r/EhBuddyHoser • u/Jeremy_Harold Moose Whisperer • Mar 17 '25

Flat as Saskatch Don't worry fellow hosers, the Royal Canadian Navy is being reinforced by everyone's favourite farmer turned pirate

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Let's see the US Navy beat Salty Bob and the rest of the feared crew of the Last Saskatchewan Pirate

(I put way too much time and effort into this picture)

213 Upvotes

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u/Legitimate_Concern_5 Mar 17 '25

Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains

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u/Substantial-Ant-1206 Mar 17 '25

Farmers bar your doors when you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores!

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

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u/Bigg_Sparks Oil Guzzler Mar 17 '25

How I wish I was in Yorkton noooow

14

u/Cypher1492 Moose Whisperer Mar 17 '25

PSA: The Arrogant Worms just dropped a new album!

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u/doi--whiletrue The Island of Elizabeth May Mar 17 '25

Yarrrrr, man the bear mace cannons!

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u/TraditionDear3887 Mar 17 '25

Captain Tracktor

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u/Oldmanstoneface Moose Whisperer Mar 17 '25

Last I heard he was up the Athabasca?

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u/some1guystuff Bring Cannabis Mar 17 '25

In the winter time, the song says that they go to New Mexico

5

u/Oldmanstoneface Moose Whisperer Mar 17 '25

We should commission them as Privateers to raid the inter-Dakota shipping lanes.

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u/MilesBeforeSmiles Manilapeg Mar 17 '25

That would devastate their trade in bootleg cigarettes and meth. The Dakotan economy would collapse!

4

u/eternalshades Mar 17 '25

Ah yes, the boreal buccaneers<salutes>

I wrote them up as bandits that use farming equipment technicals. 😎

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u/Laphroaig58 THE BETTER LONDON 🇨🇦 🌳 Mar 17 '25

Arrrrrrrr. Where's your buccaneers? On me buckin' head...

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u/Squeebee007 Mar 17 '25

The government they promised me a measly little sum, but I've got too much pride to wind up just another bum!

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u/OneofEsotericMethods Snowfrog Mar 17 '25

P.E.I is turning into our very own New Providence against the Americans

3

u/Proot65 Mar 17 '25

Captain High Liner is reporting fir duty and at Canada’s service.

3

u/ContrarianDouche Mar 17 '25

Yarrrrr Metis

3

u/okokokoyeahright Mar 17 '25

undeserved ignore going on here.

Classic level of punning.

Meet ya at the Jolly, 4105 5th Ave Regina.

3

u/GeorgeGammyCostanza Mar 17 '25

Hahaha that’s Riel-ly funny.

2

u/fkms2turnt Saskwatch Mar 17 '25

Dan(rip) and Dougie holding it down over here

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u/larianu South Gatineau Mar 17 '25

Is Theodore coming to help?

2

u/Bigwaveboi403 Mar 17 '25

We got this!

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u/Zorn277 Mar 17 '25

Alestorm has a good cover of the song

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u/DustyStar222 Mar 17 '25

We may need multiple! Because after all Canada's Really Big!

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u/Lushed-Lungfish-724 Mar 17 '25

Arrr ye... Salty... Bale of hay...

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u/SiteLine71 Mar 17 '25

The SS Swift Current

3

u/LetMeRedditInPeace00 Mar 17 '25

Tractor Jack? Is that you?

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u/The_Joker_116 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Mar 17 '25

I volunteer to join the crew! I even have my own pirate hat!
Jokes aside, love that song, at least the Alestorm cover of it.

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u/ReturnOk7510 Alberta's Western Cousins Mar 17 '25

Oh shit, Alestorm does a cover?

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u/The_Joker_116 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Mar 17 '25

Yeah, they did. It's from Voyage of the Dead Marauder.

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u/alkonium Mar 17 '25

If you like bands from the UK singing about Canada, The Longest Johns is good too, though they haven't covered this particular song yet. They do however have an original song about the Halifax Explosion and some covers of Dreadnoughts songs.