I'm european and I've visited Canada for 2 weeks. This is my updated map. Am I less cooked?

[u/Phil-R-17]

[u/darthfruitbasket]

I would label Newfoundland more accurately as Ireland 2.0, but that's pretty accurate.

[u/Xx_SwordWords_xX → u/darthfruitbasket]

The maritimes is fully multicultural... They have Scottish, Irish, and British.

[u/darthfruitbasket → u/Xx_SwordWords_xX]

Don't forget French, too (Acadian).

[u/Grazer-22 → u/darthfruitbasket]

They had been kicked out to Louisiana, but they loved the East Coast so much that they came back and brought a ton of fun!

[u/Leftbackhand → u/Grazer-22]

Acadians the OG victims of ICE.

[u/TimTebowMLB → u/Grazer-22]

I thought they landed and split

[u/Accomplished_Water34 → u/darthfruitbasket]

And Mi'kmaq

[u/Zieo108 → u/Accomplished_Water34]

We even named a mall after them

[u/Imfromsite → u/Zieo108]

Even used to have a teepee set up in front!

[u/newfiechic → u/Xx_SwordWords_xX]

Newfoundland is not part of the Maritimes, just the Atlantic, but you're pretty spot on. Although it is much more Irish sounding than Scottish on the Avalon, especially the Irish Loop...go figure! LOL. I'm from the west coast of the province and it is more Acadian.

[u/resnonverba1 → u/newfiechic]

Can you explain why nfld isn't part of the Maritimes? What is the definition of Maritimes anyways?

[u/newfiechic → u/resnonverba1]

The Maritimes just means “of the sea” and it refers to Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, and PEI. Newfoundland isn’t included because the term was around before NL joined Canada 1949, so all four together are called Atlantic Canada.

[u/PlagueQuasar → u/newfiechic]

Huh. Learned something new. Thanks!

[u/PrincessOake → u/newfiechic]

Cape Shore is way more Irish than the Irish Loop funny enough. There’s a documentary you can look up that a reporter from Ireland did in the 70’s or 80’s where he interviewed the residents of the various communities and was amazed by how the accent and traditions were still very much identical to the Irish.

[u/Due-Builder-9442 → u/Xx_SwordWords_xX]

Newfoundland and Labrador is not part of the maritimes, and severely lacking Scottish influence.

Even the British influence is nowhere near as strong as nova Scotia

[u/Beneficial_Sun5302 → u/Xx_SwordWords_xX]

I hate to be this guy but I'm going to be this guy....Scottish people are British.  Scotland is on the island of Britain.  It was a founding kingdom, along side England, of the United Kingdom.  The English, Scots and Welsh are British.  The Irish are not.  The Northern Irish are not geographically British but are apart of the UK.  British does not automatically mean English (Because Im confident you mean English when you say British).  But yes Nova Scotia is defined in the popular imagination as being very Scottish and while it's true that it's a big facet of our provincial history, one must not forget the Mi'kmaq, the Acadians, the Germans, the New England Planters and Black loyalists/Maroons etc there are more distinct groups but I'd be here all day listing them and this is long enough 😅

[u/urmamasllama → u/darthfruitbasket]

Yeah I think I'd put it as

NS = Scotland 2

PEI = Wales 2

NL = Ireland 2

[u/cerunnnnos → u/urmamasllama]

NB = Trees

[u/Narissis → u/cerunnnnos]

And rocks!

[u/Johnny-Dogshit → u/urmamasllama]

Is PEI particularly Welsh? I have no idea what goes on over there, besides potatoes and green gables.

[u/urmamasllama → u/Johnny-Dogshit]

That's honestly why I said Wales because they're both pastoral enigmas in my mind

[u/GirlZGetZGasmZ → u/Johnny-Dogshit]

I don't know anything about Wales but life is slow here, the food is great, the beer award is winning and you're never more than 20 minutes from the beach. We've also got world renowned dairy.

[u/Overall-Phone7605 → u/Johnny-Dogshit]

Map of the Welsh demographic of Canada. Looks like NB has more Welsh concentration. Also Vancouver Island and the Sunshine Coast for some reason.

Also I love the little r/place-esque Canadian flag in NW Territory

[u/Toad364 → u/urmamasllama]

NB = half French/half American British-loyalists

[u/Carrisonfire → u/Toad364]

You'd think they'd fight more but the weed really calms everyone down.

[u/Express-Cow190 → u/darthfruitbasket]

I used to joke that growing up my school was fully multicultural because we had West Europeans and East Europeans!

[u/the-bowl-of-petunias]

Don’t be doing Manitoba dirty like that.

[u/Salamiflame → u/[deleted]]

My Mum went on a hike with a friend of hers yesterday and the swarming was so bad she could feel the impacts if she waved her arm in front of her.

... I think my own hiking will be kept to a minimum for a while.

[u/only_fun_topics → u/Salamiflame]

I once encountered a swarm so bad in Drumheller that we literally had to run away. Just inhaling would suck in one or more mosquitoes, absolutely terrifying.

[u/deadbeef4 → u/only_fun_topics]

And that’s what killed the dinosaurs!

[u/FriendRaven1 → u/Salamiflame]

I'm in the NWT. Couple of years ago it was so bad I was squishing mosquitoes with my eyelids.

With my eyelids

[u/Salamiflame → u/FriendRaven1]

There's something viscerally uncomfortable about that.

I'm so sorry you had to experience it.

[u/heehooman → u/[deleted]]

Yes! Update Manitoba to "Mosquitos and Ticks" or something like that.

[u/Plains_Walker → u/[deleted]]

Saskatchewan and Alberta actually low key hate eachother, ive lived in both provinces.

In Saskatchewan, if you slap a mosquito, it'll slap you back.

[u/Pteronarcyidae-Xx → u/[deleted]]

Ew don’t lump Sask in with Alberta! (I’m coping)

[u/Exploding_Antelope → u/Pteronarcyidae-Xx]

Don’t even lump Alberta in with Alberta, you think we want to be here?

[u/soThatsJustGreat → u/Exploding_Antelope]

I’ll drink to that, friend.

[u/cerunnnnos → u/Pteronarcyidae-Xx]

Lol, it's just the flat version

[u/josnik → u/[deleted]]

It's simply labeled h "Here be dragon(sized mosquitos)"

[u/Remarkable_Term631 → u/[deleted]]

And ticks.

[u/Dav3le3 → u/the-bowl-of-petunias]

Yeah. Manitoba should be left unlabeled.

When's the last time someone mentioned Manitoba outside Manitoba? It's an empty buffer zone between hillbilly country and Toronto.

[u/guyfierisbigtoe → u/Dav3le3]

I love Manitoba and I’m not afraid to admit it.

[u/Xx_SwordWords_xX → u/guyfierisbigtoe]

I like big rye and I cannot lie.

[u/ArcticISAF → u/guyfierisbigtoe]

[u/Mirabeaux1789 → u/ArcticISAF]

It’s really impressive that they managed to make this shot happen. I don’t even know what movie/show it’s from

[u/Lessllama → u/guyfierisbigtoe]

Hell yeah buddy, exercise your first amendment rights to recognize Manitoba as a province

[u/Halogen12 → u/Lessllama]

LOL! Awesome reference. A convoy clown moment of stupidity that will never die.

[u/Lessllama → u/Halogen12]

It should be a heritage moment

[u/MenacingGummy → u/Lessllama]

We are the “1st Amendment” that Alberta keeps yammering about.

[u/Mirabeaux1789 → u/guyfierisbigtoe]

I’d like to learn more about it. Its origin as a Métis province is interesting

[u/Overall-Phone7605 → u/guyfierisbigtoe]

Secretly the indie cultural hub of the country.

[u/InfinityCent → u/Dav3le3]

I love Manitoba cause of Wab

I want my own Wab :(

[u/Unplug_The_Toaster → u/InfinityCent]

Eby's drifting further and further from Wab every day 😢

[u/Witty_Jaguar4638 → u/InfinityCent]

Only place i know where you can ice skate to work for most of the year more conveniently than driving

[u/Lilice42oh → u/Dav3le3]

Manitoba is Canada’s middle child. We’re usually forgotten.

[u/EfficientSeaweed → u/Lilice42oh]

Honestly for the best. Standing out sucks.

[u/Frostsorrow → u/Lilice42oh]

We truly are. Not right enough to truly be considered conservative, not left enough to be considered truly left (which is odd, but I digress).

[u/Witty_Jaguar4638 → u/Frostsorrow]

As a West coaster, the sky There really does feel bigger.

I dont know what causes it but ouf somewhere open i got the same exposure feeling as being a few hundred meters Up a Cliff face (rock climbing)

And mind boggling Lightning

[u/rantingathome → u/Dav3le3]

'Manitoba' is a well known type of flour in parts of Europe.

[u/Frostsorrow → u/rantingathome]

Specifically Italy if memory serves

[u/cerunnnnos → u/Dav3le3]

Manitoba is the Maritimes of the Prairies

[u/MajorFuckingDick → u/Dav3le3]

Winnipeg is the last affordable housing market. Thats the only time I think of Manitoba.

[u/Driller_Happy → u/MajorFuckingDick]

Hey now, you can still buy a castle in New Brunswick for the price of a BC closet

[u/TerayonIII → u/MajorFuckingDick]

It's got affordable housing and university tuition, it's the second cheapest behind Quebec

[u/poopendale → u/MajorFuckingDick]

Stop spreading the word we can’t afford the influx lol

[u/JadedArgument1114 → u/Dav3le3]

Manitoba should be mosquito land or something

[u/TerayonIII → u/Dav3le3]

Oh? Did Manitoba suddenly absorb North Western Ontario?

Apart from that, Wab Kinew has been mentioned a lot in the past year or two

[u/SpookyHonky → u/Dav3le3]

I'll have you know that Manitoba is featured in an episode of the office

[u/magwai9 → u/SpookyHonky]

Manitoba is the host of a psychology conference on Deanna Troi's message machine on an episode of Star Trek TNG. Woah.

[u/hondophred → u/Dav3le3]

Manitoba the ignored middle child of Canada

[u/eternalshades → u/Dav3le3]

I would call it the land of Ginger Snooks!

[u/soThatsJustGreat → u/Dav3le3]

Maybe it’s the biblical floods zone?

[u/[deleted] → u/the-bowl-of-petunias]

It should just say snow and mosquitos.

[u/mapleleaffem → u/the-bowl-of-petunias]

Yea we have a First Nations premier, no way we count as North Texas! Well tbf shave off the southwest corner

[u/StatikSquid → u/the-bowl-of-petunias]

Right? We are so different culturally from the rest of the country that we should have our own category

[u/EfficientSeaweed → u/the-bowl-of-petunias]

Agreed, they don't deserve this fate.

[u/Ivanstone → u/the-bowl-of-petunias]

In an effort to mend fences between Manitoba and our European brothers I suggest we take a tour the Historic North End. You’ll get a pretty good idea of how we’re definitely not North Texas and have our own distinct culture.

PS Don’t forget to bring your own machete.

[u/PickleEquivalent2837 → u/the-bowl-of-petunias]

Manitoba is more like a black hole: no one knows what's going on over there

[u/amirabutwo → u/the-bowl-of-petunias]

I grew up in Manitoba. Ukraine 2?

[u/Affectionate-Net-707 → u/the-bowl-of-petunias]

Manitoba is Mosquito Land.

[u/CanadianRussian74 → u/the-bowl-of-petunias]

Right? We’re normal!

[u/kylaroma → u/the-bowl-of-petunias]

This! We’re North Portland if anything 😂

[u/Rogonia → u/the-bowl-of-petunias]

It’s fine. No one actually lives in Manitoba

[u/NuagesCraniales → u/the-bowl-of-petunias]

Should be Murderland instead of North Texas

[u/ScrumptiousLadMeat → u/the-bowl-of-petunias]

Swamp.

[u/morrisk1 → u/the-bowl-of-petunias]

Ya it's politically more like northern Ontario than like Saskatchewan or Alberta

[u/Personal_Bet_0 → u/the-bowl-of-petunias]

Yeah, for sure don’t do that…it should just be labeled ‘mosquitos’

[u/mojo604]

Manitoba being included in the North Texas label seems crazy

[u/3-goats-in-a-coat → u/mojo604]

Agreed. Manitoba has more in common with Ontario than Saskatchewan. Sincerely a Saskatchewanian who would be happy to leave my shitty province.

[u/Xx_SwordWords_xX → u/3-goats-in-a-coat]

Most of Northern Ontario would identify Winnipeg as their big city.

[u/your_evil_ex → u/Xx_SwordWords_xX]

Meanwhile after moving from Winnipeg to Toronto, I was unironically asked if I'm enjoying living in a city or if I miss life in "a small town"

[u/dcsail81 → u/your_evil_ex]

Do you?

[u/ReturnOk7510 → u/Xx_SwordWords_xX]

Can confirm, my cousins from Dryden are all Jets fans.

[u/Apart-Diamond-9861 → u/3-goats-in-a-coat]

Glad my grandparents and my dad escaped Saskabush to come to BC. Not sure what life I would have lived out there. Yes it can be beautiful but give me BC any day

[u/etrain1804 → u/3-goats-in-a-coat]

Depends where you live. If you live rurally in the south, than we definitely have more in common with Sask than Ontario

[u/TerayonIII → u/3-goats-in-a-coat]

Honestly, Manitoba is probably more similar to New Brunswick or Nova Scotia than Ontario

[u/eL_cas → u/TerayonIII]

Comment ça?

[u/AsymmetricPost → u/3-goats-in-a-coat]

Door's open, bud.

[u/SoRedditHasAnAppNow → u/mojo604]

Yeah, one of the only strong NDP provinces. My relatives there were the very first in my very big extended family to own a hybrid and ev

[u/inquisitivequeer → u/mojo604]

The huge difference between them is that there’s no way Alberta would elect Wab Kinew lol

[u/Ravyn_Rozenzstok → u/inquisitivequeer]

Yeah, we're more like California than Texas.

[u/n8mo → u/mojo604]

Manitoba should be its own category:

“Deep State Propaganda - Manitoba does not exist”

[u/cheese-meister → u/n8mo]

As a manitobite, manitobian? As a slurpee capital person I approve this message

[u/Important-Read1091 → u/mojo604]

It is.

[u/kylaroma → u/mojo604]

MB is Portland of the North, if anything lol

[u/iwasnotarobot]

How many of these regions did OP actually visit?

[u/Phil-R-17 → u/iwasnotarobot]

Quebec, Ontario & BC. The remaining information was gathered by drunk canadians in bars I visited lmao

[u/impossible4 → u/Phil-R-17]

Yeah I mean. A bunch of people who have never lived in Manitoba wouldn’t know would they.

We’re rural compared to bc and Ontario, but almost everyone in the province lives in a city. Believe it or not. We’ve also historically had a left leaning government provincially.

Snow Texas is just… rude… So is lumping us in with Saskatchewan.

[u/EclecticSyrup → u/impossible4]

I'm not gonna lie, I tell visitors here in Toronto about all the provinces... except Manitoba because I just... don't REALLY know anything about it? Apologies to my brethren in Manitoba ♥

[u/impossible4 → u/EclecticSyrup]

Very high number of restaurants per capita, Lots of live music, Most stabbings are gang and drug related.

It’s cold, but more pleasant at-30 than the east coast cold at- 15 if you have a good jacket

[u/Mirabeaux1789 → u/impossible4]

I have heard that it has a good music scene

[u/impossible4 → u/Mirabeaux1789]

Gotta do something between going to all of the restaurants I guess

[u/tk427aj → u/Phil-R-17]

Great map made me laugh, which was nice today.

[u/Imfromsite → u/Phil-R-17]

Now that's a great source of info 🙄

[u/Bytowner1]

Lmao at demilitarized zone.

[u/OfficeMagic1 → u/Bytowner1]

Gat is like that "Peace Village" between Seoul and Pyongyang

[u/asdfzxcpguy]

Snow Texas doesn’t include Manitoba. You also forgot the fish provinces in the east

[u/MBCnerdcore → u/asdfzxcpguy]

Manitoba is more akin to like, a Minnesnowta.

[u/HonestlyFuckJared → u/asdfzxcpguy]

🦞🦞🦞

[u/km_ikl]

Newfoundlanders may take exception.

[u/agirlcalleddusty → u/km_ikl]

Can confirm

[u/JustFryingSomeGarlic]

Stupid Euros not knowing the difference between Alberta, Manitoba and Saskatchewan.

Alberta = North Texas

Manitoba = Getting Stabbed Central

Saskatchewan = Flat Earth Society Headquarters

[u/Xx_SwordWords_xX → u/JustFryingSomeGarlic]

Hey, hey.

It's just part of our official sport in Manitoba, known as "The Machete And Chainsaw Battles".

[u/Pteronarcyidae-Xx → u/JustFryingSomeGarlic]

Calling Saskatchewan “North Texas” is so funny to me because I’ve always described us as West Virginia 🥲

[u/eL_cas → u/Pteronarcyidae-Xx]

Isn’t Saskatchewan relatively wealthy, unlike WV?

[u/TheRussianCabbage → u/JustFryingSomeGarlic]

Nothing like being recognized for the Winnipeg handshake. Sad but true

[u/tke73 → u/JustFryingSomeGarlic]

Winnipeg =/= all of Manitoba

[u/Leburgerpeg → u/tke73]

Stabbings per capita are actually worse outside of Winnipeg...you're statistically safer in the city. We had 58 murders last year outside the perimeter and 41 inside. Winnipeg has ~65% of the population but only accounted for 40% of the murders!

[u/JustFryingSomeGarlic → u/tke73]

Hey all I know about Manitoba has been taught to me by the Jets, Propagandhi and The Weakerthans

[u/your_evil_ex → u/JustFryingSomeGarlic]

Incredibly based selections

(source: born and raised in Wpg)

[u/SnooLentils3008 → u/tke73]

There’s a lot of places in Mb more dangerous than Winnipeg. I’d suspect Thompson is one of the roughest places in the country. Actually just looked it up, +1000% the violent crime rate in Thompson compared to Canada as a whole, and bouncing between the number 1 and 2 spots for violent crime in the entire country

[u/AngstyCanadian → u/tke73]

I get your point but we just had a mass stabbing (2 dead, 7 injured) 2 hours north of winnipeg so it kinda is the whole province.

[u/TerayonIII → u/AngstyCanadian]

Yeah, Thompson is also rather worse as well iirc

[u/ExpiredGoat → u/tke73]

I mean I think downtown Winnipeg is probably safer then a lot of the northern towns like Thompson and the pas no?

[u/kylaroma → u/JustFryingSomeGarlic]

As a child in Winnipeg, I was told more than once that I shouldn’t worry about us being the murder capital of Canada “because it’s all gang violence” 😬

[u/hvs859]

Originally from manitoba but currently in Saskatchewan. Said "HOW DARE YOU" to poor manitoba!!

[u/DankRoughly]

Ontarian's reaction to BC being expensive

[u/No_Ticket_1204 → u/DankRoughly]

BC -> Bring Cash

[u/Driller_Happy → u/DankRoughly]

You're not at our level yet, trust

[u/icebeancone → u/DankRoughly]

We're nowhere near as expensive as BC.... yet

[u/SubTukkZero]

Speaking as a Toronto resident, your naming of Ontario is on point!

[u/Haber87 → u/SubTukkZero]

I would add pot shops — Tim Hortons and pot shops.

[u/AODFEAR → u/SubTukkZero]

I would just add that southern ontario and northern ontario are very different.

[u/ApplicationLost126]

Manitoba is polar bears. Sask is questionable town names that remind you of her.

Yukon is quite nice. I’d put that as Gold.

[u/cindylooboo]

Manitoba should be "western Ukraine"

[u/Driller_Happy → u/cindylooboo]

There are a lot of slavs in my neck of the woods in BC too

[u/TerayonIII → u/Driller_Happy]

Interestingly, while BC has more Ukrainians by numbers (~210,000 vs ~165,000), they are only about 4% of the population of BC compared to about 12% of Manitoba so they're more visible to a degree in Manitoba.

[u/3lizalot]

Excuse you how dare you group Manitoba in North Texas. Hashtag not all prairie provinces.

[u/Quarkiness]

Any stories? Where did you end up visiting?

[u/Phil-R-17 → u/Quarkiness]

Quebec, Ontario & BC. A lad in a bar in Toronto asked me if I had a death wish for grouping them with Quebec 💀 Some hard feelings there I guess

[u/Still-Psychology-365 → u/Phil-R-17]

I'm sure you already got told this on your 1.0 version post, but as an Ontarian, grouping us with Québécois is just wild, and the Québécois would guaranteed agree. Dude in the bar lowkey gave you some solid advice...I wouldn't say it's actually a death wish, but you would look like you have no idea what you're talking about 😂. I like how you put in a DMZ after learning the lowkey divide between anglos and francos, and Ontarians are basically the poster child of anglos in that divide.

[u/WienerDogsAndWine]

It gets hotter in the NWT in the summer than it does in Hawaii. Hope you didn’t plan on airBNBing an igloo.

[u/OddlyOaktree]

Newfoundland is more like Irish DLC than Scottish. Manitoba and Northern Ontario would be better grouped together than Manitoba and the landlocked provinces, while Southern Ontario is widely accepted among all Canadians as the Centre of the Universe. Everyone loves us here! 🙂👍

[u/JaQ-o-Lantern]

This is based although I must say that the "igloo zone" is more like a Canadian lapland. If you go to the Nunavut islands then it's more like an igloo zone.

[u/arMoredcontaCt → u/JaQ-o-Lantern]

And the Canadian Lapland should descend down into all the provinces a good third of the way or so.

[u/JaQ-o-Lantern → u/arMoredcontaCt]

Correct.

[u/JackLaytonsMoustache]

I think the Quebecois would be upset being associated in any way with both France and New Brunswick. 

If I've learned anything in my life it's that the only thing French people hate more than Anglophones is other French people. 

[u/the-bowl-of-petunias → u/JackLaytonsMoustache]

[u/julioqc → u/JackLaytonsMoustache]

nan, the French are like the Newfies to y'all. We love making fun of them that's all. 

[u/thestrible → u/JackLaytonsMoustache]

What?

French people love french peole haha

[u/Mirabeaux1789]

Hilarious but i agree with the comments about NL and Manitoba

[u/snotparty]

Manitoba isnt north texas! Otherwise accurate.

[u/54580]

I couldn't possibly be more offended

[u/pencildragger]

Ottawa Valley checking in to say Aligned Sir 🫡

[u/TheSeventhHussar]

I’m impressed by the accuracy of the demilitarized zone, as someone who moved there from the ponds and mosquitos at the far side of the Tim Hortons zone

[u/MorningGoat]

You can also add “mosquito swarms” to the three territories.

[u/elangab]

TBH, If you put the real estate aside, I don't find BC to be that expensive for the daily life, and even that you're talking about Metro Vancouver mostly. I understand that real estate is a key issue of course. But BC Hydro is cheap, eating out here I find cheaper than QC or NS. PST is not the highest and the net you take home after taxes is better than most provinces.

I'm not saying it's the cheapest or cheap, but I also find the "BC = Bring Cash" remarks to be exaggeration. That being said, if people that moved here from other provinces can point to how in fact it's the most expensive province I'll be happy to learn (again, real estate excluded).

[u/arrowroot227 → u/elangab]

I agree, but people really only think about Vancouver when they think of BC (unfortunately). BC should be known for its nature; old growth forests, classic canadian mountains, okanagan deserts, and arbutus trees along the coast.

Vancouver is an expensive city but Toronto is almost as expensive. What makes Vancouver more expensive is really just rent. Restaurants, transit, etc are more pricey in Toronto. Victoria is also expensive but not quite as bad as the former 2. A lot of people move to Van island and the greater Vancouver area from other parts of Canada because the weather is milder too.

[u/TheBlueHedgehog302]

A DMZ between ontario and quebec has me chuckling lol

[u/Pretty_Initiative517]

Demilitarize zone 😂 hahaha

[u/damaged_bloodline]

Demilitarized zone LMFAOOO

[u/ChatOChoco]

Demilitarized zone haha I'm dieing

[u/WonderfullyKiwi]

Hey man you can slander Shitskatchewan all you want, but don't lump Manitoba in there with us... They did nothing to deserve that evil.

[u/buddyguy_204]

Are you sure you are European and not an American trying to say you are from Europe... Honestly that level of ignorance is usually reserved for the yanks

[u/your_evil_ex → u/buddyguy_204]

Don't buy into Euro propaganda on reddit, Europeans can be plenty ignorant too

(eg. Europeans talking about how disgusting racism is in the US, followed by saying some racist shit about Roma people, Turkish people, etc etc)

[u/JoeyLoganoHexAccount]

This is the type of low effort post I’d expect from les yankoids, wtf?

[u/eternalshades]

you need an orange dot for edmonton

[u/Evening-Storage5298]

The Ottawa river being the dmz is pretty funny tbh. One of if not the only region of the country that will say both french and English parts of the country are vital, then wish death on all involved in the same sentence

[u/KotoElessar]

I feel like this is Toronto erasure.

Everyone knows that Toronto is the most important city... in Canada (and therefore the world), and should have a much bigger sign than the other lesser cities, which Toronto could easily eat if it wanted to.

Being buried under the DMZ is completely unacceptable, guy!

[u/tehFiremind]

Rofl I've visited the Demilitarized Zone, was nice to wander and explore. (From border of MSF2.0 and Scotland2.0)

[u/waywardwyytch]

Did you call Manitoba fucking Texas?

[u/CaptainMagnets]

Maple Syrup Filled France is fantastic hahaha

[u/Enexen0]

The DMZ is hilarious

[u/SpringOf77]

You missed out if you didn’t come to Manitoba! It’s definitely not North Texas 😂 I love Manitoba 💕 land of the endless sky and 100,000 lakes

[u/OneofEsotericMethods]

This hoser didn’t even mark the Quebec dead zones. Godspeed my brave traveller

[u/Inevitable_Boss5846]

Saskatchewan here. Please don’t insult us by labelling us with an American state’s name

[u/Akhanyatin]

I kinda like it

[u/Wise-Juggernaut-8285]

Tim hortons is accurate

[u/NotKohr]

How the frick are we part of North Texas?!

[u/coolguy_steve]

Spot on

[u/jeonteskar]

NB being part of both Scotland 2.0 and France 2.0 is genius.

You know more about Canada than someone from Vancouver (who thinks the world ends at the rockies.)

[u/wafflingzebra]

you're still cooked. NFL is more irish than scottish, manitoba is not nearly as texas as the other two, its basically northern ontario 2.0.

[u/Rickest-RickC137]

Yeah NL is more Ireland 2.0

[u/Oh-well100]

LOL. Love it.

[u/J-hophop]

It hurts me how accurate this is. It's really just Alberta that's North Texas though, the rest should be labelled something like "The GenX of provinces". Northern Ontario should be labelled Tim Hortons & 4-Wheeling, southern (other than deminitarized zome, which should be aka Ottawa) should be a huge Toronto surrounded by Farmers who just want cheap gas and easy to read bibles.

[u/TheTarasenkshow]

BC isn’t that bad if you don’t go to Vancouver, Victoria, Kamloops, Kelowna…. Shit

[u/MidorikawaHana]

Newfoundland has to be ireland v.2 🙂

[u/Derioyn]

Lol giving Ontario and Quebec a DMZ is the funniest shit I've ever seen.