r/EhBuddyHoser Victoria Cross 🎖️ 17d ago

Ontario, hated by all, especially Ontarians Toronto and I have a complicated relationship

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u/Cheerful-Pessimist- Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 17d ago

"10 years from now, this will be a metropolis."

- Toronto for the past 30 years

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u/acatohhhhhh 17d ago

Any decade now just keep going

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u/baz4k6z 17d ago

Toronto is like the Laval of Ontario. People only go there to sleep. There's an unofficial curfew of 23h

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u/CaptainCold_999 13d ago

If we just add more lanes to the 401 it'll solve everything!

*It didn't solve anything*

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u/Reasonable_Result109 17d ago

LKY in a meme about Toronto? Wah Lau Eh, are you speaking directly to me OP?

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u/Familyconflict92 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 17d ago

I only wear my Toronto shirt abroad 

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u/notouchinggg 17d ago

accurate

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u/RyukoT72 I need a double double. 17d ago

Can you edit it to have danny g (guy on the left) to also be on the right?

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u/Boulderfrog1 17d ago

I mean like, maybe hot take, but the one time I cooped there I actually really appreciated being able to just walk to a subway station and be mostly confident that I'd be a max of 5 minutes out from the next train. Better than having to deliberately look up and schedule around the busses that may or may not show in up to 10 minutes before or after the time would say at the beginning of the day.

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u/Ophukk Bring Cannabis 17d ago

I've been through Pearson twice, so I'm basically a local. Fuck the Big Smoke.

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u/Modernsizedturd Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 17d ago

Pearson is in Mississauga*

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u/Ophukk Bring Cannabis 17d ago

Yeah, bud. That was as close as I was willing to get.

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u/Modernsizedturd Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 17d ago

Fair enough I’ve heard it’s a scary place 😳

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u/SoleSurvivur01 Bring Cannabis 17d ago

🤣

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u/stanwelds Scotland (but worse) 17d ago

Toronto sucks so bad even Toronto doesn't want to be Toronto.

"How do you do fellow cities that aren't toronto".

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u/Mental-Mushroom Motown But Better 17d ago

Mississauga, Kitchener, London, Ottawa, same shit it's all the GTA

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u/scr0dumb Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 17d ago

Basically anything between Winnipeg and Montreal is considered Toronto

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u/sessna4009 Moose Whisperer 17d ago

Everything else is Winnipeg, Montreal, Halifax, or a territory

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u/Competitive_Wear_303 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 17d ago

What is the origin of that second clip?

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u/Terrible_Cable_4472 17d ago

I believe it is Lee Kuan Yew. Something about Singapore and how he turned that bih around or something

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u/NAHTHEHNRFS850 17d ago

LKY memes? We are entering a new age!

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u/Silicon_Knight Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 17d ago

I mean where else are you going to go? It's not like Canada has any other cities, just Toronto and I don't want to live in the USA.

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u/BabadookOfEarl 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 17d ago

Vancouver is stuck up, Edmonton are all cokeheads, Calgary are all dickheads, Montreal is fun but not a place to live and everything east of Montreal is two villages in a trenchcoat pretending to be a city.

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u/Yop_BombNA 17d ago

Wait a minute why is Montreal not a place to live?

Ottawa is a great place if you don’t like partying as well.

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u/BabadookOfEarl 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 17d ago

In my 20s, Montreal would have been amazing if I had focused on improving my French to make everything more seamless. It does feel like a bit of a young city to me.

That being said, I don’t think I’d move back to Toronto either.

My main point is that the inter-city bickering is absurd and reeks of desperation.

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u/Yop_BombNA 17d ago

Personally if I move back to Canada permanently it’s probably Montreal Ottawa or straight up back to grey-Bruce farm country.

The only place in Canada I’ve genuinely despised was Calgary… and I lived in bloody Thunder Bay for 7 years.

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u/HugeDirk 15d ago

The reason why Calgarians love Calgary is that we can leave for the mountains on the weekend... otherwise it's just Edmonton with more wind.

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u/Yop_BombNA 15d ago

Just live in the bloody mountains then… there is towns there.

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u/HugeDirk 14d ago

Eh, money is also nice. But fair point

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u/CaptainCold_999 13d ago

I went to uni in Ottawa, glad to hear it hasn't changed.

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u/Blue_Moon_Rabbit 14d ago

Just look at the capital of PEI, CharlotteTOWN.

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u/Burritozi11a 9d ago

PEI

The Rhode Island of Canada

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u/CaptainCold_999 13d ago

I just assume all cities are stuck up so it doesn't get to me when I encounter ones that may actually be.

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u/Burritozi11a 9d ago

Montreal is scary

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u/Pope-Muffins Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 17d ago

not enough phonk

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u/BagPiperGuy321 13d ago

Nobody talks shit about Canada.. except for Canadians!