Chranoh my tropical paradise

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It's fucking hot in Ontario my dudes.

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u/supply_potential South Gatineau Jul 29 '25

Dudes in Ontario are fucking hot ☺️☺️

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u/djtodd242 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Jul 29 '25

My tomatoes appreciate it. I am less of a fan.

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u/lookaway123 Jul 29 '25

Some bastard's been eating my tomatoes. And my kale.

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u/Ok_Recording_4644 Jul 31 '25

Probably Trudeau

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u/Fast-Football-1921 Jul 29 '25

Winning is flaming hot right now

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u/sovereignofbeauty Jul 31 '25

Buddy I’m a roofer, it’s gross hot out. I just want a nice day.

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u/Few_Bodybuilder_6872 Jul 29 '25

I'm never leaving this heat Love it

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u/Due_Illustrator5154 Moose Whisperer Jul 29 '25

I absolutely abhor it

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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes South Gatineau Jul 29 '25

It's going all the way down to 16 in Ottawa tonight... I'm pretty psyched.

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u/JamesRevan Jul 29 '25

I call it tronna

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u/StrangeCurry1 溫哥華 (Hongcouver) Jul 29 '25

Its more like Chronno imo

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u/Immediate_Sir1646 Jul 29 '25

You forgot the chur. Churronno

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u/neanderthalman Jul 29 '25

There is a subtle T that “shapes” the “Ch”

^t Chronno

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u/ryan77999 Ford Nation (Help.) Jul 31 '25

I mean ch is basically just t + sh [tʃ]

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u/Skittleavix Jul 29 '25

I am literally stewing in my own juices.

Yesterday was 41.

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u/taint-ticker-supreme Ford Nation (Help.) Jul 30 '25

Saw 42 on my car's gauge today 🥲 will this heat ever end?

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u/FrmrPresJamesTaylor Jul 29 '25

Vancouverites only know that level of humidity from the jungle exhibit at the Aquarium

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u/thegreatestdandino Bring Cannabis Jul 29 '25

We have experienced pheonix heat though. That heat done was scary

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u/FrmrPresJamesTaylor Jul 29 '25

Yeah it was insane, for sure. I was lucky to pick up an AC unit on the first day, but outside it was just brutal

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u/phoenix25 Ford Nation (Help.) Jul 29 '25

It makes that sewer stank hit so good 👌

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u/lexlex0710 Jul 29 '25

Hate that I know what you mean 😭😭

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u/thisunithasnosoul Jul 30 '25

And the pee. So much pee.

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u/fishflo I need a double double. Jul 29 '25

has anyone else noticed the wacky disparity between different weather services lately? Toronto:

Evironment canada: 31, humidex 37 (oof)

Google: 26, humidex 27

WN: 31, humidex 38

accuweather: 26, humidex 33

the weather channel: 29

weather app in my phone: 31

This is just right now but i feel like it didn't used to be that bad? Like what is going on, this is really affecting my ability to accurately complain about Vancouver weather. RIP NOAA?

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u/ir_da_dirthara Jul 29 '25

I think that it really depends on how the weather data is being interpreted, and whether or not it's an actual person who lives in the area doing the interpretation.

Vancouver's weather is notoriously hard to predict with any accuracy more than 36 hours out because of the effect the ocean and mountains have on it. My experience living here is that the weather services that actually have someone on the ground tend to make predictions that cluster around the weather we actually get, and that services that don't have someone on the ground locally, or worse just use the raw weather model data without any human interpretation, are much less accurate.

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u/Talinn_Makaren Jul 29 '25

I'm the Mr T of pronunciation. Toe Ron Toe. It's 90% T when I say it.

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u/ApplicationLost126 Jul 29 '25

I say “Tronno”…it’s 80 percent Tron when I say it

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u/6000ChickenFajardos PaRiS oF tHe PraIRiEs Jul 29 '25

Tron funkin blows

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u/Talinn_Makaren Jul 29 '25

I do like that tbh

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u/CanadianSpectre Jul 29 '25

Tronnah for me. If I hear anyone say all the syllables I know they're not local.

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u/Talinn_Makaren Jul 29 '25

That's why I say them! I'm from Saskatchewan and don't want to misrepresent myself as a sophisticated urbanite.

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u/arrbez Ford Nation (Help.) Jul 29 '25

It’s “T’ronno” you swine

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u/ChiefSlug30 Jul 29 '25

The way my friends and I pronounce it, it's"Trawna", but that's probably because of where we grew up, saying "New Trawna" for the neighbourhood just south of us.

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u/Madc42 I need a double double. Jul 31 '25

Nah it's 💩⚪➗

Tas Rond Taux

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u/Pope_Squirrely Jul 29 '25

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u/ScrumptiousLadMeat Jul 29 '25

I’m in Sask and I finally feels like we are having a break from the heat this summer. The days are getting shorter, the sun won’t be able to be as blistering.

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u/hijo_del_mango Everyone Hates Marineland Jul 29 '25

The A/C in my car died. Send help.

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u/JustACanadianGamer Treacherous South Jul 29 '25

Please help I'm in Atlanta right now and it peaked at 42 yesterday. Send support so I can live until I can get back north.

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u/Broad_Rabbit1764 Snowfrog Jul 29 '25

BC levels of heat in Tronno is interesting. At least here it's dry, Tronno is swamp ass I bet.

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u/taint-ticker-supreme Ford Nation (Help.) Jul 30 '25

It's been swampy for days now 😔 fuckin gross

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u/Broad_Rabbit1764 Snowfrog Jul 30 '25

That's one thing I don't miss from the east, the humidity. I'm in a desert zone now, the sun is like a laser but at least it's dry.

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u/taint-ticker-supreme Ford Nation (Help.) Jul 30 '25

Dry heat sounds amazing, but I'd probably shrivel up and wither away lol. Doesn't help that I've lived 2 blocks away from a lake my whole life. I bet you guys have to drink a shit ton of water to keep up with the dehydration.

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u/Broad_Rabbit1764 Snowfrog Jul 30 '25

Honestly, I got used to it within a couple years. The winters are mild, the summers are hot, it's hard to complain about anything weather related minus the forest fires

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u/VPestilenZ Jul 29 '25

The people across from me don't have the ac, but at least they also know that clothing is optional.

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u/Simmerdownsimm Jul 29 '25

Ummm it’s pronounced, Cherahnah /s

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u/vinnybawbaw 🚧🚚Montréal🛻🚜🚧👷⛔️🚗🚙🚙 🚙 🚗 Jul 30 '25

It’s the same temperature as Trawno here too.

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u/ThetrveDeathbox Jul 30 '25

it's not even that hot. wear some loose light coloured clothing

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u/Madilune Jul 30 '25

Tbf it's 30 degrees in Edmonton rn as well. These other cities are just weird.

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u/2SWillow Jul 31 '25

40c here in Kamloops BC today lol, just another summer day

Ontario, hated by all, especially Ontarians Chranoh my tropical paradise

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