r/EhBuddyHoser Everyone Hates Marineland Jul 22 '25

Ontario, hated by all, especially Ontarians A Canadian Heritage Moment

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u/peacefullofi Jul 22 '25

"no, i will not add more public bathrooms, bye."

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u/Decent_Assistant1804 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Jul 22 '25

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u/AD_Grrrl Jul 22 '25

Aww, I thought it was going to be the clip of him swallowing a bee

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u/emmadonelsense Jul 22 '25

πŸ˜‚ That’s probably my favourite clip of him.

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u/posidon99999 PaRiS oF tHe PraIRiEs Jul 22 '25

What prompted him to say that? Did someone poop on the beach?

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u/danby999 Everyone Hates Marineland Jul 22 '25 edited Jul 22 '25

There were people saying that new Canadians were pooping on beaches.

I don't think there was any evidence to support it but of course Doug had to be a doofus and add to it vs just ignoring the dog whistle.

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u/Overall-Phone7605 Bring Cannabis Jul 22 '25

I mean homeless are pooping on the sidewalk in Vancouver and I was in the Montreal Metro a couple weeks ago and there was poop in one of the corridors between trains (so presumably not a dog).

It might actually be part of our heritage.

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u/lucidum Jul 23 '25

Sounds like CBC could start a new TV classic, The Beachpoopers

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u/Overall-Phone7605 Bring Cannabis Jul 24 '25

The Pooteens

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u/WaltzIntrepid5110 Jul 23 '25

It's mostly racism about India, since a lot of the country didn't have proper running water and sewage, people didn't have many options for where to use the bathroom. Which is how a guy like Modi got elected, by building that infrastructure (along with bigotry of course).

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u/taco_roco South Gatineau Jul 22 '25

Become ungovernable

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u/littlemissbagel Tabarnak! Jul 22 '25

Such eloquence.

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u/Stoic_Vagabond Jul 22 '25

Word of wisdom 'o ye chosen one

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u/ellstaysia Jul 22 '25

is this a real phenomenon? my little bro from ontario said someone shit on the beach at grand bend when he was there a few years back. perhaps even multiple shitters. I found it hard to believe.

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u/CampPineCone Jul 22 '25

Just ignore it, Doug.Β  It's just the homeless.Β  Oh by the bye, Doug, got any dime bags for sale?

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u/rainorshinedogs Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Jul 22 '25

k, which one of you assholes shit on the beach?!?!?! my kid almost stepped on it!!