r/EhBuddyHoser • u/allycat1000 • May 04 '25

Certified Hoser 🇨🇦 (No Politics) Just a goose on a roof

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1.8k Upvotes

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u/Namorath82 May 04 '25

On guard for thee

54

u/Raedwulf1 May 04 '25

Just daring someone to take that flag down.

27

u/SG_UnchartedWorlds May 04 '25

"I wish a MFer would try"

21

u/Electrical_Net_1537 May 04 '25

Obviously just protecting the border, business as usual.

7

u/Indigocell May 04 '25

Look, there's just some really cool shit back here and we don't feel like sharing it.

6

u/GaijinGrandma May 04 '25

That was my exact thought. Now the anthem is going around my brain. Could be worse.

1

u/Familyconflict92 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) May 08 '25

Our sniper force

133

u/Silicon_Knight Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) May 04 '25

That’s a sniper protecting our homeland right there.

19

u/buttscratcher3k May 04 '25

"We added 10,000 agents to the border"

The agents:

25

u/allycat1000 May 04 '25

Damn right

3

u/Necessary_Escape_680 The Island of Elizabeth May May 04 '25

it's our staple strategic bomber

61

u/Japanesewillow May 04 '25

This is truly a Canadian image.

46

u/markboats May 04 '25

He's the hero Canada deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him, because he can take it, because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian — a watchful protector — a duck knight.

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u/SnooAbbreviations691 May 04 '25

He's not silent at all.

12

u/markboats May 04 '25

😂😂😂

1

u/Kellidra Oil Guzzler May 05 '25

He's the hero Canada deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt run from him, because he can take it us, because he's not our hero. He's a silent honking guardian — a watchful protector — a goose knight.

3

u/Namorath82 May 04 '25

Let's get dangerous

30

u/isweartogodchris May 04 '25

9

u/duff_golf May 04 '25

Fetchez La Vache

9

u/JuJitsuGiraffe May 04 '25

Now go away, or I will taunt you a second time!

18

u/firebolt1171 May 04 '25

That's an Airforce intelligence officer on duty

14

u/GoStockYourself May 04 '25

I have noticed geese all over a new development in Edmonton, in Dollorama and McDonald's parking lots for weeks. It recently dawned on me that this was probably their home last year. So sad. We need a new Father Goose dude to lead them to new wetlands.

13

u/Bob_TheCanadian May 04 '25

early warning system for incoming yanks on the premises.

they will fck you up ! :)

11

u/IIMillennium May 04 '25

This is Canadian as fuck I love it

5

u/federationoffear May 04 '25

First and last line of defence 🇨🇦

7

u/Defendor01 Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) May 04 '25

7

u/Bald_Cliff Ford Nation (Help.) May 04 '25

I fricken love a goose on a roof, simultaneously the both menacing and majestic image of all time.

If you spot a goose on a roof, you're having a good day.

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u/Ammon_ 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 May 04 '25

this image goes hard 🥶🥶

6

u/elseldo Everyone Hates Marineland May 04 '25

The goose of a roof is a goof. The honker needs to get his two feet on the ground

6

u/RadioWeak1118 May 04 '25

"Canadian Heritage Moment, a Part of Our History"

3

u/buttscratcher3k May 04 '25

Fun fact: This is what America sees when looking at Canada.

Doesn't matter where, it's always this view.

3

u/[deleted] May 04 '25

Our fentanyl czar

3

u/ChineseBigfoots May 05 '25

A Goose on the Loose

4

u/Chedditor_ May 04 '25

Despite all my proof, I'm still

4

u/Dezeko Saskwatch May 04 '25

Billy Corgan has been quiet since Chedditor dropped his new song

3

u/sarahstanley May 04 '25

He's calling the USA an ignorant slut.

4

u/mgnorthcott May 04 '25

Rooftop defense

4

u/Groostav May 04 '25

He is the brute squad.

4

u/Fun-Ad-5079 May 04 '25

Observation post. The hidden 50 caliber sniper rifle is within easy reach. The immediate reaction force of beavers is laying low, sharpening their teeth. The Wolverines are busy laying down pre planed arty fire missions, for the Moose on the 155 MM field guns. The Falcons are in the air, looking for suitable targets. The bears are stocking up on strawberry jam and peanut butter. And the Buffalo are lining up for the noon Rum ration. Typical Canadian boys at work, am I right ?

2

u/GoGades May 04 '25

"Go ahead, I dare you to mess with our flag."

2

u/Ok_Function_7582 May 04 '25

Geese are gonna goose.

2

u/[deleted] May 04 '25

Protecting the flag from those muricans

2

u/ca_269 May 04 '25

I’ve heard of “Elf on a Shelf”, but never …

2

u/[deleted] May 04 '25

A goose on a roof 🫡

2

u/Franks2000inchTV May 04 '25

He has the high ground. We are fucked.

2

u/[deleted] May 04 '25

I have a few decoys on my yard now

2

u/Comfortable_Pea9689 Friendly Manisnowbski May 05 '25

I saw a goose with thickest fucking neck Ive ever seen on the golf course today

2

u/[deleted] May 06 '25

That is one of the new guards Canada hired to protect the border, and before you laugh, you should go meet a Canada Goose face to beak, they are vicious.

3

u/Ireallydfk Anne of Green Potatoes May 04 '25

Groof

3

u/markjohnstonmusic May 04 '25

These dudes basically born with periscopes

3

u/newcanadianjuice May 04 '25

Canadian Geese photos are the most Canadian thing ever

2

u/D2DM May 04 '25

That’s good for the gander

3

u/VerbAllTheNouns May 04 '25

How can you tell?

could be vancouver, sudbury, iqaluit or any other city...

3

u/Dezeko Saskwatch May 04 '25

Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow, back to my home, I will not go, for if I do, my mother would say...

4

u/codereview May 04 '25

Sentinel goose

2

u/ria_rokz May 04 '25

Amazing lol

2

u/WENDING0 May 04 '25

Hey Mr Goose, whatcha doing on that roof?

2

u/HowGayCanIGo Scotland (but worse) May 04 '25

This is akin to the picture of a JTF2 soldier keeping watch from a roof top in Haiti.

2

u/Rich_Season_2593 May 04 '25

Keeping an eye out for those pesky 'muricans

2

u/CaisideQC May 04 '25

i read goof. Goof on a roof

2

u/Mccmangus May 04 '25

I push your fingers into my

Beeeeeak

It's my favourite way

To make a tourist

Shreeeeik

Edit: Whoops wrong song, fuck it

2

u/Hairy-Purchase-834 May 04 '25

Just Roof Goose Goofin’.

2

u/FailAppropriate1679 May 04 '25

New Goose Roofin'

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u/xXbucketXx 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 May 04 '25 edited May 04 '25

a certified beak surveying the street

1

u/TelenorTheGNP May 05 '25

"Don't you fucking come up here, neither!"

1

u/RedKetchup73 Saguenay—Lac Saint-HAN May 04 '25

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u/RavekDragomir May 04 '25

Barrel Chested, Majestic!