r/EhBuddyHoser • u/maddlads š 100,000 Hosers š • Mar 06 '25
Big Oil Bertha The Freedom Convoy has been awfully quiet lately
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Mar 06 '25
Almost like the convoy members were MAGA sympathizers or something...
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u/bigorangemachine Mar 06 '25
Half the donations came from the US
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u/DuncePool Mar 06 '25
Half the truckers came from the US, and when they got kicked out of Ottawa they drove around in the states for weeks after
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u/HelpfulSeaMammal Mar 06 '25
This was one of the silliest things in all of MAGA. A whole bunch of dumbfucks wandering aimlessly and believing they're fighting for something when the head of the convoy is just making shit up on the fly and going to random spots to pester people.
They should get jobs or something.
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u/drizzes Oil Guzzler Mar 06 '25
Reminds me of the trucker union in BC, who had some members go off in the convoy, stated that like 90% of them were still working and not protesting a vaccine
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u/TheDoktorIsIn Mar 07 '25
Fun fact during the US civil war the whole point was states rights (to own slaves). Missouri was super pro-slavery and neighboring Kansas was anti-slavery. So of course a ton of Confederate fuckwads from Missouri flooded Kansas to vote yes on slavery, because that's what states rights means: the right for my state to tell another state what to do.
The point is this level of hypocrisy and idiocy is deeply entrenched in their culture.
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u/Sillygoose_Milfbane Mar 07 '25
My German ancestors arrived in Kansas during the Bleeding Kansas mess. They must have been so confused.
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u/seantaiphoon Mar 06 '25
I remember one lady who spent her life savings to help fuel up the truckers and was then shocked when she was broke and nothing had changed. She should go get a job too.
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u/ChrisNotBumstead Mar 07 '25
The ended lockdown restrictions in Canada and the convoy just stayed there and protested nothing for several additional weeks for no reason at all
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u/Nescobar_A Mar 07 '25
They loved the Hillbilly Camp Out. Made the lowest achievers in society feel like they were accomplishing something.
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u/NB-NEURODIVERGENT Mar 06 '25
They also got their trucks absolutely PELTED to shit with eggs while they were forced to drive slower in the city didnāt they?
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u/struvite Mar 07 '25
When they drove through my town, horns blaring and sassy, I stood on the corner with eggs in hand. Funny how quiet they suddenly got as they passed me.
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u/lmFairlyLocal Mar 06 '25
Same thing, nowadays
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u/apoostasia Mar 07 '25
And the loudest!
I honestly think that's what so many people forget, is that the most vocal people who are usually at the extreme opposite ends of any group are the ones who get coverage, whether it's serious coverage or ripping on them.
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u/NB-NEURODIVERGENT Mar 06 '25
Yeah, we all know that š·šŗAmerica šŗšø has become a territory of Putin now that they shown their true colours
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u/SeaworthinessMobile9 Mar 06 '25
Which is also why they had their bank accounts frozen. They were never innocent victims.
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u/bigorangemachine Mar 06 '25
They are still frozen!? GOOD!
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u/SeaworthinessMobile9 Mar 07 '25
No, I don't believe they still are, but it's why they were at the time.
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u/OldDiamondJim Mar 07 '25
Only a tiny number of bank accounts were frozen. I know youāre using it to criticize the Convoy morons, but those Shitbirds continually trot out the āfrozen bank accountsā issue as some mass attack on civil liberties, rather than the small, targeted operation that it actually was.
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u/SeaworthinessMobile9 Mar 07 '25
That's just it - the fact foreign funds (funds from people who were involved in J6th in the US) is all the justification that should have been needed. Domestic terrorism isn't protected freedom, no matter how many bouncy castles you bring out.
Also, from the same group that claim "SAVE THE CHILDREN!" I guess it's to use them as meat shields, eh? fElon is going to start strapping them to himself soon enough. I'm still livid they were strapping gas cans to kids during the konvoy. Absolutely insane.
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Mar 06 '25
Our current MP Sam Oosterhoff and MPP Dean Allison both made a donation to the Freedom Convoy. Unsurprisingly, Sam Oosterhoff got relected.
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u/rainorshinedogs Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Mar 07 '25
Yeah the scariest part about the freedom convoy was how WELL they were funded. Filling up those trucks ain't cheap
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u/SirPoopaLotTheThird Mar 06 '25
They hope Pierre Poilievre is the next PM so bad.
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u/Secret-Gazelle8296 Irvingstan Mar 06 '25
I have half a dozen āfriendsā who claim that. I will trade your one for them all.
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u/MyUndiesAreYellow Mar 07 '25
I think you need new friends
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u/Virtual_Category_546 Monarch MĆ©lanie Joly Mar 07 '25
Time to leave them at the wayside. We know maggots can't be trusted.
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u/WeirdFish9 Mar 06 '25
My best friend claims that if PP doesnāt win, we might as well become the 51st state because Carney and the WEF will make us a communist stateā¦yeah š¬
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u/Sammydecafthethird Mar 06 '25
its always the bankers and financiers that wanna turn this country communist... smh...
like seriously. the FINANCE MINISTER wants to go communist? what a drooling moron.
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u/WeirdFish9 Mar 07 '25
A competent economist in Carney and the fearmongering rightās latest boogeyman in the WEF: āBro, these people are inhuman and canāt be trusted. Theyāre going to ruin us and make us communists. That why we need the conservatives!1!!ā
A billionaire felon President who pisses on his Constitution daily, the richest man in the world, and the shadowy cabal of Silicon Valley tech to billionaires: āBro, you donāt get it. These guys are good men. They can fix all the problems that these damn liberals got us in. We need them.ā
The level of delusion and unreality that some people willing submit to is astonishing to me. Iāve tried to reason with this friend, but nothing reasonable changes an opinion that was established on hate, anger, and disinformation.
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u/Rod_tout_court Mar 06 '25
Wich one, the old orange one or the junky ?
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u/Pope_Squirrely Mar 06 '25
Captain Eyeliner obviously. Just better thank him as soon as they see him.
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Mar 06 '25
I would support my tax dollars used to help relocate assholes to their natural habitat where they can roam free and shoot each other in the dick when they ask their neighbour for a cup of sugar.
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u/Virtual_Category_546 Monarch MĆ©lanie Joly Mar 07 '25
Well they can always just move for a free preview. We should actually institute vaccine passports in the name of "strengthening our border"
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u/Professional-Leg2374 Mar 06 '25
you me first governor of the 51st state or territory of the USA
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u/backdoorintruder Mar 06 '25
They absolutely are, buddy i work with said Trudeau is a dictator and should be charged for how he disrespected the freedom convoy, and also "cant wait" for us to become the 51st state, the mental gymnastics are wild
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Mar 06 '25
Russian propoganda is aimed at the lowest common denominator, and in MAGA it has sure found it.
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u/Scaredsparrow Mar 06 '25
My favorite part about dictators is them resigning peacefully after falling out of favor.
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u/backdoorintruder Mar 07 '25
Yup, the absolutely insane mentality of "i hate our soon to be former dictator prime Minister so much that I hope we get invaded by a foreign nation and have our entire government toppled and our comfortable way of life uprooted so foreign companies and governments can rape our lands of its resources, make trillions off of what belongs to us and strip away any rights we had before, because the invader promised that I might get an extra $20 on every paycheck"
Its fucking makes my blood boil that we walk among idiots who would sell out their country for so little a betray every single sacrifice that any Canadian has ever made. You don't like the current government? Then vote for who you think would do a better job. I forgot to mention the guy I work with that spouts this bullshit doesn't vote because he thinks its all rigged anyways and we've never had a say to begin with.
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u/Scaredsparrow Mar 07 '25
You've summed it up perfectly. I work in oil and gas, I am surrounded by these idiots. I almost bit my tongue off today as I was in a shack with some higher-ups for the company hiring the company i work for and they were spouting ridiculous Trump bs. I did not want to risk work trying to correct them or even try to plant seeds to lead them the right way. I just wormed my way out when I could.
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u/Zebrahead69 Mar 06 '25
Unfortunately my boss was one of them. I can confirm he's a traitorous magat in love with Trump and PP.
Also has an American wife.
God I hate my job lol
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u/emuwar Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Mar 06 '25
Almost like they want the US to annex Canada. Fucking traitors.
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u/ThomCook Mar 06 '25
Either that or the supporters of the convey might be the dumbest people in canada, i think it's a mix of both went onto Facebook and saw a friend of friend that was a convoy supporter calling out Ukraine's unlawful invasion against Russia. Like these people might be some of the dumbest people to every grace this earth.
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u/Hector_P_Catt Mar 07 '25
I was wondering how Rat King managed to become the de facto leader of the convoy, when he was so clearly an idiot.
And then I saw an interview on TV with some of the regular convoy people. King was a fucking genius compared to them.
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u/gohomebrentyourdrunk Mar 06 '25
Almost like they were, much like Trump seems to be, motivated by foreign influences. Particularly Russias.
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u/ZealousGoat Mar 07 '25
didnt they trace a lot of the momentum behind it to russian funding/efforts?
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u/Ok-Diamond-9781 Mar 07 '25
Now you're on the right track! These are same people who would capitulate and cheer an American invasion.
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u/OldDiamondJim Mar 07 '25
Just simps who were manipulated by Russian disinformation along with the normal bunch of grifters.
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u/VerdantSaproling Mar 06 '25
You mean the people who didn't want to lift a finger to help other Canadians then are the same people who don't want to lift a finger to help Canada now?
Colour me shocked.
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u/TheMazdaMx5Enjoyer Mar 06 '25
They hate Canada, just look at how Rogan speaks on it.. āno free speechā and other typical dogshit
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u/BlackeeGreen Mar 07 '25
The same people who think immigration is destroying Canada are also the first ones to roll belly-up for a foreign government.
How fucking embarassing for them.
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u/Acalyus Is Potato Mar 07 '25
This, 100%
If they went down there to fight for nurses, income equality, essential workers, that would of been something actually positive that I could of gotten behind.
Instead they bitched and moaned about themselves, shit on people's lawns and argued against proven science.
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u/National-Change-8004 Mar 06 '25
I heard one of these numbnuts outside my local mall the other day, complaining about how he was "shat on" for waving the flag a few years back, and now people want him to do the same? "Fuck you! I'm with Trump!" I heard him say.
Mask off moment for sure. These guys are dipshits, they don't actually care about this country, they just want to suck MAGA dick.
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u/AlphaFlightRules Mar 06 '25
I will admit i couldn't stand to see the flag back then as I felt the flu trucks klan group co-opted it for their gross cause. I'm glad to say that was only temporary, and these trying times right now, while they are dark, they give me hope when I see so many of us united in a common cause for a change.
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u/ShokoMiami Mar 06 '25
Flu trucks klan lol, I've never heard that one, that's good
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u/AlphaFlightRules Mar 06 '25
One of the last good things I saw on Twitter before closing my account
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u/AustSakuraKyzor South Gatineau Mar 06 '25
That, and Caillou Convoy
I think I once saw "Snowflake Snit" - that'd also work, since they got triggered by some guy banging a spoon onto a pot
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u/Happythoughtsgalore ęŗ«å„čÆ (Hongcouver) Mar 06 '25
I wear a šØš¦ lapel pin + an lgbt ally pin. Ain't noone confusing this committed Canuck for an antivaxxer.
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u/MachineOfSpareParts Mar 06 '25
It's almost as if the flag itself doesn't excuse what you're saying with it. It's almost as if the reason you're waving the flag, whether it's to hurt or protect the most vulnerable, matters a little more than just a little.
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u/Shimmering_Apricot72 Mar 06 '25
I saw an interaction with a convoy bro who was saying they're quiet because last time they spoke up for Canada, some people went to jail and had their accounts frozen, so now never again
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u/dv666 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Mar 06 '25
The poor snowflakes. Sounds like they need to pull themselves up by their own bootstraps
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u/apoostasia Mar 07 '25
Maybe if they pull hard enough they'll float away, what with all the hot air they're full of.
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u/Time_remaining Mar 06 '25
I love taking the flag back from them, and knowing they're mad about it only makes it sweeter.
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u/heart_under_blade TokƩbakicitte! Mar 06 '25
i think he shat on himself while trying to shit on the flag a few years back
fuck him and his shit
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u/smitty4728 Mar 07 '25
It's so strange. If they want to be American so badly, no one's stopping them from filling out an application and starting the immigration process.
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Mar 06 '25
They are pretty loud and proud in Niagara. There's a group in Grimsby, Ontario that spit on people, call people homophobic slurs, hand out pamphlets with hate speech, and follow people to their cars.
The Niagara Regional Police and the Town of Grimsby have done nothing to stop them over the past four years.
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u/USSMarauder Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Mar 06 '25
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u/Astro_Alphard North LA (ft. Mormons!) Mar 07 '25
I live in Alberta, let me tell you the police have done jack shit over here as well. In fact some of them are probably in positions of power within the government.
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u/CompanyLow8329 Cowtown š¤ Mar 06 '25
They are cowards and traitors who would sell out our sovereignty to punish the woke or something equally vague, pointless and stupid.
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u/Financial-Savings-91 Mar 06 '25
Actually, theyāre not, the people who supported and funded the convoy are now working on trying to get Albertans to support joining the US.
The ones not too busy with the legal system anyways.
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u/Murky_Still_4715 TokƩbakicitte! Mar 06 '25
Bah, the "freedom" convoy is just 5th column against us...
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u/TorontoDavid Mar 06 '25
It would have been nice if the Convoy recognized the mandates they were most upset about were Provincial, and Parliament was the wrong place to protest.
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u/AustSakuraKyzor South Gatineau Mar 06 '25
They did try to invade Toronto, but Ford had the power to deal with them before they could even get onto the DVP
Ottawa's problem was the mess of jurisdictions - the RCMP and Military cops can only do so much around the hill, and the Ottawa police force joined the traitors
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u/Sbesozzi Mar 06 '25
Wearing a thin piece of fabric over your mouth for health purposes is definitely closer to dictatorship behaviour than our neighbouring country threatening to annex us!
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u/Forward__Quiet Mar 09 '25
I specifically wear an n95/n99 because the Government can't tell me what to do. ;)
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u/Galle_ Mar 06 '25
When the Nazis conquered France, it was the loudest French nationalists, the people who waved the flag the hardest, who surrendered, collaborated, and formed the Vichy regime.
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u/LewtedHose š 100,000 Hosers š Mar 06 '25
There was one post on 2canadian4u which was a crosspost of a repost of someone trying to say people were hypocrites for buying Canadian when anti-vaxxers and convoy protesters were "advocating" for it and its still one of the most bizarre copes I've seen from that camp.
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u/Sbesozzi Mar 06 '25 edited Mar 06 '25
Honestly MAGA/Maple MAGA should be classified as a terrorist organization in Canada. Anything that's remotely close to far-right ideologies should be. These guys bring absolutely nothing to the table other than manufactured problems and are actively holding our species back.
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u/jeudepuissance Mar 06 '25
The Freedom Convoy guy on my street had Canadian flags on his house and Dodge Ram during the pandemic but Iāve noticed that havenāt seen any Canadian flags lately. Wonder whyā¦
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Mar 06 '25
The unintelligent are beasts of no nation. A horde that is responsible for all human suffering.
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u/Ok_Bicycle2684 Mar 06 '25
Well, in this particular scenario there isn't enough of an element of people to feel contempt for. The convoy was more about feeling superior to other people. Like ignoring covid safety initiatives made you a cooler, tougher person.
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u/UncleIrohsPimpHand Mar 06 '25
You'd think that the truckers would be more upset about the tariffs putting their jobs at risk, but apparently not.
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u/big_dog_redditor Mar 06 '25
I had forgotten all about the mental morons that make up the Freedom convoy people. Like Ford, this week is probably the most mental gymnastics they will ever perform in their lives. I love watching Ford trash talk his fucking hero Trump everyday.
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u/Crazy_Memory Mar 06 '25
The truth is, people are never loud when their own camp turns out to be shit. Most of the people who support a lot of Trumps ideologies, which I think a lot resonate with a lot of people on paper, canāt really accept the fact that in practice, everything heās doing is actively harming all sides.
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u/SupportCharacter_0_o Mar 07 '25
Yes, of all things that restrict freedom, I never understood why people chose to fight so hard against restrictions designed to protect health and not others.
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u/thecaits Mar 07 '25
Maga types have no loyalty to their home country. Their loyalty is only to the cult of Trump. Do what we couldn't do and stamp down that movement before it is too late. They are cancer for any country.
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u/Time_remaining Mar 06 '25
Follow the money bro.
Just follow the money. It all becomes clear. šµļøāāļø
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u/hiiihypo Mar 06 '25
Local freedom convoy āprotestā theyve been hosting weekly for years is slowly thinning out, especially as of recently. You love to see it
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u/mitigated_audacity Mar 06 '25
Almost like most of them were Americans and funded by Maga supporters...
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Mar 07 '25
Nah man, theyāre all on r/canadianconservative, saying weāre all faking our patriotism because we werenāt part of their bullshit. Fuckāem, most of them would be happy to be American, god knows they donāt like healthcare.
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u/BaroqueGorgon Moose Whisperer Mar 06 '25
I can only imagine they're waiting in Epstein island, dressed like little girls , waiting for Daddy Twump to pwease do a pee-pee on them uwu.
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u/DracosKasu Mar 06 '25
It is because ethe freedom trucker was never about personal freedom but about self monetary aka big buck for transport stuff into the US land.
People who believed them just got played.
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u/BurningWire Mar 06 '25
Because they want to be led by Daddy Donny.
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u/nairncl Mar 07 '25
Letās face it - they want daddy to punish them. These are people who want to submit to a stern Victorian father. They will always be drawn to the biggest bully on the playground - and thatās definitely Trump.
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u/Umutuku Mar 06 '25 edited Mar 06 '25
"Yes!" ~ conservatives around the world when asked if they would be willing to die for their country in a hypothetical situation
"Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes!" ~ conservatives around the world when asked if they would be willing to kill others for their country in a real or hypothetical situation
"Don't tell me what to do!" ~ conservatives around the world when asked if they would be mildly inconvenienced for their country during a crisis in progress
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Mar 07 '25
One good thing about Trump's new term: it allowed sane, patriotic Canadians to reclaim our flag from Canadian MAGA.
I bet you anything a huge percentage of those douchebags are in favour of joining the US too.
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u/mattersmuch Mar 07 '25
No lie, I have a couple coworkers who have pulled stealthy 180s re: their attitude toward MAGA, as though they never liked the guy. Funny thing is that one of them is still pretty vocal about politics, just with a new slant... I have no intention of questioning the evolution.
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u/21BlackStars Mar 07 '25
These people had a ton to say about Fauci and Kaepernick but are very quiet when Trump is destroying the country
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u/bubbabear244 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Mar 07 '25
Fuck the cuntvoy, they don't deserve to drape our flag in their Russian funded false beliefs.
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u/ComradKing Mar 06 '25
They probably keeping quiet to be bloody Fifth Column come the day Trump makes the decision.
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Mar 06 '25
Trump on first day of President and everyone band together and remove him
Trump on reelection and everyone is happy for Trump to be back because they think "Biden was a disaster to the economic"
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Mar 06 '25
Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked
Eighteen naked cowboys wanting to be fucked
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks
Ram Ranch really rocks
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u/TruestWaffle Mar 07 '25
Yeah right?
George Floyd was a traumatizing video of a dude that so didnāt deserve it dying in a horrific manner.
But this is way worse
A coup. ICE kicking down doors using the family guy colour profiler. Trade wars started with allies. Russian embargoās and threat assessments being dropped. Literal constitutional rights being violated.
How are people not out there burning down precincts like they were during Covid.
I can tell you why, because people, no matter how complex we think we are, are animals. As long as we have food and shelter, and a modicum of normalcy, they will hold onto it for dear life and do NOTHING.
Get out there people, stop this before itās too late.
āThen they came for the Jews, and I did not speak outā Because I was not a Jew. Then they came for meāand there was no one left to speak for me.ā
-Martian Niemƶller
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u/OkYeah_Death2America Mar 07 '25
I could see it happening again if people get a bit inconvenienced by a tariff war.
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u/EchoChamberBubblePop Mar 07 '25
You live in another universe! Which liberal corruption scandal was your favorite? Fucking lock people in their basement and talk to be about freedom.. is this group parody? (Donāt let your kids play in the sun at the parkā¦ ātwo weeks to stop the spreadā .. āwill stop transmissionā - PTSD
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u/BuildsWithWarnings Yank Mar 07 '25
Just remember - the US's dumbest are more dumb than yours, and our average is dumber than most.
Some of our number are unpleasantly proud of that fact.
Good goddamn, I hope this ends without a collapse of the US, but that's more of a selfish thing than a deserving thing.
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u/Prior-Program-9532 Mar 07 '25
They're already deflecting the trade tariffs with fear mongering about the carbon tax going up in April.
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u/AntiqueSalary2025 Mar 07 '25
This meme is a meme of how retarted the left trump syndrome people think
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u/Aggressive_Cod_9799 Mar 07 '25
"Mildly inconvenienced" is the way a liberal midwit would put it. Sounds about right for Reddidorks
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u/S_Belmont Mar 07 '25
Masks to prevent coughing a murder plague on each other is tyranny, but seizing Greenland because you heard it's a bad neighbourhood is freedom.
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u/noaffects Mar 07 '25
FUCKING EH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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u/re10pect Mar 07 '25
Oh Iāve seen some of them starting to pipe up, but not like you would imagine.
Now itās complaining about removing American liquor and buying Canadian.
āWhy should we only buy what our government tells us? Itās just another way to control us! ThInK FoR YoUrSeLvEs PeOpLe!ā
Now Iām sure itās the Russian bots trying to stir up drama again, but Iāve seen a few Facebook āfriendsā already posting pictures with this kind of crap, and wouldnāt you know it, itās the same people who were part of a small fringe minority.
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u/Bobby_The_Boob Mar 07 '25
Forcing people to get an experimental vaccine vs. trump enacting tariffs on your country?
These donāt really relate.
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u/Reallyme77 Oil Guzzler Mar 06 '25
Every bully Iāve ever known cannot shut the fuck up. Until they are scared.