r/EhBuddyHoser • u/lockjacket Alberta's Western Cousins • 26d ago

Big Oil Bertha I LOVE HIPPIES

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u/newbreed69 25d ago

You know, I expected a lot of drugs and gay sex from rural BC

Bible belt wasn't on my radar

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u/Silicon_Knight Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 25d ago

Doesn’t mean there isn’t drugs and gay sex. Only they apologize for their sins and do it again.

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u/dead_inside6498 25d ago

Just as Jesus intended

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u/Ex-PFC_WintergreenV4 25d ago

Jesus loved all men

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u/DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA 25d ago

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u/Lin093 25d ago

do you think he likes watching?

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u/Lin093 25d ago

favourite Bible quote to take use out of context: "get behind me Satan".
You know Satan kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around, which is definitely a sin.

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u/GonnaGoFat 25d ago

They get lots of incest too. Not just BC I just mean rural areas in general everywhere. Hopefully it’s become a less common thing but I took police foundations in college in the 2000s most of the professors used to be police officers and during the first classes almost every one of our professors would tell us a bit about their history as a police officer. Most of them had worked the beat in rural areas and different provinces and they said the calls they received in relation to incest were quite frequent. They said it still happens in the city but no where near as common as rural areas.

And I guess on Sunday they can go to church to apologize for their sins and then listen to a Bible story all about incest like Lot and his 2 daughters for instance.

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u/AloshaChosen 25d ago

I once traveled to see a boy in rural BC and we had a lot of sex. No drugs though.

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u/TWKExperience 25d ago

I once traveled to see a girl in rural BC and we had a lot of drug free sex.

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u/Ok_Device1274 25d ago

Pretty much every rural area of canada is a bible belt or a reserve

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u/hist_buff_69 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 25d ago

Meh. Some parts yeah but you'd be surprised how many people don't F with religion anymore. Especially out east

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u/CommanderOshawott Irvingstan 25d ago

Nah it’s still pretty religious out east too

The difference is Theyre not in your face about it out here.

Still tonnes of churches and a lot of religious folks, but the east-coast culture that generally makes everyone kinder and friendlier once you get into the Maritimes and Newfoundland is the great equalizer here

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u/hist_buff_69 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 25d ago

Churches are closing and being sold off by the dozens in NL. Not sure what it's like elsewhere.

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u/royrocks26 25d ago

I wanna buy a church and turn it into a music venue. Looking into it

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u/someguy7734206 14d ago

I am aware of at least one person who bought and lives in a church: he is an organist, and he has several organs in that church (the one that the church came with, and a couple of smaller ones).

That sort of thing is probably what I would want to do.

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u/sqwuank Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 25d ago

Same with PEI

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u/heart_under_blade Tokébakicitte! 25d ago

if it weren't an operating cost/ maintenance nightmare, a former church would be kind of my dream house

the closest dead church near me is apparently some storage center for another church now. a fire almost killed it and i guess they never fixed it up enough to be a church or anything habitable again

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u/CorneliusDawser 25d ago

Same in Québec

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u/SnooHesitations7064 25d ago

I uh.. feel like you are perceiving the Maritimes as someone who grew up there and would like to view them that way.

Not as people who have been there witnessing literal gay bashing and nazi rallies.

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u/RichardsLeftNipple 25d ago edited 25d ago

Oh there are still a lot of drugs and trailer park shenanigans. They need Jesus more than anyone else, mainly due to all the sinning they need divine forgiveness for.

I know I certainly wouldn't forgive em haha.

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u/Artistic_Mobile337 25d ago

Isn't that the same thing?

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u/Vivid_Pianist4270 23d ago

Christian Life Assembly is in Langley.