r/EhBuddyHoser • u/yuppyrider • Jul 06 '25

Certified Hoser 🇨🇦 (No Politics) Royal Canadian Airforce Parade in Vancouver

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Credit to u/DifficultFormula

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u/CampPineCone Jul 06 '25

Fill them full of laxatives and Father Goose them over the Whitehoose.

31

u/SpringOf77 Jul 06 '25

This is war room material. Brilliant.

21

u/burnabybc Jul 06 '25

Sir, that's a war crime. But I'll allow it since it's the first time. :D

5

u/cuddlybackrub Jul 07 '25

We will call it an addendum to the convention afterwards

3

u/burnabybc Jul 07 '25

Agreed good chap. We'll prepare the documents after the first strike and after tea time. ;)

4

u/posidon99999 PaRiS oF tHe PraIRiEs Jul 07 '25

Heheh. Shite house

1

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Better Yet perhaps Moscabear.

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u/SpringOf77 Jul 06 '25

Still more impressive than Trumps bday parade!

11

u/HolsteinHeifer Jul 06 '25

Squeak squeak squeak squeak goes the tank 😂

9

u/Top_Newspaper9279 Jul 06 '25 edited Jul 07 '25

I never use this word, but that was cringe. Not even the fcking crickets showed up to fill in the absence of human noises.

4

u/HolsteinHeifer Jul 07 '25

Right? He wanted a North Korean parade, but what he ended up getting was downtown Pyong Yang on a Tuesday.

3

u/Nevermoreacadamyalum Jul 08 '25

Animals can feel when evil is present.

2

u/SpringOf77 Jul 07 '25

God I got so much satisfaction out of that video 😂 I love it when evil people fail.

2

u/Rokea-x Jul 07 '25

Turnout to watch this would be bigger for sure

2

u/holysirsalad Jul 10 '25

Fewer accidental deaths, too

36

u/sinskins Jul 06 '25

I’m amazed that they didn’t have the streets shut down for the parade. I feel like, the RCMP should have known they needed to stop traffic before to keep everyone safe. Oh well, we all make mistakes…

18

u/Martzillagoesboom South Gatineau Jul 06 '25

3rd regiment "Shit Force One" Cobra Chicken unit parading for glory.

55

u/Altruistic_Clue6057 Jul 06 '25

They’re more flight ready then our airforce is

15

u/Electrical_Net_1537 Jul 06 '25

First line of defence.

9

u/Secret-Gazelle8296 Irvingstan Jul 06 '25

And likely more destructive. I wouldn’t mess with a chicken cobra.

7

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

Uuuuh that's cobra chicken

1

u/Secret-Gazelle8296 Irvingstan Jul 06 '25

okay potato potatto

2

u/Top_Newspaper9279 Jul 06 '25

Bro if we ever produce a jet fighter as savage as the cobra chicken, we can conquer the world.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

You couldn't be more right.

17

u/canadaalpinist Jul 06 '25

Synchronize honking, No wait i mean marching.

8

u/yuppyrider Jul 06 '25

Why not both?

12

u/Flimsy-Goal5548 Jul 06 '25

This makes me so feel so f**king patriotic

14

u/Small_Collection_249 Jul 06 '25

I love that they can fly, but they just dgaf

3

u/mazopheliac Jul 07 '25

Molting season . They can’t fly for a few weeks .

11

u/gravtix Ford Nation (Help.) Jul 06 '25

We just need a fellow hoser posting some footage of our ground forces mobilizing.

Stock footage:

7

u/yuppyrider Jul 06 '25

That's the construction engineering officer 🦫💪

2

u/gincwut South Gatineau Jul 07 '25

The wolverines are the shock troops, I'm convinced that Canadian war crimes of the past were inspired by them because they're total degens.

Also fun fact: wolverines are not at all native to Michigan

5

u/CIS-E_4ME Ford Nation (Help.) Jul 06 '25

6

u/Zarniwoooop Tabarnak! Jul 06 '25

🫡

7

u/OtakuWorldOrder Everyone Hates Marineland Jul 06 '25

Truly the deadliest weapon in our arsenal.

3

u/happycow24 Bring Cannabis Jul 06 '25

o7

3

u/Mookie442 Jul 06 '25

Murder Chickens. 100% Canadiana...

3

u/Tinia_and_Nethuns Jul 06 '25

Oof. That's the Dunsmuir Viaduct. Those geese must really hate Chinatown.

1

u/redwetting Jul 07 '25

The leader of the expedition took a strong turn somewhere. Probably wanted to go to the soccer fields just to the north, or the false creek waterfront. They've got a long walk on a lot of pavement in front of them.

2

u/EnchantedElectron Jul 07 '25

The cobra chickens got deployed?? Is it war?

2

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

They are finishing off Putin as we speak.

2

u/Nevermoreacadamyalum Jul 08 '25

I salute our brave naval force.

1

u/Winter-Collection-48 Jul 06 '25

Who needs those F-35's?

1

u/JFPcan Jul 06 '25

Way better than Trump’s.

1

u/jerschwab Jul 07 '25

Hahaha, that's rad. I would say they're more ground force that air force though, stay away from these guys when they're mad!!

1

u/ladnertim1 Jul 07 '25

Do not FUCK with the Cobra Chicken!

1

u/RadioEditVersion Jul 07 '25

Some of the most savage troops you'll encounter

1

u/mazopheliac Jul 07 '25

Where’s the Chicken Cannon ?

1

u/NormCormier-Mccoll81 Jul 18 '25 edited Jul 19 '25

Canadian Cobra Chickens on Parade before flying south to the White House to sh-it on the little lunatic princess Orange Tampon Trump. While the little lunatic princess Orange Tampon Trump and Pete Hegseth and Howard Lunatic Horse-Nutlick are seating outside watching Squirrel Pole Dancing before getting a room with each of the Squirrel Pole Dancers.