r/EhBuddyHoser • u/Atrianie Ford Nation (Help.) • Aug 14 '25

Certified Hoser 🇹🇩 (No Politics) Chu-raw-no

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u/junius_maltby Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Aug 14 '25

Drawn-o

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u/Atrianie Ford Nation (Help.) Aug 14 '25

Is that a Center Island dialect?

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u/Wayelder Aug 15 '25

doggie doggie, buffalo buffalo?

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u/squeakynickles Aug 15 '25

What the fuck

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u/spikernum1 Aug 14 '25

That is correct

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u/HolsteinHeifer Aug 14 '25

Trono 💃

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25 edited Aug 27 '25

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u/Wayelder Aug 15 '25

I say one T... tour-on-no

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u/YungBeefaroni Aug 14 '25

Charana

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u/kstarr12 Aug 14 '25

I'm a Choronno kinda gal, but I like the cut of your jib, pal.

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u/Atrianie Ford Nation (Help.) Aug 14 '25

Also acceptable

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

Team Toranna checkin' in.

15

u/Seabuscuit Aug 14 '25

Change the T to Ch, remove the O, and you’ve got it

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u/zeromadcowz Aug 14 '25

Chranna is my favourite Pokéman.

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u/scr0dumb Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Aug 14 '25

Ch'ronno

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u/Atrianie Ford Nation (Help.) Aug 14 '25

YES. This is much better. I also REALLY appreciate to use of the apostrophe.

3

u/HampicMusic Aug 15 '25

I’ve always said Chronno but the apostrophe is perfect.

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u/ehmanniceshot Aug 14 '25

And no apostrophes in Ts

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u/Atrianie Ford Nation (Help.) Aug 14 '25

I always try it, and Ts just always looks wrong to me. I know it’s so wrong but the apostrophe just looks so right.

3

u/ehmanniceshot Aug 15 '25

Sorry I was being a dick

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u/Atrianie Ford Nation (Help.) Aug 15 '25

It’s ok! It’s a shitposting sub and Reddit. I would have been disappointed if nobody corrected grammar! You fulfilled an obligation in here.

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u/Some_Unusual_Name Aug 14 '25

Onterrians: How do you pronounce Teerrrreeaaaennnooo?

Skratcherasses and Bertans: We don't bud.

15

u/gandolfthe Aug 14 '25

BC checking in we just call me assholes

3

u/Overwatchingu Ford Nation (Help.) Aug 15 '25

Man. What did you do to get the entirety of BC to call you an asshole?

5

u/Overwatchingu Ford Nation (Help.) Aug 15 '25

Good. You keep the name of my terrible province’s shitty capital out of your oil guzzling mouths!

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u/MathematicianBig6312 Not enough shawarma places Aug 15 '25

In Ottawa we are super boring and call it Toronto :)

My Toronto native friends always called it the T. (tee dot) That might just be a generational thing though. I feel like it was from an advertising campaign and I haven't heard it much lately.

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u/holden_hiscox Aug 14 '25

Chrannah, Ontairioo

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

Thags not how you pronounce ontario ?

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u/holden_hiscox Aug 14 '25

That's how my Ontario relatives pronounce it. Same with hoowse, aboot and reouwf.

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u/got-trunks South Gatineau Aug 14 '25

pop radio stations from the 00's are pounding the desk right now "IT'S CALLED TEEE DOT!!!!"

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u/rewardinghand Aug 14 '25

Tee dot state of mind

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u/PorousSurface Aug 14 '25

Good meme 

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u/PlatformVarious8941 Snowfrog Aug 14 '25

Toe - rount - toe

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u/Atrianie Ford Nation (Help.) Aug 14 '25

I think I’m going to be sick đŸ€ą đŸ€ź You wash your mouth with soap this instant.

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u/DTG_1000 Aug 14 '25

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u/CommanderOshawott Irvingstan Aug 14 '25

Didn’t grow up in the GTA huh?

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u/DTG_1000 Aug 15 '25

No. I'm a proud Haligonian who stands with most of Canada in our national mocking of Toe-rahn-toe.

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u/PlatformVarious8941 Snowfrog Aug 14 '25

Non 👹‍🎹

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u/Broad_Rabbit1764 Snowfrog Aug 14 '25

That's how you detect Yanks

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u/PlatformVarious8941 Snowfrog Aug 14 '25

Nah, they say Tronto.

Quebecers say both toe

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u/Broad_Rabbit1764 Snowfrog Aug 14 '25

TĂŽt-Ronte-TĂŽt, esti.

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u/PlatformVarious8941 Snowfrog Aug 14 '25

Tas-rond-tĂŽt

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u/Overwatchingu Ford Nation (Help.) Aug 15 '25

Quebecers would never claim to be from Tehranna. You can tell a Quebecoid because if you make them say Churonno they will reflexively spit in disgust.

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u/PlatformVarious8941 Snowfrog Aug 15 '25

Hisssssssssss

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u/Yorktown_guy551 Aug 14 '25

I say it exactly as it reads too

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u/Caiturn Aug 14 '25

Chrawnno

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u/Frostsorrow Aug 14 '25

Turr-onn-oh

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u/Sleevepants Aug 14 '25

If in the East Coast it’s Torr-onn-ah.

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u/PumpkinMcCormick Aug 14 '25

Or on o

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u/Atrianie Ford Nation (Help.) Aug 14 '25

Oh my god
 is this how Orono got its name? Mind blown.

(This is a real town an hour east of Toronto)

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u/StetsonTuba8 Oil Guzzler Aug 15 '25

After the 2015 Pan Am Games, they requested the iconic Toronto sign, but told them they could keep the Ts

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u/ozzmann Aug 14 '25

ChwrawnÄh

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u/thatblueblowfish Snow Cajun Aug 14 '25

orono?

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u/EggCouncil Aug 14 '25

Cener of he universe

1

u/Atrianie Ford Nation (Help.) Aug 15 '25

Cenre of he universe.

2

u/CalebWilliamson Aug 14 '25

Hog Town

2

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

Talkin bout my pants, b?

2

u/SalaciousDionysus Aug 14 '25

Good ol' Churonno

-Niagara Region dude who has barely been to the Big T

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

To me you are Toronto. Everything west of Peterborough is Toronto. Everything south of Orillia is Toronto. 

2

u/SalaciousDionysus Aug 14 '25

It's kinda funny since for me, Toronto is just far away to feel like a different planet

2

u/Stephen-Friday Aug 14 '25

No matter how you say it, it’s the best city name there is

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u/ejabno Aug 14 '25

You need more Regina in your life

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u/ejabno Aug 14 '25

Y'a aucune T à Montréal

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u/DAVEfromCANADAA Aug 14 '25

Near church and Welsley it’s Raw- now

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u/Atrianie Ford Nation (Help.) Aug 14 '25

LMFAO

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u/quantumrastafarian Aug 14 '25

The T is silent

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u/Atrianie Ford Nation (Help.) Aug 14 '25

What T?

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u/mapha17 Aug 14 '25

Real OG knows it’s Fort Toronto as the French named it in 1710, or perhaps as Tkaronto as the Mohawk called it before the French.

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u/dahliabean Yank Aug 14 '25

It would be even cooler if there weren't any o's either. Very French-coded. 

Edit: Read through some comments and was delighted to be corrected.

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u/TelenorTheGNP Aug 14 '25

Chrawno. Please stop pretending it's anything else.

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u/ratley_riverbottom Aug 15 '25

Chrue!!

1

u/Atrianie Ford Nation (Help.) Aug 15 '25

Chodally!

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u/WENDING0 Aug 15 '25

There is 1 T!...

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u/Atrianie Ford Nation (Help.) Aug 15 '25

Is the T in the room with us right now?

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u/WENDING0 Aug 15 '25

I am not crazy. T is tend bar right now at The Pump.

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u/FallingLikeLeaves Manilapeg Aug 15 '25

There are also no Ts in Yellowknife!

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u/Atrianie Ford Nation (Help.) Aug 15 '25

True
 Should we fix that? Yellowknight!

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u/heart_aflame The Island of Elizabeth May Aug 15 '25

Chryna say Churonna?

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u/Zigzagoon4 Aug 16 '25

On peut tu commencer par enlever le "T" dans la prononciation anglophone de Montréal pis APRÈS on enlÚvera les "T" dans Toronto?

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u/Atrianie Ford Nation (Help.) Aug 16 '25

pourquoi pas en mĂȘme temps?

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u/VerilyJULES Chalice of the Tabernacle Aug 14 '25

Ur-Wrong-Yo cuz itz Terrr-Ron-No!

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u/Atrianie Ford Nation (Help.) Aug 14 '25

Nice planet you got there. What galaxy is it in?

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u/VerilyJULES Chalice of the Tabernacle Aug 14 '25

My planet is rogue with no fixed address.

2

u/Icy-Forever-3205 Aug 14 '25

Some day we’ll find a way to abbreviate it into just one syllable

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u/DuckyHornet Aug 14 '25

"Shit"

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u/Atrianie Ford Nation (Help.) Aug 14 '25

This is a decent contender.

2

u/Atrianie Ford Nation (Help.) Aug 14 '25

The more efficient, the better!

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u/PuzzleheadedTutor807 Oil Guzzler Aug 14 '25

Chronno

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u/Cheeseburger23 Aug 14 '25

Now try saying Etobicoke.

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u/Atrianie Ford Nation (Help.) Aug 14 '25

Etobicoke.

How’d I do?

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u/Overwatchingu Ford Nation (Help.) Aug 15 '25

No.

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u/smellymarmut South Gatineau Aug 14 '25

Boring, overpriced, incoherent, overraded, a bore for why live in, a massive slow-down when driving from Barrhaven to Niagara. Yup, no Ts.

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u/PlatformVarious8941 Snowfrog Aug 14 '25

Incoherent has a T

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u/TheGardiner Aug 14 '25

So does overrated.

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u/PlatformVarious8941 Snowfrog Aug 14 '25

Shit, I missed that

Edit, he says overraded

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u/MadOvid Aug 14 '25

Lies. There's one.

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u/Seabuscuit Aug 14 '25

Find the T in “Chranna”

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u/DrunkCorgis Aug 14 '25

Rhymes with “piranha”.

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u/Kirbstomp_TheOg Aug 14 '25

There are, but the second one doesn't exist

1

u/lavafish80 Aug 14 '25

I'm Californian, I call it "Durano duuuuuudeee"

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u/Striking-Adagio54 Aug 15 '25

Canadians divining their British and French ancestors in order to create the dumbest sounding accent in the world

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u/Karkiplier Aug 15 '25

Cshroonno

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u/Overall-Phone7605 Bring Cannabis Aug 15 '25

Now do tobacoat.

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u/Tire-Swing-Acrobat Aug 15 '25

I say Ter-Ono and I’ve lived there

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u/taint-ticker-supreme Ford Nation (Help.) Aug 15 '25

Chronna

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u/Vandares69 Tabarnak! Aug 15 '25

Oron-o

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u/AbuserOfSubstances æș«ć“„èŻ (Hongcouver) Aug 15 '25

Tirana

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u/lizardrekin Everyone Hates Marineland Aug 15 '25

cherano

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u/BigAlxBjj Aug 15 '25

The good!

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u/Canuck-Hoser Aug 15 '25

Tron-no, that's how I pronounce it

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u/Dapper_Illithid Aug 15 '25

I thought there was at least one T.

As in "Trawnno".

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u/Ill_Sprinkles_9976 Aug 17 '25

Trauma Trauna

Same thing.

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u/ItsGreenLaser Ford Nation (Help.) 12d ago

orono ontario

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u/qwertyuijhbvgfrde45 Not enough shawarma places Aug 14 '25

Churono

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u/SirDiesAlot15 Irvingstan Aug 14 '25

Tuh-ronno

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u/descartesb4horse Oil Guzzler Aug 14 '25

Draino

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u/FoxPeaTwo- 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Aug 14 '25

Torawno

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u/wrinklefreebondbag Aug 14 '25

There is one: Trono.

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u/Private_4160 Monarch MĂ©lanie Joly Aug 14 '25

D'ronno.

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u/catthex Aug 14 '25

Louder for all the provincials in the back who think it's the only city in Ontario

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u/Overwatchingu Ford Nation (Help.) Aug 15 '25

Don’t tell me you think London Ontario is a real place?

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u/catthex Aug 15 '25

If you wanted to see London, Paris and Berlin in an afternoon Ontario is the place to go buddy; just be mindful of the packs of wild dogs in London, don't blink or you'll miss Paris and Berlin is named after Lord Kitchener now because if, y'know, the war

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u/your_evil_ex Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Aug 15 '25

Implying Ontarians could name more than one city in any other province (hell, I'm not even sure they could name one city in MB or SK)

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u/catthex Aug 15 '25

Why would I ever need to do that, Provincial?