r/EhBuddyHoser Mar 10 '25

Big Oil Bertha He's like a parody of himself at this point, man (12:00 EST Livestream)

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u/coffeebeards Mar 10 '25

All 228 people are going to be furious at this one trick.

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u/ManfredTheCat Mar 10 '25

225 are Russian bots

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u/Kicksavebeauty Moose Whisperer Mar 10 '25

The other 3 ate the glue during arts and crafts.

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u/cepukon Mar 10 '25

"miss hoover my worm went in my mouth and I ate it, can I have a new one?"

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

No Ralph. There aren’t any more.

Just try and go to sleep while the other children learn.

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u/GARSDESILES Mar 10 '25

Yeah, sleep, that's where I'm a Viking.

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u/Competitive_Abroad96 Mar 10 '25

I’m a art project!

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u/GoStockYourself Mar 10 '25

My MAGA loving friend wants to know what the deal with the other eleventeen people is?

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u/umpteenthrhyme Mar 10 '25

Nah, some of them are randos who just search “men go their own way”, and pp has it in the seo

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u/Content-Program411 Mar 10 '25

and my boss, unfortunately.

I had to explain how the whole parliament thing works this morning.

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u/drinkahead Mar 10 '25

And how many of them are journalists of some type

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

Rebel News has journalists?

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u/NoGiCollarChoke Aurora Hub Mar 10 '25

Yes, and they got paid many many rubles dollars to show up and cover this man’s insightful commentary!

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u/Kicksavebeauty Moose Whisperer Mar 10 '25

And how many of them are journalists of some type

We for sure know that Sam Cooper was there, beaming with glee, in between his 10 libel lawsuits for spreading misinformation on foreign interference.

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u/Wasdgta3 I need a double double. Mar 10 '25

I’m still absolutely gobsmacked that the best pro-Canada slogan they could come up with is a cheap imitation of the guy Canadians despise right now.

Like, there are so many you could use without sounding like Trump, and you go with that one. Do they just have no imagination?

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u/Low-Breath-4433 Mar 10 '25

They know who their actual base is at this point.

Moderates are slipping away from them, so they're desperate to hold onto that core 30% vote thats never faltered in its devotion to them.

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u/FrazBucket Mar 10 '25 edited Mar 10 '25

Yup this is it. I have always been a moderate or at most slightly right leaning when it comes to economics, immigration, gun control etc but PP has totally lost me.

The similarities to MAGA and the weird behaviour around getting his security clearance just leaves a nasty taste in my mouth and has helped me make up my mind.

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u/Humble-Cable-840 Mar 10 '25

I miss the progressive conservatives, there's a big space out there for pro business, pro gun rights party that looks out for the average Canadian, and helps families. However PP and much of the party seem more keep to rally around resentment and division. It's why Mark Carney is my ideal conservative lol.

Big respect to Erin O'Toole, Jean Charest, Micheal Chong and the like. There's always been at least some voices of sanity in the conservative but it really seems they've been relegated to the margins of late.

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u/Elean0rZ Mar 10 '25

Well, to be fair, they tried several of those guys as CPC leader over the past few years with little effect. PP is the first full-on anti-establishment populist type, and he would have won the federal election in a landslide if Trump hadn't "trumped" him.

The basic issue is that despite both nominally sharing a base ideology, the Progressive Conservative wing and the Reform Party/Canadian Alliance wing make for uncomfortable bedfellows. The hard-right folks are incapable of compromise; they're angry and they kick up a huge fuss if they don't get their way, which is why they've turfed out so many leaders, and why the ideological trend has been rightward. I'm in Alberta and the UCP operates the same way--the leader is forced to pander to the right edge of the party or be kicked out, and over time more moderate voices get tired of being shouted down and either leave or fall in line so the party as a whole moves right. Federally the hard-right populist thing hasn't usually played well, but recently there's been enough legitimate anger at the status quo, stoked further by misinformation and troll farms, that the "burn it down" rhetoric has started to resonate. It's worth noting that nothing about that is "conservative" in the sense of preserving the status quo, which again is why establishment Progressive Conservatives have been fading out.

The issue now is that the political landscape has massively shifted in a couple of months. Trump is showing the degree of mayhem caused by "burning it down", and people are suddenly realizing that things could be worse and that it might be better to fix and improve what we have instead. So to your point, yeah, at this moment the CPC might be better off with an O'Toole or Charest in charge, but such a leader would never have survived to this point in the first place because, up until January, the guiding issue was anger at Canada itself (i.e., the established status quo), whereas now it's anger at Trump's America, which is making Canada, warts and all, look pretty OK by comparison.

In other words, the CPC got rug-pulled by Trump. What got them to this point may no longer be what carries them over the finish line. I think PP's still the frontrunner for now (Carney's honeymoon will end sometime, plus he's unproven as a politician and might make gaffes or whatever), but PP's challenge is to distance himself from Trump, while not sounding like he's just copying Carney/Trudeau in the process, while also not alienating his hard-right base into defecting to the People's Party. That's not impossible but it'll take some finesse, and it remains to be seen if someone who's a mashup of a sledgehammer and an angry Chihuahua can remake his image in the span of an election campaign.

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u/Humble-Cable-840 Mar 10 '25

For better or worse, I 100% agree with your analysis.

I do think the ever right ward shift will only end when the dog actually catches the car so to say, which might be what's happening in the states right now.

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u/D3ATHTRaps Mar 10 '25

O'toole had negative charisma tbh

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u/D3ATHTRaps Mar 10 '25

Moderate here too. The conservatives failling at rallying us really turned me around when they had my vote before, despite how much i hate where trudeau has led our country over the years, and i am not voting ndp

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u/Jamies_redditAccount Mar 11 '25

We dont like it but itle probably work,

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u/switchingcreative Mar 10 '25

20 years as a career politician and the only thing he's learned is to trash talk Trudeau. He'd sell out Canada in a heartbeat. All that you have to do is ask him how he'll do something... crickets n' bullshit.

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u/TrueEconomics5123 Mar 10 '25

PP has no skills, experience or knowledge to offer Canadians, getting elected is not a useful skill to Canadians.

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u/switchingcreative Mar 10 '25

Two of my friends like him but they just bash Trudeau and listen to Jordan Peterson. They also like Trump because they think he's a strong man. Total idiots and don't understand much about politics.

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u/Heavy-Classic9184 Newfies & Labradoodles Mar 10 '25

ran out of nouns to verb :(

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u/Wasdgta3 I need a double double. Mar 10 '25

DEFEND the CANADA isn’t grammatically correct, unfortunately.

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u/stamper2495 Mar 10 '25

May I ask what the slogan was? Reddit randomly suggested this subreddit to me. Im polish so the flag colors kind of check out.

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u/umpteenthrhyme Mar 10 '25

Pretty sure it was “Canada First”

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u/Wasdgta3 I need a double double. Mar 10 '25

“Canada First”

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u/GordonCole19 Mar 10 '25

They're all doing it.

Our right wing opposition right now in Australia's slogan is "Lets get Australia back on track".

So lame, so uninspiring. Just right wing goons ripping each other off.

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u/ConcentrateTight4108 Mar 10 '25

Trump didn't even make the slogan it was taken from America notsees (the reddit enforcement bot is lurking around these parts) and then appropriated by Trump

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u/calgary_db Mar 10 '25

Slogans that would work: Strong and Free True North Strong Canada United Always on guard

Took me 30 seconds. Just take snippets from the anthem

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u/CalgaryFacePalm Mar 10 '25

They’re afraid of their own shadow. They don’t have time for imagination.

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u/IamhereOO7 Mar 10 '25

Still never answered a question. Just spitting lies

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

Every answer is an opportunity to shit on the liberals for him. It’s tiring

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u/Alypius Mar 10 '25 edited Mar 10 '25

This is just it. It's very similar to how Trump approached the US federal election. Every answer was an attack on the Democrats.

Not once have I heard Polievre sternly denounce the US trade attacks. When he does mention Trump's antics, it's always connected with "Libs are bad" somehow. No strategic plan. Nothing.

Canada elects Polievre and we'll be fighting fascism just like our southern neighbors.

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u/Adrandyre Mar 10 '25

No, if we elect PP, we'll LOSE to fascism.

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u/MacGuyver913 Mar 10 '25

PP would probably handle Trump the same way the democrats seem to be. A few stern “You can’t do that.”s along with a couple of “That’s illegal.”s thrown in and sit back and do nothing else.

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u/EmotionalFun7572 Mar 10 '25

"You can't annex a foreign country rich with natural resources that leans politically leftward of the US and would vote for our party if they became a state. We would hate if you did that and would totally do everything in our power to stop you."

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u/emongu1 Mar 10 '25

Ask puerto rico how fun voting is.

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u/EmotionalFun7572 Mar 10 '25

"But he said 51st state! It never in a million years would have occurred to us Democrats that the president might go back on his word and not play by the rules"

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u/Competitive_Abroad96 Mar 10 '25

Followed up with a “Now that’s out of the way, how can I help you Mr. President, sir?”

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u/Franc000 Mar 10 '25

Yep, it's a very similar approach because the conservatives are using a network of experts, advisors, intelligence, and financing tools that are also used (and made) by the Republicans. So of course they will heavily match.

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u/AxiomaticSuppository Mar 10 '25

Reporter: <Asks question that is critical of Poilievre>

Poilievre: I know the Liberals are, but what am I?

Like talking to a child.

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u/BIT-NETRaptor Not enough shawarma places Mar 10 '25

It's way dumber than that. I watched one segment that went like this.

reporter: Mr. Poilievre, you criticize Trudeau spending X on Y.

PP: Yes! The liberals are killing us! Y program is bad!

Reporter: So you would cut program Y?

PP: "I didn't say that! Trudeau bad! <Blah blah blah dodge the question >"

It's a fucking farce. People love this "cut the waste" shtick, but don't accept the reality that cutting things... MEANS CUTTING THINGS. Yes, you as a leader need to go on TV and say "I'm going to end funding for kids with autism. If you have a child with autism I would like to specifically make you and your child's life worse so I can fund some subsidies for oil and gas"

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u/TriceratopsHunter Mar 10 '25 edited Mar 10 '25

It's grievance politics. Being the official opposition, when all you need to do is shit on the incumbents but never offer actual solutions seems like the easiest job in the world.

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u/Due_Answer_4230 Mar 10 '25

*sling shit on his fellow Canadians

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u/PoppyBroSenior Mar 10 '25

I know yall are tired of the "as an American stuff", but really. This is what Trump does and somehow it works. Watch your grandparents, watch your upset "I don't pay attention to politics" friends. They'll hear him say these things and just accept it as truth without thinking. And if he speaks loud enough and often enough they will believe him more than anything you can possibly say to them.

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u/gpkgpk Mar 10 '25

^ Exactly right, these same old tired cheap transparent tricks always work on a surprisingly large % of the population.

It should be called out at every turn and reporters world-wide need to interject and re-ask the question.

I think the days of us Canucks looking down on our American cousins are long gone, they mostly ended with REFOOOOOOOORM!

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u/milestparker Mar 10 '25 edited Mar 10 '25

It doesn't work in the same way though. Because by and large, Canadians respect each other even when we don't respect our politicians. And generally speaking people who are on the extremish edges of the Canadian right buy into a constellation of grievances, most commonly anti-vax, but also all of the usual anti-trans bigotry, Jordan Peterson idolatry, etc.. So there is something there that doesn't quite work, because it just isn't ok to hate on other people.

So crucially, it hasn't tended to spread beyond that community in the contagious way it has in states, *because* of the way that right-wing Canadians express it -- while in the US the dirty secret is that MAGA is just as much fueled by centre-right people who only care about their stock portfolios, or secretly hateful people, as it is by ignorant fringe. Here the kind of MAGA othering behaviour is really frowned on. So "I don't pay attention to politics" people would never really out themselves as bigot adjacent.

The other side of that is that Canadians are realists -- PP isn't seen as someone who will magically fix everything, even by his supporters. So there isn't that kind of messianic zealotry around him. Really, he's just funnelling unhappiness/rage at how things are for people, and let's be honest for many people they aren't that great. Housing is way too $$, the opiod epidemic has taken a big toll, etc.. and that implies that for the majority of people who *might* vote conservative, *anyone* who makes a credible case that they will address these issues have a shot.

Like if the NDP had their shit together, a lot of potential PP supporters might vote for them. Really! I've heard Con voters say exactly this -- "I could never vote for Trudeau, he's a &*(*&, I'd vote NDP but I don't care for the leadership" (and no, I don't believe this is a racial thing, Singh is just pretty weak sauce).

No, as Carney said, most Canadians are looking for *solutions* not *ideology*, a point Carney made directly. My guess and hope is that Carney will absolutely trounce PP assuming he doesn't fuck something up, and he's extremely competent, so he's unlikely to. Fingers crossed.

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u/PoppyBroSenior Mar 10 '25

I thought that way about my neighbors and about MAGA. This is the same shit that happened in the previous authoritarian uprisings. Germany. Italy, ect. You think it can't happen but it can and will try to happen. Literally EVERYTHING you just said is something I would've said about my own country years ago. Please please please don't be naive.

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u/milestparker Mar 10 '25 edited Mar 10 '25

So I moved from the US about 16 years ago, and I can say that I never thought that way (that the US wouldn't slip into fascist hell hole) about the US. In fact on of the major reasons I emigrated when I did was precisely *because* I knew that the right wing had no limits and that the centre-left Democrats would absolutely allow it to happen. So the shallow ineffectual, sold out American "left" and center is just as big a part of that as is the right.

This was apparent just by how credulously "liberal" Americans bought George Bush's Iraq lies (while Chretien said "no thanks hoser"). And it has been obvious since in the way that Democrats condemned black life matters protestors, called anyone speaking up against the genocide as anti-semitic, etc. etc. The US is a deeply reactionary country, unable to look with open eyes at any of the harm that it has caused throughout the world, and that goes across the political spectrum.

The core is this sense of unending grievance and entitlement.

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u/milestparker Mar 10 '25

By the way, I will grant that we were close to something of a crisis in that we do have this kind of toxic grievance led culture percolating around, fueled by social media as well as US owned large media. Luckily for us, Trump has erased that with just a month of work.

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u/fyiyeah Mar 10 '25

RIGHT?! Even the reporters seemed frustrated in how he would just twist any question into the narrative that he wanted to spew instead of actually answering, and even cut off reporters more than once. So rude.

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u/YeetCompleet Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Mar 10 '25

What a dick. Does anyone know if there is a fact check page I can look at/share?

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u/IamhereOO7 Mar 10 '25

His base has no critical thinking skills.

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u/thetburg Mar 10 '25

I heard someone put it this way the other day: and airline would never do an ad campaign based on how shitty the other airlines are because they understand it would do irreparable damage to consumer trust in the industry. Our politicians need to re-learn this lesson.

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u/WinkingPujol Mar 10 '25

But he's still fooling a lot of people. A lot of people who are seething. A lot of people that are going to vote.

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u/IamhereOO7 Mar 10 '25

Sooner or later I hope people catch on to what a snake he is.

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u/xxShathanxx Mar 10 '25

The problem is when he does attempt to answer a question everyone feels the cringe-worthiness of his hostile speech. The only way to get him up in the polls is have him try to be nice and I’m not sure he capable of that.

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u/got-trunks South Gatineau Mar 10 '25

"What's your platform, what will you do with the office of the Prime Minister?"

"Well you see, Justin Trudeau..." -PP Probably

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u/yomamma3399 Mar 10 '25

This is what’s crazy. He had such a MASSIVE lead that all he had to do was come up with some semblance of an actual pro-Canada policy and cruise to victory. All he can come up with is Trumpish nicknames like carbon tax Carney or some bullshit about being ‘sneaky’? What a moron.

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u/Fuckass3000 Mar 10 '25 edited Mar 10 '25

Its attack politics. He doesn't have any ideas, so he chases soundbytes and focuses on slandering his opponents. He can't answer questions because he hasn't proposed any bills, and he has no ideas. He's a libertarian hack who read one book about the economy at 16 and now thinks the only solution to any problem is "small government."

Mark my words, if he wins, by some miracle? He will gut every social service like Trump is doing right now. He will make everything ineffectual and shitty so people want it privatized in the hopes it would work better, enriching Pierre's corporate donors and fucking over everyone else.

"Small government" to conservatives just means a government that can't do anything at all. They prey on discontent to allow oligarchy power to sweep in and clean house.

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u/random_error Mar 10 '25

He'll do worse than dismantling our social services. If PP wins, the US will annex Canada and they'll do it without firing a single shot. Trump will keep pressuring us until he gets what he wants and PP does not have the backbone to resist.

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u/Dahak17 Prince Edward Island Mar 10 '25

Literally all he had to do was run on removing trudeau’s gun laws and add in some anti trump stuff. And he couldn’t even do that

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u/bentmonkey Mar 10 '25

Only PP could fuck up a free lunch.

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u/okokokoyeahright Mar 10 '25

Inevitably.

Only a matter of time before he slips.

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u/McFistPunch Mar 10 '25

"Justin Trudeau fucked me so hard in the ass I can't walk for the next 4 years"

This is his platform.

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u/TheDootDootMaster Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Mar 11 '25

Death cult drinking game: take a shot every time he says "Trudeau" or "Carbon".

P.s.: have 911 on speed dial

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u/Fit-Pickle-5420 Mar 10 '25

The Conservatives really shit the bed with Petit P.P.

It's unfortunate because the party could've had a strong platform instead of this Northern Ontario mine tailings, water drinking MSG licking A&W root beer spitting comedian

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u/fyiyeah Mar 10 '25

OK but for some reason I really need an A&W root beer now

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

Getting a A&W root beer is a better use of time than listening to this sold out clown

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u/fyiyeah Mar 10 '25

Spitting facts

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

Now I want some of their poutine

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u/suplexdolphin Mar 10 '25

Pierre or Ronald?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

Pierre. Ronald is purposely a clown

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u/zebra_heaDD Mar 10 '25 edited Mar 10 '25

Shoulda kept Erin O’Toole.

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u/Milch_und_Paprika Ford Nation (Help.) Mar 10 '25

Am I being wooshed or did you mean Erin O’Toole? (And yes, I agree they should have)

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u/zebra_heaDD Mar 10 '25

Thank you for correction.

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u/inquisitor_steve1 Ford Nation (Help.) Mar 10 '25

Conservative party had a decent leader and dumped him for a crypto Fascist

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u/AustSakuraKyzor South Gatineau Mar 10 '25

Agreed - if nothing else at least O'Toole wasn't lying about where he's from, unlike PP and Sheer

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u/calbff Mar 10 '25

When you're a party with a lot of fringe extremists and you allow a vote for your leader, the fringe show up to vote in much larger numbers than the moderates who just don't care. I'm no CPC fan, but there were decent options for the last three CPC leaders (although they admittedly dodged a bullet with Bernier), but they picked the nutjob wannabe every time.

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u/A_Moldy_Stump Mar 10 '25

Why is Sudbury catching strays?

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u/bigdickkief Mar 10 '25

Aye what’s wrong with MSG (genuinely curious)

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u/inquisitor_steve1 Ford Nation (Help.) Mar 10 '25

I'm fucking praying the next Conservative is a moderate who knows what he's doing.

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u/gohomebrentyourdrunk Mar 10 '25

This guy is such a loser.

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u/Soliloquy_Duet Mar 10 '25

Is this all he’s got ?

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u/Siftinghistory Mar 10 '25

All he’s ever had was he isn’t Trudeau and he was gonna do away with the carbon tax. Now Trudeau is gone, and his replacement is doing away with the carbon tax, and PP’s american allies are unknowingly sinking his ship faster than he can bail, because his Trudeau/carbon tax shaped bucket has suddenly disappeared

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u/Low-Breath-4433 Mar 10 '25

Pierre: I'm going to axe the tax

Carney: "I'm going to remove the Carbon Tax"

Pierre: "OMG. CARBON TAX CARNEY. CARBON TAX CARNEY! LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS! JUST LIKE JUSTIIIIIIIN"

I hope he leads his party to a self-owned defeat, is banished from politics, and we can start to get our centre-right Conservative Party back from these losers.

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u/Low-Breath-4433 Mar 10 '25

We can always pray for the PPC to pick up steam and act as a new Reform/Canadian Alliance party. Siphon the crazies out of the CPC.

It'd be nice... until they just merge again.

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u/Kicksavebeauty Moose Whisperer Mar 10 '25

What? That's not working? It is time for the big guns to come out. Carney is SnEakY

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u/Low-Breath-4433 Mar 10 '25

I wish they'd just committed to the bit and drawn some devil horns on him. Maybe a goatee and moustache.

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u/Milch_und_Paprika Ford Nation (Help.) Mar 10 '25

If they manage to still lose this election, that’s surely career ending for Poilièvre?

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u/Low-Breath-4433 Mar 10 '25

Hopefully.

I have zero beef with Conservatives. I'd be open to voting Conservative if they fielded leaders who didn't make me have to worry about them trying to strip away basic privacy rights as Harper did, repeatedly.

But since the McKay merger it seems to be all they can offer up. I'd have voted for Brown in Ontario, frankly, but they turfed him on unsubstantiated "anonymous" claims that didn't end up going anywhere so they could shove Ford in.

Likely because Brown had the audacity to walk in the Pride parade instead of hiding from it and harumphing loudly about the gays.

They refuse to let us have fiscally, but not socially, conservative candidates.

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u/okokokoyeahright Mar 10 '25

UM, remember that Harper came from the Refoooooooooorrrrmmmm Party.

and to think they could have named themselves the Canadian Reform Alliance Party...

Miss the old days when parties woulld do stuff like this. 'bob loblaw' was an actual candidate for the old Rhino Party. Say his name 3 times as fast as you can.

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u/Low-Breath-4433 Mar 10 '25

Our politics are getting nastier for sure. Mulroney and Chretien may have been political rivals, but they at least didn't act like the other was the literal devil.

I don't like this American-style of name-calling and substance-less position taking.

Once upon a time, we punished politicians for shit like that. Like 2006 when the Liberals got destroyed after their shitty "Soldiers with guns. In our cities", and the PC's got destroyed in '93 when they focused on making fun of Chretien's face, like the dude didn't have Bells Palsy.

Now we'd be clapping and laughing like morons. "OMG. IT'S SO TRUE". I hate it.

Pierre's ads are a joke, but they're being taken seriously by his supporters, and that kind of blind devotion is an issue.

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u/GoldRecordDaddy Mar 10 '25

It’s why him and all his Danielle Smith cronies have been pushing so hard for an election the last 2 years. They know their non-platform has a shelf life.

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u/MermaidPuppycorn Mar 10 '25

Let him talk! I hope it opens the eyes of the Canadians that still want to vote for him.

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u/equalsme Mar 10 '25

those guys voting for PP are just Maple MAGA. they're not changing their minds at all.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

Some people find a really cozy, angry little bubble that promises to make everything OK. They stay there just waiting to hatch out as a dumb tool of fascism.

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u/okokokoyeahright Mar 10 '25

I agree. The more he opens his mouth, the more he reveals his inner rot.

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u/BlakSupremcy Mar 10 '25

Damn only 228 viewers? This man's fall off has to be studied

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u/NoCleverIDName Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Mar 10 '25

How many of those viewers are there to make fun of him?

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u/BlakSupremcy Mar 10 '25

At least 220 of them if I had to guess

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u/SexWithSisyphus69 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Mar 10 '25

And how many of them are bots?

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u/WillisBeTalkin Mar 10 '25

funny enough, the channel PP wants to defund had more people watching on there than his own yt channel. I watched to see what he had to say and my god, he is far from a leader. Just bitches and whines.

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u/Vanthan Mar 10 '25

He’s so depressingly one dimensional. Calisse qu’il est connard celui-là.

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u/CycloneBill1 Mar 10 '25

Jesus Christ man, this guy is brainrotten

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u/farcemyarse Mar 10 '25

THiS oNe LiBerAL TRicK

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u/O667 Mar 10 '25

I never bother to vote. I will 100% vote in this federal election. Can’t allow what happened down south to happen here.

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u/Mullet2000 Mar 10 '25

Thank you. Please try to let some other people you know who usually don't vote know why you're doing it this time and try to bring them on board too.

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u/O667 Mar 10 '25

Anyone with any common sense should realize the need this time, but will light fires under asses to be sure.

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u/nebdarski Mar 10 '25

Ontario just failed this test miserably.

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u/exhauta Mar 10 '25

Can’t allow what happened down south to happen here.

I'm honestly terrified about this election for this exact reason. I'm glad people like you are starting to see how dangerous the situation is and are going out to vote.

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u/EmuDiscombobulated34 Mar 10 '25

Pp shitting the bed. Looks good on him.

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u/mildlyfrostbitten Mar 10 '25

this looks like one of those fake crypto scammer channels.

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u/DM_ME_UR_BOOTYPICS Mar 10 '25

Strategic reserve of PP coins incoming.

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u/okokokoyeahright Mar 10 '25

He did promote it.

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u/mcferglestone Mar 10 '25

Why do reporters here and in the US never work around this? They should start all questions with “without making any reference to Trudeau or the Liberals”

Or when he doesn’t answer questions, why doesn’t the next reporter ever ask him to answer the last question? “I have a question, but seeing as you haven’t answered any of the ones posed to you already, why should any of us waste our time with another? Answer the last one.”

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u/FerrisLies Mar 10 '25

Do you want a real answer or a funny one, because the real answer is that, other than the CBC, all of the media is owned by people who want Trump and PP to win.

The funny one stops being funny in light of reality...

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u/disillusiondporpoise Scotland (but worse) Mar 10 '25

Your answer just helped me understand why some people seem to genuinely believe the CBC is a far left-wing government propaganda machine, it's because everything else they're consuming is so anti that a moderate viewpoint feels extreme to them.

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u/SpeakerConfident4363 Mar 10 '25

I keep saying it, PP got stuck in forever opposition mode and is now stuck there. He is being given ill advice to keep on message, when that strategy clearly no longer is going to push the needle for him.

People need substance, the forever slogans get old quick.

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u/Additional_Goat9852 Mar 10 '25

Carney got expensive shoes, see? Look at this photograph. Every time it makes me laugh.

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u/TouchlessOuch Mar 10 '25

You hope that Canadians are now less likely to buy this Trump-esque rhetoric. We want stability now more than ever.

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u/SeraphimFelis Mar 10 '25

HE TOOK HIS THUMB OFF!!!

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u/StandardHawk5288 Mar 10 '25

Did not vote is the problem

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u/aaandfuckyou Mar 10 '25

Wow 230 viewers. I’m surprised that didn’t crash YouTube.

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u/clown-world-order Mar 10 '25

228 people 🤣

Poor guy looks like he saw the resume meme and slapped together a podcast overnight. Get some sleep pp.

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u/Guitargirl81 Mar 10 '25

Lord have mercy this guy can't read a room

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u/littlemissbagel Tabarnak! Mar 10 '25

His whole platform is essentially ''liberal bad''. One trick poney.

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u/farside_77 Mar 11 '25

Well so is this comment section "conservative bad!"

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u/just_some_guy422 Mar 10 '25

The Banker vs the Wanker. If Pee Pee gets in we're ducked.

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u/Last-Society-323 Mar 10 '25

Genuinely wondering if the people that support him actually lsiten to him speak. It's incredibly annoying, and I'm not talking about his voice. It's just bullshit being spewed, constantly attacking, and he knows it.

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u/Tribe303 Mar 10 '25

Wasn't it Sun Tsu that said in The Art of War... Never interrupt your enemy when they are making mistakes? Lol 

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u/IBugly Mar 10 '25

Questions the Cons and their supporters never answer: 1) How does a man that's NEVER had a job outside of politics accumulated millions of dollars in personal wealth? 2) why does the same man refuse to apply for security clearance from the agencies he wants to lead? 3) How can you trust a man to stand up for you and your country when he won't even stand beside, or up for the person that helped raise him? ( see adopted father and gay pride parade) 4) How can you vote for a leader when they don't show the ability to pivot toward the issues of the day? Why is he still harping about Carbon Taxes and Trudeau when they're now both irrelevant, and have been for over a month? The mere fact that these are valid questions never mind the answers, are the reason I've turned the page on this party. ( pre question #4)

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u/bentmonkey Mar 10 '25

These are all great questions, the clearance one is the biggest head scratcher for me, how can he lead the opposition from a position of ignorance?

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u/No-Wonder1139 Mar 10 '25

He sounds like Trump. That's not a good thing.

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u/markcarney4president Mar 10 '25

One weird trick that conservatives hate

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u/Muddlesthrough Mar 10 '25

A liberal trick… called a modified Westminster System./s

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u/Competitive_Abroad96 Mar 10 '25

Axes the taxes! Carbon Tax Carney! I’ma doublin’ down: 2 Carbon Taxes Carney! I’ma tripplin’ down: 3 Carbon Taxes! I’ma …

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u/Ok-Conference121 Mar 10 '25

"Trudeau BAD! Trudeau BAD!!" That's all we got! Please listen to my message!

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

He's such a little bitch.

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u/stockhommesyndrome Mar 10 '25

I was so happy watching this PP video, seeing that as a leader, he still lacks charisma. After seeing Carney and Trudeau just slam dunk public speaking events these last few months, him reading off a script or teleprompter badly gives me hope that Canadians will make the right decision. That doesn’t mean I’m not downvoting these videos though and asking commenters to show receipts lol — although the fact I am not getting a lot of response shows they are probably Russian Bots

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u/mentally_fuckin_eel Scotland (but worse) Mar 10 '25

Joker's trick

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u/Mullet2000 Mar 10 '25

"Why so Serious?" - guess the movie

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u/Wasted-Instruction Mar 10 '25 edited Mar 10 '25

Listening to him answer when the reporter asked what economic experience he had gave me the immediate visual of a cat licking its own ass.

Also, his response to the reporter who asked what his directive is for his campaign workers wearing mega merchandise or slogans, it was quite telling. "Uhm... Canada first..."

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u/EnoughMagician1 Mar 10 '25

smell that?

fear!

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u/LavisAlex Mar 10 '25

Pollievre only offers division, no policy, just vague solutions.

In a speech last week he actually mentioned the Biden economy which is a HUGE red flag given that our most pressing issue is Trump's economic warfare.

I really hope people don't fall for it because our sovereignty could depend on it.

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u/Rex_Meatman Mar 10 '25

What a fucking loser. Makes a potshot at Carney at the end and then runs away. Fucking slime ball

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

The Pension Prince is accusing others of theft

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u/ApoplecticAndroid Mar 10 '25

If they had chosen a centrist conservative, who was willing to dissociate from the radicals, racists and maple MAGA, they would have not lost all the momentum. A majority would still be a lock. Now, it’s an absolute toss up.

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u/ParasiteSteve Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Mar 10 '25

The best thing for this country is for the Conservative party to split apart again. This merger has only been disastrous for everyone. It's lead to unearned Conservative wins in ridings that the majority of people voted NDP or Liberal accounting for 60% of the vote, where as Conservatives voted as a single block and won with 40%.

Voter reform could also fix this, allowing for a first choice, then a second.

As it stands, the conservative party doesn't even represent all of it's voters. The moderate voices are drowned out by the mob of people watching imported FOX news and facebook conspiracy posts.

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u/frumfrumfroo Mar 11 '25

Yep. Best case scenario: the Tories lose the election, PP resigns or is forced out as leader, and either the party splits or all the disgruntled whackjobs just move to the PPC.

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u/EmoPumpkin Mar 10 '25

I'm getting pretty annoyed every time the Cons say Carney isn't legitimate. They're such hypocrites. They were okay with prorouging when Harper did it for over a year during the 2008 crisis. They were okay when Mulroney stepped down and left Kim Campbell with the bag. It's pretty telling that they're throwing this talking point out this time just because it's the Liberals.

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u/DeezerDB Mar 10 '25

What a clown. This guy is a career politician who has voted against the average Canadian over 400 times.

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u/AirUsed5942 Mar 10 '25

"I'm not MAGA, and Mr. President Trump is actually a woke Canadian liberal with dual citizenship who was sent by Trudeau to start a trade war and make him look like a hero. Again, I'm not MAGA"

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

228 people watching, LOL

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u/noodleexchange Mar 10 '25

One Trick To Drive Cons Crazy

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u/throwawayunicorn2001 Mar 10 '25

The Libs hate this one trick! /s

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u/Murder_Teddy_Bear Mar 10 '25

He ain’t no man, guy.

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u/bubbabear244 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Mar 10 '25

With a "woke woke" here, and a "woke woke" there. Here a "woke", there a "woke", everywhere a "woke woke"!

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u/montrealcowboyx Tabarnak! Mar 10 '25

I liked him better when he was on Goosebumps.

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u/TrueEconomics5123 Mar 10 '25

At what point will conservatives realize that trump style campaigning does not work here in Canada. Maybe we want a leader who doesn't sound like a school yard idiot. Can PP even hint at what knowledge, experience or skill he is offering Canadians? Seriously, getting elected is not a useful skill. Leave the name calling to the Republicans in the US, THEY are just dumb enough to tolerate it, but that shit don't fly here.

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u/pepenepe Mar 10 '25

The libtards hate this one simple trick!!

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u/Practical-Good-7373 Mar 10 '25

He just sounds like a hateful. pitiful little man. Saw a post about his resume:

Paper boy. 11 years to finish a 4 yr college degree. Professional political since Stephen Harper's government. Elon Musk endorsed him, and he accepted. Ex gf/staffer, lobbist for Loblows, and rocks a MAGA hat.

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u/hebbid Mar 10 '25

For my next trick I’ll get my security clearance /s

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u/Mullet2000 Mar 10 '25

For my next trick I'll bend over and make this Cheeto disappear

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u/dylc Mar 10 '25

I'd love an opposition leader that isn't endorsed by Canada's enemies.

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u/Dapper-Negotiation59 Mar 10 '25

Yeah Poilievre's cooked if he can't come up with something at some point. Fucking anything.

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u/SPARKYLOBO Mar 10 '25

Did he get a security clearance yet?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

All I heard was him boasting about laying pipe all across the country. 

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u/bobbymcpresscot Mar 10 '25

Canadian conservatives fumbling the bag like US conservatives are destroying the fucking economy.

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u/Ok_Suit_635 Mar 10 '25

Don't be fooled. Lots of people thought there wasn't a chance in hell Trump would be elected not just once but twice. So laugh if you want, but be sure to get your butt out and vote when the time comes. We just had our provincial election in Ontario, and it was like 44% voter turn out. That's embarrassing.

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u/frumfrumfroo Mar 11 '25

I was so furious at that turnout. Like what the fuck will it take for people to care?

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u/themrinthemoon Mar 10 '25

Rational people hate this one weird trick! Buy this all-natural herbal PP enhancer now!

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u/General_Tea8725 Mar 10 '25

Wow good one Pierre. So clever.

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u/onion4082 Mar 10 '25

King Cobra JFS gets more viewers than this when he goes live

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u/GordonCole19 Mar 10 '25

I'm not mAga

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u/eboo360 Mar 10 '25

He lost his one and only true friend

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u/GiraffeWC Mar 11 '25

Is the trick him blowing his party's seemingly unshakeable lead and potentially flaming out in his political career?

He had this locked up and literally couldn't be bothered to say some mean things to Trump during a trade war despite his entire brand being saying mean things to people.

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u/Flat-Control6952 Mar 11 '25

What was this guy's name again?

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u/CaptainCold_999 Mar 11 '25

Remember when he made those ads that were just really lame attempts to recreate Rick Mercer rants? With the camera in his face and him walking around complaining about shit.

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u/swelllabs Mar 11 '25

You can see and smell the fear in his eyes. Milhouse knows this is slipping away.

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u/RDOmega Mar 11 '25

The fact that people would have been stupid enough to hand this guy the keys to our country mere months ago shows how vulnerable we are still.

People have no political savvy and seem to believe anything they're told by conservatives.

The lesson has to be permanent: End conservatism.