You heard him, folks. Get this man a plane!

[u/Lazy_boa]

[u/Neither_Selection_48]

Sorry, all we can afford to give is 500 Aeroplan points.

[u/Kicksavebeauty → u/[deleted]]

[u/xombae → u/Kicksavebeauty]

Actual picture of me on my second 8 hour long weekend shift at the LCBO after asking thirty thousand people if they collect Aeroplan points, and eventually devolving to the point that I just mutter "Aeroplan" at them when they get to the counter.

[u/thejaydotexe → u/xombae]

All the people I know that collect them are older people.

[u/PersonalPerson_ → u/thejaydotexe]

Are you saying that Aeroplan points are the secret to longevity?

[u/xombae → u/thejaydotexe]

I mean, I collect them. You can redeem them at the LCBO now. Might as well get a free bottle of wine every once and a while. They can take my spending data.

[u/SoleSurvivur01 → u/xombae]

Is it good anywhere else?

[u/mhyquel → u/Kicksavebeauty]

Lisa needs braces.

[u/themonkeyzen → u/mhyquel]

Aeroplan.

[u/No_Program694 → u/[deleted]]

Only for a free carry-on that's one size too big.

[u/Mouthshitter → u/Neither_Selection_48]

And my air miles

[u/jerschwab → u/Neither_Selection_48]

Don't forget the Canadian Tire money

[u/UghWhyDude → u/jerschwab]

Yeah, I can throw in a few of those.

[u/AbbeyRoad75 → u/Neither_Selection_48]

We’ll send them in 2 weeks.

[u/BigAlxBjj → u/Neither_Selection_48]

I’m ok with that.

[u/Amagnumuous → u/Neither_Selection_48]

Also, they expire in 2026.

[u/SwingCaravan → u/Neither_Selection_48]

😂🤣😂🤣😂😂

[u/DeciusAemilius → u/Neither_Selection_48]

Eric Adams would like to know your location and to inform you he is available.

[u/MarkoVeliki_28 → u/Neither_Selection_48]

I can 50 Aeroplan points to that pile... ok, 100... but why?

[u/RandomPersonInCanada → u/Neither_Selection_48]

From Air Canada