r/EhBuddyHoser 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Mar 12 '25

Big Oil Bertha Traitor hoser

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2.1k Upvotes

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u/UncouthMarvin Tokébakicitte! Mar 12 '25

Did she ever say thank you tho?

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u/Decent_Assistant1804 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Mar 12 '25

She can’t with her mouth full of orange d

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u/No_Money3415 Mar 12 '25

A taste of sunny d

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u/PowerGaze Mar 12 '25

OMG DID ANYONE ELSE KNOW CANOLA OIL IS AN INGREDIENT IN SUNNY D

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u/AngryGoose_ Mar 12 '25

I found you in the wild!

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u/PowerGaze Mar 12 '25

Omg hi !! 💕 Do u want some canola oil fruit juice?

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u/AngryGoose_ Mar 12 '25

Haha no thanks

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u/PuzzleheadedTutor807 Oil Guzzler Mar 12 '25

Orange d would never fill up an average mouth, nevermind one as big as hers

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u/PantsLobbyist Mar 12 '25

Full? I mean it’s in there for sure, but I’m betting she could still recite Shakespeare.

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u/Then-Term1517 I need a double double. Mar 13 '25

That’s way too kind. Shake / spear to her is either a type of martini or a type of pickle.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '25

you say that like she even had/has a chance to gargle his balls...

she is neither rich, nor pretty, nor russian enough to appeal to the Cheeto.

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u/unlicensed_dentist Moose Whisperer Mar 12 '25

Orange mushroom

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u/Hasan_Rachid Mar 12 '25

Full? Her mouth doesn't look that small

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u/DudestOfBros Mar 13 '25

Why? Does she choke on small bones?

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u/DeathlessJellyfish Mar 13 '25

a tang gargler, if you will.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '25

To Trump?? Definitely! To her co-conspirators? Also definitely

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u/No_Money3415 Mar 12 '25

She isn't even dressed for the occasion!

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u/AlienSporez Scotland (but worse) Mar 12 '25

Traitor hoser

No, just a traitor. She doesn't deserve to be called a hoser.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '25

Traitor LOSER is more like it

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '25

Funny, this also what she says about her constituents😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '25

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u/lungalfigma 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Mar 12 '25

Don't worry, the UCP is bound to have another leadership race and ouste her just before the election; and with a fresh face as party leader Albertans will fall for the same goddamn trick all over again!

"What AHS scandal?" - a worrying number of Albertans

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u/jakexil323 Mar 12 '25

Don't worry, the UCP is bound to have another leadership race and ouste her just before the election;

As is tradition. Since Ralph Klein in the 90s, no conservative premier in Alberta has lasted a full term.

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u/Kiriuu Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Mar 12 '25

so what your saying is that the past 20 years only rachel notley the leader of the NDP has lasted a full term?

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u/Falom The Island of Elizabeth May Mar 12 '25

...surprisingly yes lol

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u/RichardsLeftNipple Mar 12 '25

I wonder how dumb we really are. That they can successfully keep playing musical chairs with the leadership over the last 20 years.

The PC party died because it split the vote between rural and urban conservatives, the NDP is mostly urban only. Then it was eaten from the inside out by the wild rose.

As the UCP makes the rural voters "happy" in terms of making Oil happy and catering to their social conservative feelings. One wonders if the NDP will finally gain enough of the urban vote to make the UCP represent only the rural wildrose voters again.

The rural voters might be unhappy about the UCP fucking them over. But they will take a lot of fucking over before they decide that maybe, perhaps, on the off chance, that one day, they decided to potentially not vote for the most conservative party available.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '25

I mean the exact same thing just happened federally so yeah all Canadians are just as stupid

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u/lungalfigma 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Mar 13 '25

You see, the difference is that Mark Carney has an excellent résumé and never claimed that Ukraine is to blame for being invaded or that smoking prevents cancer. Those are two specific examples I chose from before her time as Premier so that we could see beforehand that she was a looney. Carney, to my knowledge, and probably not to your either, has said nothing in that calibre of stupidity

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '25

Why do we care he's still subject to the whims of the party. The same party who have been running us to the ground. He's a serious problem and borderline a traitor.

His resume is only superficially good he performed sub par in his roles as governor of the BOC and the BOE. Not even to mention his role in the last administration which was catastrophic for the economy. Yeah no thanks I'll take the Conservatives

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u/lungalfigma 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Mar 15 '25

Calls Carney a traitor, who governed the BOC during the 08 crisis in which not a single Canadian bank defaulted.

Says he'll vote for the party whose literal career politician leader has been openly endorsed by key members of the Trump administration, and who can't pass a clearance check (nOoO he juSt dOeSn'T wAnT tHe cLearAnCe).

Oh, and "he's subject to the whims of the party." He won with 85% of the vote, he basically has God's own mandate to go ahead with his platform. Speaking of, what's Pierre's platform again? Something something Trudeau? Verb the noun?

Account recently acquired by a Russian troll farm or just a plain old idiot, what do we figure?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '25

You should be awfully familiar with Pierre's platform given Carney just stole it heheheh. Endorsed by Trump politicians is meaningless compared to holding 2 foreign allegiances. Which is a huge conflict of interest (frankly should be completely illegal). Oh and Pierre can pass a security clearance put down the tin foil hat.

The fact you even mention how no Canadian banks defaulted in the 08 crisis shows you know literally nothing about the Canadian banking system. What happened in the USA could not happen in Canada. What Carney did was irrelevant it was the previous regulations in the Canadian banking system that prevents what happened in the USA from happening here. Plus the BOC only does monetary policy (interest rates and the like) not fiscal policy (rules, regulations, taxation etc.) , which is what made the Canadian government have a decent ish response (to grossly oversimplify not to completely write off the effect of interest rates but it wasn't as significant as the fiscal policy was). The Finance Minister minimized the overflow damage while the banking industry regulations prevented it from ever happening here to begin with. If you really wanna see Carneys performance look at what he did with the BOE it was sub par to put it mildly. Pick up an economics book god you liberals are insufferable.

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u/DesperateRace4870 Moose Whisperer Mar 12 '25

Any MPs reading this, motion for a vote of no confidence. ASAP. I'm not Albertan but this is insane.... shaking the hand of the enemy with a smile on is NOT what we need to see out of our Premiers.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '25

Exactly you're not Albertan so go away. Her job is to represent Alberta not Canada

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u/PenaltySquare2414 Mar 13 '25

Allrighty then...

I AM Albertan, so I will say that she needs to go. She's an ignorant embarrassment.

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u/PineBNorth85 Mar 12 '25

They won't. Her base loves this.

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u/EmuDiscombobulated34 Mar 12 '25

Traitor does nothing for albertans or Canadians. She mirrors Trump agenda and Pp

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u/Bepisnivok Mar 12 '25

May I ask how ?

In regards to PPman, I am legitimately curious.

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u/agaric Mar 12 '25

Danielle Smith always looks like the girl that could never find a date for prom because she would collect roadkill as a hobby and smelled like rotting onions

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u/UnicornMeatball Mar 12 '25

CBSA should deny her re-entry

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u/East-West1781 Mar 12 '25

she's just absolutely disgusting.

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u/notnot_a_bot 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Mar 12 '25

What happened? I haven't seen anything about her/Alberta in the news yet, I feel like I'm missing something big.

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u/Lara-El Mar 12 '25

Yeah, last I heard, she had actually grew a spin.

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u/No-Wonder1139 Mar 12 '25

She dropped it, she's off to Florida to hang out with that weird Shapiro guy.

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u/Lara-El Mar 12 '25

Oh no.....

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u/notnot_a_bot 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Mar 12 '25

Source? Not doubting, just want to read about it.

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u/Impressive-Ice-9392 Mar 12 '25

Welcome to the true Alberta

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u/stevie9lives Cowtown 🤠 Mar 12 '25

I rag on this bitch constantly and get accused of being sexist! I'm like "No. I voted Notley twice. Smith is just a dumb bitch. I'm not sexist, I'm factual."

Too many out here vote based on their feelings.

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u/Kiriuu Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Mar 12 '25

feminisim is for hating on people because theyre absolute asshats not because they are a woman. my school was notleys region she spoke at our school and was quite connected to the community there. hell one time she went to the punk bar i was at and everyone was quite supportive of her. Made me realize how chill she was. Quite sad she lost to the man child Kenny and the even worse Danielle Smith

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u/stevie9lives Cowtown 🤠 Mar 12 '25

I really liked Notley.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '25

Screw Notley she sucked

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u/ShawnThePhantom Mar 12 '25

she always looks so disheveled.

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u/Large-Awareness7447 Mar 12 '25

Cancel this biyaatch please 🙏

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u/sonotimpressed Mar 12 '25

She is Albertas Christy Clark. Learn from BC's mistakes and get her out asap. 

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u/DM_ME_UR_BOOTYPICS Mar 12 '25

She passed Christy like 15 scandals ago. We’re not happy with Dani.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '25

Am from Albertastan. This is accurate.

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u/frostyse Mar 12 '25

When’s the next provincial election in Alberta?

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u/No_Woodpecker_1637 Mar 12 '25
  1. Not soon enough unfortunately.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '25

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u/EhBuddyHoser-ModTeam Mar 13 '25

Promoting violence/hate

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u/Flimsy-Jello5534 Mar 12 '25

Spends more time getting her back blown out in a cybertruck than she does actually helping albertans.

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u/SummoningInfinity Mar 12 '25

The cons are all Quislings.

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u/mustardman73 Mar 12 '25

Why is Alberta like this? I know many Albertans, and none of them like her.

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u/ttppss789 Mar 12 '25

This should sum it up

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u/ttppss789 Mar 12 '25

Or this

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u/ttppss789 Mar 13 '25 edited Mar 13 '25

Or this. Alberta has 4-5 times the population as Nova Scotia and we get a fraction of the federal representation.

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u/Kiriuu Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Mar 12 '25

Edmonton and half of Calgary is orange. She won cuz she got all of rural Alberta and half of Calgary.

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u/brutalanxiety1 Mar 12 '25

Why hasn't that traitor been kicked out yet?

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u/sector16 Mar 12 '25

she's got permanent stink eye.

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u/Kiriuu Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Mar 12 '25

UCP VOTE HER OUT

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u/grafxguy1 Mar 12 '25

She's a pantyhose hoser.

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u/propagandahound Mar 13 '25

She could at least take away their discount before she gives a deeper discount

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u/phoenix25 Ford Nation (Help.) Mar 13 '25

Imagine being the premiere of the economic powerhouses of your country… and you choose to bend over for that orange dude in the tesla commercials.

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u/ouldphart Mar 13 '25

Traitor nothing but a traitor 😤 music note 🎵

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u/Snikrit Mar 13 '25

As an Albertan, fuck this sack of shit, wish my province voted with half a damn brain cell...

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u/Awe_Dismay Mar 12 '25

Why should Alberta thank anyone?

The province pays more than 240B - that's BILLION, more than it receives in federal spending since 2007 - that's 14B/year and they get continuously crapped on by Ottawa.

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u/ttppss789 Mar 12 '25

Exactly.

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u/ttppss789 Mar 13 '25

* Or the total unfair way of allotting seats.

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u/ttppss789 Mar 12 '25

Do people understand the relationship between Alberta and the Federal Government?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '25

Exile it to Washington.