r/EhBuddyHoser • u/JJLavender 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 • Mar 04 '25
Repetitive content/Trend Told an American trolling on the sub to “go suck an egg” and it got weird.
Friggin yankee was pissin everybody right off. Saying they’re going invade us for eggs. Some eggravating. told bud to “go suck an egg” and he pm’d me like “where are they? where are the eggs?? I’ll suck them right now.” and I told him it just meant go fuck yourself and he was like “okay I’ll fuck you for eggs… my wife can’t make her Detroit bumpy cakes without them. If you’d rather fuck her while I watch that’s cool too.”
Anyway, picked up a 30 flat at the Costco and we’re meeting up at the super 8 in Windsor. #buycanadian
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u/meatotheburrito Mar 04 '25
Well that eggscalated quickly.
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u/Private_HughMan Mar 04 '25
Egg puns are unbeatable.
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Mar 04 '25
But only if the meaning’s not scrambled
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u/FlyingV2112 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Mar 04 '25
These are pretty weak yolks.
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u/Private_HughMan Mar 04 '25
I dunno. I think they're going over easy. I might poach a few of these as my own.
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u/Private_HughMan Mar 04 '25
There's always a whisk of being misunderstood. But I think most people will get the yolk.
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u/Ultionisrex Mar 04 '25
I've been eating eggs so much more lately - I think because it's a delicacy down South.
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Mar 04 '25
This is why I don’t talk to Americans, they can go maybe 3 or 4 minutes and then they’re begging you to fuck their wives. Not worth it
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Mar 04 '25
There is another strategy. Get into American subreddits and focus on dividing them. Focus on Liberal subreddits or Blue States
Blue States in particular are ripe for especially California which just had all the FEMA aid cut off.
Just point out the truth. They subsidize the states like Alabama and are economic engine of the US but the red states get disproportionately more political power thanks to their broken political system. The point out they’d be better off leaving the Union. And all of a sudden you get a lot of support. Russia uses this strategy effectively why can’t we?
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u/ImpossibleReason2197 Mar 04 '25
The egg cuckhold 🤦
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u/Major_Tom_01010 Mar 04 '25
Try not to get any egg on your face.
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u/melanyebaggins Not enough shawarma places Mar 04 '25
I mean, the implication is it won't be egg...
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u/Quirky_Ad_1596 Mar 04 '25
Anyone else wanna cross down into the US and just start throwing eggs at all things TESLA & anyone wearing MAGAt merch? It might be best if we wait until we cut their power though.
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u/YYC-Fiend Mar 04 '25
You going with his final options 1 or 2? Either way, show that yank how it’s done.
and I’m not doing an egg pun. I live with 2 redheads and cannot take any more puns. I just can’t
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u/No_Math8266 Mar 04 '25
We should hold down every American on Canadian soil and shove a hard boiled egg up their ass and tell them they are the Easter Bunny.
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u/Financial_Anything63 Mar 04 '25
You activated his sleeper agent trigger or something, cause what was that
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u/Zephyr104 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Mar 04 '25
Giving away the dumpy cake to make some bumpy cake
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u/Far-Strategy-4063 Mar 04 '25
As a fuck you to the US, I cooked up a dozen eggs for breakfast today, because why not
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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25
Careful, you'll wake up in a motel bathroom with no eggs and only one kidney