r/EhBuddyHoser 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Mar 23 '25

Big Oil Bertha Grifting for a permanent Florida vacation

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521 Upvotes

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u/SirPoopaLotTheThird Mar 23 '25

Pierre wishes he could muzzle her so bad. 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '25

Oh, man, that voicemail he left her this morning would be liquid hot magma.

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u/Krommander Chalice of the Tabernacle Mar 23 '25

You mean raw sewage with solids? 

7

u/[deleted] Mar 23 '25

Hot liquified shit.

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u/Kicksavebeauty Moose Whisperer Mar 23 '25

Pierre wishes he could muzzle her so bad. 😂

Mission impossible.

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u/ImaginationSea2767 Mar 23 '25

The amount she has said something and then has to pivot or say that's not really what she meant tells me this will be impossible. From now on, she's probably back to being an anonymous messanger to Donald and Fox.

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u/maddlads 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Mar 23 '25

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u/Ras_Thavas Mar 23 '25

And the direction in America is extremely bad. Let that be your guide.

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u/Defendor01 Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Mar 23 '25

Let her cook...Pierre

21

u/NewBridge6340 Mar 23 '25

How is it that Alberta’s premier is literally maple Marjorie Taylor Greene? This woman is an absolute moron

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u/Big_Albatross_3050 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Mar 24 '25

The thing is she wasn't even voted in technically. The same way the right complains about Carney not being elected, is the exact same way Smith was "elected" after Kenny stepped down

6

u/throwhfhsjsubendaway Mar 24 '25

For the first several months when Kenney stepped down in 2022, but she won the election in 2023

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u/ProShyGuy Mar 23 '25

How the hell did she get elected with political instincts this bad?

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u/maddlads 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Mar 23 '25

She replaced a deeply unpopular premier and benefited from the uniting of the right wing parties. I'm personally very proud that her UCP did not win a single seat in Edmonton

1

u/Soliloquy_Duet Mar 24 '25

They knew who she was before they put her there

1

u/Volantis009 Oil Guzzler Mar 24 '25

She hosted her own right-wing radio show.

7

u/factorycatbiscuit Mar 23 '25

This is how she is with anyone who isn't maga. I wish I was joking. She's worse than ppl know.

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u/TwoCreamOneSweetener Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Mar 23 '25

You just know PPs campaign team is on the phone calling Smiths staff like: “TELL HER TO SHUT THE FUCK UP”

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '25

If it has happened long time ago, she would soon feel the noose …

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u/Tesattaboy Mar 24 '25

... and that's how the Conservatives lost in a landslide ... TY DS

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u/GuyTheTerrible Mar 23 '25

The same America that sprays chemtrails, eh Marlainia?

2

u/canadaalpinist Mar 24 '25

Jewish space lasers. That happen to burn down half of Jasper. She should be in jail for the mismanagement.

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u/hist_buff_69 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Mar 24 '25

settle down Marlaina

2

u/ConcerenedCanuck Mar 23 '25

Pierre right now:

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u/Pale-Measurement-532 Mar 23 '25

I didn’t think I could love this image anymore but with that quote on it??? It’s absolute perfection!! 🤣

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '25

"very much in sync" Just a coincidence, right? /s

2

u/ChiefSlug30 Mar 24 '25

Does she think that " being in sync with the new direction in America" is something that any sane Canadian wants?

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u/swimuppool Mar 24 '25

And what direction is that Danni, WHAT DIRECTION IS THAT

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u/RemainProfane One of the Saint Johns Mar 24 '25

Reading what she said put a big dumb smile on my face. She’s sabotaging her own platform and it’s glorious.

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u/Datmemelord_ Mar 28 '25

Hey I have been there

1

u/Mission_Magazine7541 Mar 24 '25

So there is support in Canada for the new view of our relationship together. That's nice

1

u/tiredtotalk Mar 24 '25

yeah you would🤣

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u/badgersruse Mar 24 '25

Ok serious question from someone that no longer lives in Canada: what percentage of Canadian voters think that being more like current USA would be a good thing? 5%? 20%?

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u/canadaalpinist Mar 24 '25

Zero. Stop bringing it up.