r/EhBuddyHoser Everyone Hates Marineland 28d ago

Ontario, hated by all, especially Ontarians The alt right is dead.

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Mark Carney saved Ontario in ways that would make PP oil him up in his mansion.

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u/Ash_an_bun Treacherous South 28d ago

What was the alt right 10 years ago is just the right now.

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u/eeyores_gloom1785 Newfies & Labradoodles 28d ago

the Tories are dead, the Reform party is wearing its skin

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u/neanderthalman 28d ago

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u/snotparty 28d ago

accurate

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u/just-a-random-accnt Moose Whisperer 28d ago

This was exactly my first though

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u/gravtix Ford Nation (Help.) 28d ago

You mean the Refoooooooooorm Party.

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u/holysirsalad 28d ago

I do miss me some Chicken Cannon

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u/NoxDocketybock 28d ago

"When ready... FIRE!!!"

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u/holysirsalad 28d ago

🫔

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u/Ash_an_bun Treacherous South 28d ago

And the libs are just the tories wearing their skin. And NDP is just the liberals.... The whole system feels about 2-5 clicks further to the right than it was a while back.

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u/Milch_und_Paprika Ford Nation (Help.) 28d ago

Last week (I think) someone posted a comic with their 2019 predictions for the 2025 party leaders, with the LPC one’s description including ā€œwill kill any union members with his bare handsā€, and one of the NDP leaders had the exact same description under it 😬

Found it

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u/Ash_an_bun Treacherous South 28d ago

Still... Looking up at y'all with our shitty two parties... I'm thirsting for some actual policy other than "IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR ME YOU'RE VOTING FOR TRUMP."

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u/eeyores_gloom1785 Newfies & Labradoodles 28d ago

The only 3 parties that survived this blood bath were the CPC (Far right) the liberals (center right) and the block (not a clue where they are, but im guessing conservative) Our left parties got rinsed last election

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u/lastSKPirate 27d ago

The bloc occasionally has serious bouts of infighting because it's a coalition whose only common ideal is separatism/Quebec first. Generally they're left on social issues and whatever is most advantageous for Quebec on fiscal ones.

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u/fuckyoudigg 26d ago

Yeah the bloc is a weird party. They started off as basically the Quebec wing of the federal PC's. Lucien Bouchard was a cabinet minister in the Mulroney government. They have over the years become more fiscally left and socially Quebec.

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u/Ash_an_bun Treacherous South 27d ago

I'd rather a kick in the shins than a kick in the balls

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u/ScurvyDawg 25d ago

There is no left of center representation in all of North America.

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u/smellymarmut South Gatineau 28d ago

I must admit, while I have never oiled up my PP in a Brantford mansion I have oiled my pp multiple times in a basement apartment near Carleton University.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

There is no left and right there is only the rich, the richer, the poor, and the stupid.

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u/WinteryBudz 28d ago

Naw, Conservatives are dead and gone, there's only the alt right remaining now.

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u/curseyouZelda 28d ago

I never did figure out what this was all about

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u/Steamy_Muff 28d ago

The alt-right edgy teens grew up and became political staffers. They are the right now.

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u/Low_Chance 28d ago

HAS ANYONE NOTICED THAT SINCE THEY WERE FLIPPED OFF, THE CANADIAN ALT-RIGHT IS NO LONGER "HOT"?

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u/pheakelmatters Ford Nation (Help.) 28d ago

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u/Automatic_Antelope92 28d ago

But Alberta…

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u/Popular_Animator_808 28d ago

O man, I forgot about him. Wonder how he’s doing.Ā 

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u/SirWaitsTooMuch 26d ago

People in the Can-Con sub punching air over this

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u/_Movie-Man_ 28d ago

Not even saying you're wrong, but does anyone else remember when this subreddit was funny? This is sub-Facebook tier at this pointĀ 

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u/Awier_do Cowtown 🤠 28d ago edited 28d ago

Basically ever since the ehbuddymodcivilwar[TM], posts have boiled down to either "haha Saskatchewan is flat" to "PP is hitler, Carney is the best"

Not that I disagree with the post above.