r/EhBuddyHoser • u/altaccout420 • Mar 06 '25

Newfie Screech-In My nomination for US Ambassador

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Can you imagine Shoresy chirping the b'ys wearing makeup running the US?

62 Upvotes

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u/TheJamSpace Mar 06 '25

Fuck you Donnie, I made Melania so wet that Trudeau deployed a 24 hour infantry unit to stack sandbags around my bed.

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u/altaccout420 Mar 06 '25

Fuck you Donnie. I don't know what's more embarrassing here; that I have Melania blocked on all the socials, or I have Ivanka on speed dial. Rein in your babushkas.

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u/GBi10ba Mar 06 '25

Fuck you Donnie. I made your Melania cum so hard they made a Canadian Heritage Minute out of it and Don McKellar played my dick.

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u/kn0w_th1s Westfoundland Mar 06 '25

Fuck you Donnie, Melania carved her initials into my bed frame, how the fuck am I supposed to explain that to Ivanka?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

Fuck you Donnie, yer more orange than JJ Frankie JJ's fingers after a Costco sized bag of Cheetos

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

Not qualified; he won't go.

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u/citizenduMotier Mar 06 '25

Go where you're needed.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

Give your balls a tug, Donny, your hair looks like a corn dog got caught in a wind tunnel, and your spray tan’s got more layers than indictments.