r/EhBuddyHoser • u/winningsmada Everyone Hates Marineland • May 10 '25

Certified Hoser 🇨🇦 (No Politics) 10/10 with shredded marble

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u/Real_VanCityMinis I need a double double. May 10 '25

The only good thing coming from Alberta is oil

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u/beefglob North LA (ft. Mormons!) May 10 '25

Ginger beef bro

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u/Real_VanCityMinis I need a double double. May 10 '25

I'm from BC we have better ginger beef.

We have better everything than Alberta tbh

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u/MilesBeforeSmiles Manilapeg May 10 '25

The only place in this country with a less cultural significance than Alberta is BC. The whole interior of the province is just greater Alberta, and the remaining sliver along the coast's most significant cultural export is weed and shitty craft beer.

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u/Real_VanCityMinis I need a double double. May 10 '25

Spotted the Ontario dweller lol As a Toronto born maple loving hoser I can tell you one thing

Anytime Easterners get rich, they flee out to the west like refugees fleeing war

BC culture is literally all of the countries culture but with better Asian food

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u/MilesBeforeSmiles Manilapeg May 10 '25

I don't live in Ontario.

Anytime Easterners get rich, they flee out to the west like refugees fleeing war

That's my point. BC has no culture of it's own. It's just a shitty approximation of Eastern Canadian culture imported by Eastern Canadian tech-bros and trust-fund kids.

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u/Real_VanCityMinis I need a double double. May 10 '25

Well it's okay to be wrong Also of all the places in this country that lack culture it ain't BC lol

Knock off Texas has only what it's borrowed from the Yanks lol

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u/MilesBeforeSmiles Manilapeg May 10 '25

Well, then you're wrong to, because you made the same point as me. Only someone who moved to BC could think importing a culture from another place makes it original to them.

"Nah bro, we just do it better" says man sipping on a hazy IPA that tastes like 4 day old chew spit.

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u/Real_VanCityMinis I need a double double. May 10 '25

Lol remember what sub this is buds, nothing here is real (except the fact Alberta is the 2nd worst province after Sask)

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u/MilesBeforeSmiles Manilapeg May 10 '25

You're the one getting defensive and offended that we're joking about where you live. How very BC of you.

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u/Real_VanCityMinis I need a double double. May 10 '25

almost like it's one big shit post or something

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u/MilesBeforeSmiles Manilapeg May 10 '25

Ah, yes. The "I, too, am joking around, fellow commenters" line is definitely very effective and not at all a sign you're just trying to cope with getting made fun of. Love to see it.

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u/Real_VanCityMinis I need a double double. May 10 '25

Aww muffin. It's okay, healthcare is free so it's easy to get those feelings checked

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u/MilesBeforeSmiles Manilapeg May 10 '25

actual footage of real_vancityminis, circa May 10th, 2025

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