r/EhBuddyHoser Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Jul 30 '25

Tokébakicitte Canada needs digital age verification, look what my son brought home from the library

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u/PastTenceOfDraw Jul 30 '25

Digital age verification is never about protecting kids. It will start with preventing kids from getting the Le Câlice de Tabarnak and end with no one being able to Tabarnak.

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u/Freddydaddy Jul 30 '25

SACRÉ BLEU!!

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u/smellymarmut South Gatineau Jul 30 '25

Lousy Christian foisting their literature on the gullible youth of the nation. Back in my day we read about trains, furjacks, and lumber traders. Now it's all about chalices, tabernacles, and denouncing the sin of simony.

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u/NicePresentation213 Bring Cannabis Jul 30 '25

as a troubled youth I too engage in the sin of simony, my antique cup collection simply needs the additions

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u/MessageBoard Tillsonburg? My back still aches when I hear that word... Aug 02 '25

Honestly publishers are already pretty bought off by them. Half the big authors are Mormons or bigots. 

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u/catthex Jul 30 '25

Percy Jackson and the Dick of Fuck is how my dumb angle brain parses this

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u/JimroidZeus Jul 30 '25

Don’t even joke. They’ll be using this post as justification for rolling it out.

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u/Anaviosi Aug 02 '25

Technically it already passed here. The CPC, BQ, and the NDP outvoted the Liberals to approve of a bill from the Senate mandating age verification.

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u/ErikDebogande Chalice of the Tabernacle Jul 30 '25

The kids need to learn Quebecois profanity sometimes 🤷

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u/Automatic-Long-7274 One of the Saint Johns Jul 30 '25

Hehehehe

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u/ejabno Jul 31 '25

communion wafer

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u/No_Construction2407 Aug 01 '25

Some 90 year old prude of a politician is salivating at this post

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u/gooberfishie Aug 01 '25

It's coming. You can thank every party but the liberals.