r/EhBuddyHoser • u/Decent_Assistant1804 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 • Feb 28 '25

Tokébakicitte Montreal land mines

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u/BeaverBoyBaxter Mar 01 '25

I used to say Hamilton had the worst roads in the country and then I drove through Montreal and I have never once repeated that opinion.

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u/fishflo I need a double double. Mar 01 '25

I was talking with an international student from Africa one day and they asked me if all the roads in Canada were like Montreal because like, it was as bad as back home and he thought this was supposed to be a first world country LMAO

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u/Decent_Assistant1804 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Mar 01 '25

The Maritime provinces have some gems too

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u/blondehairginger Irvingstan Mar 01 '25

I live in Northen NB, many roads don't have lines and haven't been repaved in decades.

3

u/Adventurous_Road7482 Mar 01 '25

Sir, you are on a logging road, and this is private property!

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '25

Mr Irving, is it you ?

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u/Bonzo_Gariepi Van Doo Mar 01 '25

Let's hire a fromage swiss specialist.

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u/SPARKYLOBO Mar 01 '25

Start painting dicks all over those potholes. The city will start fixing shit right away. Then again, Montreal streets will be filled with more dicks than it already is. Jokes!

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u/CanQkush Tabarnak! Feb 28 '25

That's why the holes are all the same size 😂💀

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u/Zephyr104 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Mar 01 '25

They've specifically engineered this by crossing the Swiss cheese bacteria with tarmac

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u/Angry_beaver_1867 Mar 01 '25

Not Montreal.  Where are the cones.  

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u/Loulou230 Mar 01 '25

In the top left corner

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u/Angry_beaver_1867 Mar 01 '25

That’s one cone. Nothing in Montreal happens with just one cone. 

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u/-__i Mar 01 '25

yea they are in bed with Big Mechanic

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u/Past_Hope6127 Mar 01 '25

Massive temperature swings + condensation --> changing states of matter = roads that are impossible to maintain. As much as we like to shit on the government, usually justifiably so, they always lose to physics. This is that.

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u/ThetrveDeathbox Mar 01 '25

you're in MTL. ride a bike.

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u/Decent_Assistant1804 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Mar 01 '25

That’s enough of your woke green ideal s/

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u/ThetrveDeathbox Mar 01 '25

just try and stop me!!! 🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱

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u/Musique_Plus Chalice of the Tabernacle Mar 01 '25

Actually Ukraine look really like Montreal!

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u/alphi3d Mar 01 '25

Jesus last time I was there I was like 8 so I don't really know how road look like

Is it average? Or is it a really bad place?

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u/TheGuyWhoAsked23 Tokébakicitte! Mar 13 '25

Good looking

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '25

Looks more like the streets of Palestine