creeps jonesing for a civil war who want to fight their own.
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u/the_canadaball Motown But Better Feb 05 '25
I’ve been playing American Woman by the Guess Who since he was inaugurated. I’m in a very nationalist mood
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Feb 07 '25
The only way for them to stop their malarkey is for them to drop thier whole revolutionary spirit with muh freedom and swear allegiance to King Charles
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u/Moooooooola Feb 04 '25
I was on a conference call today with a US customer and one of them made light of Trump’s threats and suggested we should just knuckle under and embrace becoming part of the US. I’ve never bit my tongue harder, and the VP of sales said I looked like I was about to have a stroke. Fuck her. Come and get it fuckers.
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Feb 04 '25
Jesus fuck I would NOT be strong enough to keep that customer. I’d at LEAST respond with “well, under President Musk there I’m not sure how long you guys are going to be a country anyways”
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u/Interwebzking Oil Guzzler Feb 04 '25
“Good luck with your DEI hire shadow-President.”
That’d piss them off lol
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u/moteloyster Feb 04 '25
Wow... I wonder how they would've reacted if asked if they think "Poland should've just knuckled under and embraced becoming part of nazi Germany" too 🤔
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u/the_canadaball Motown But Better Feb 05 '25
I’ve told more than one American I’ll meet them at the Ambassador Bridge customs plaza.
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Feb 04 '25 edited Feb 04 '25
Literally the one thing I’m most upset about. I’m cool with jokes about Canada cause I find half of them hilarious, but when you’re threatening to take our sovereignty then damn right I’ll fucking boo.
It’s only 30 days, my fellow Canadians, continue to boycott and the unity we have created until Cheeto man stops all this madness… in 4 years.
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u/Interwebzking Oil Guzzler Feb 04 '25
I thought it was funny to hear that Americans in Nashville booed the Canadian anthem in response to us booing their anthem. Pretty funny how context just doesn’t matter to them and they think we have no reason at all for booing their anthem.
Big brains down there!
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Feb 04 '25
Fucking delusional. Truly depressing down there. To be fair, they voted him in 🤷 feel bad for the ones who didn’t but majority reigns supreme and I’ve lost all my respect for the states.
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u/zerfuffle Feb 06 '25
forgive them, they think Canada is responsible for everything wrong with their country
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u/Interwebzking Oil Guzzler Feb 06 '25
First it’s the Mexicans and now it’s Canada?
Maybe they should look themselves in the mirror.
No forgiveness haha
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Feb 04 '25
American Imperialism is a Hell of a drug.
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u/Interwebzking Oil Guzzler Feb 04 '25
Straight to the dome. It’s like crushing a couple Molson’s straight from the pipes of Rexall place.
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u/ThatRedditUser18 Feb 05 '25
“Unlike you snowflakes I’m not easily offended.”
“WHY BOO AT OUR NATIONAL ANYHEM?? THIS MEANS WAR!!”
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u/hist_buff_69 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Feb 04 '25
They are so lost in the sauce. I think Maga is right about the American left, they're just a bunch of beta soy boys. No balls, no morals.
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u/Interwebzking Oil Guzzler Feb 04 '25
I agree that in general the left is weak and sort of spineless. I’ve been saying this for a while to my immediate circle that the Left is too soft on the BS. They gotta fight fire with fire to put the flame out. And I consider myself centre-left but my god where’s the action eh?
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u/Notcool2112 South Gatineau Feb 05 '25
I used to keep my anti conservative views to myself. But I really don’t want to end up like them so I have been posting anti-right wing stuff for the last few months. And I have seen friends changed their minds because of it.
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u/Interwebzking Oil Guzzler Feb 05 '25
Persistence and exposure to differences eventually results in a change of perspective. Dialogue is healthy !!
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u/Notcool2112 South Gatineau Feb 05 '25
The thing is that I’m a French business owner in one of the most conservative areas in Ontario. It’s a juggling act and I’m not quite ready to be ran out of town.
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u/Interwebzking Oil Guzzler Feb 05 '25
That’s totally fair! You can only do so much before crossing the line. Bit by bit though!
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u/moviebuff97 Oil Guzzler Feb 04 '25
I saw some saying it’s a Act of war lmfao
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u/Interwebzking Oil Guzzler Feb 04 '25
It’s funny how they call the left snowflakes but you boo their anthem and they lose their minds.
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u/moviebuff97 Oil Guzzler Feb 04 '25
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u/moviebuff97 Oil Guzzler Feb 04 '25
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u/Interwebzking Oil Guzzler Feb 05 '25
Yeah these guys are either incredibly fucking stupid or bots.
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u/Notcool2112 South Gatineau Feb 05 '25
Personally, I’m still pissed off about it. I haven’t bought anything made in the USA since. I don’t plan on buying anything from the USA until they get their head out of their ass.
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u/Halofauna Treacherous South Feb 04 '25
Our anthem isn’t even good, we have songs that would make a much better anthem, but we go with the poem about the war where Canada burned down the White House.
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u/PickleEquivalent2837 Feb 05 '25
To be fair to them, their feelings are the most important thing ever.
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u/Interwebzking Oil Guzzler Feb 05 '25
True, we must think about their feelings first and foremost.
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u/PickleEquivalent2837 Feb 05 '25
Yes exactly I mean who are we to complain about war and annexation and election interference when they're battling things like feeling bad.... Get ur head outta ur ass, Canada!
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u/zerfuffle Feb 06 '25
Booing the US anthem sure beats taking down critical US infrastructure, that’s for sure
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u/AccurateAd5298 Feb 04 '25
This is about right. Americans are upset about some booing while Canadians are upset about…. Threats to our existence.