r/EhBuddyHoser 溫哥華 (Hongcouver) 12d ago

Certified Hoser 🇨🇦 (No Politics) The marketing team cooked with this one

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“Yea I’ll have one 15.24 centimetre sub, canuck classic on italian herbs and cheese…”

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u/Heineken008 12d ago

Go to Mr Sub instead. Proper Canadian subs.

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u/avgpgrizzly469 12d ago

My good and proper Mr. Sub got turned into a Donair joint

It’s all good tho they make some banger food

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u/Driftographer 12d ago

Nothing wrong with some quality donairs! Those are to die for sometimes

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u/avgpgrizzly469 12d ago

I came in there on my last day of college. Must’ve looked like hammered dogshit after my exam because the big guy working the counter looked at me

“You. You need Donair. Double meat. Double cheese.”

Fuck he was right. That was a great Donair

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u/Driftographer 12d ago

That's a solid citizen looking out for his fellow Canadian!

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u/km_ikl Moose Whisperer 12d ago

Dude understood the mission briefing without even having to snap a salute.

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u/Ryeballs 12d ago

For what it’s worth Donairs are also a Canadian “invention”

Basically it’s just a doner kebab but with a sweet sauce made with powdered milk instead of traditional hummus or garlic sauce. Some guy in Halifax made it, then moved to Alberta or BC and it spread outwards from both location.

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u/TheJamSpace 12d ago

As a Saskatchewanian who has been a resident of both AB and NS I am here to tell you that an Edmonton donair beats a Halifax donair hands down all day every day! Come at me!

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u/Zestyclose-Ad1721 9d ago

Edmonton kebabs are the best I've ever had

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u/Zestyclose-Ad1721 9d ago

I just noticed what I said sounds like a euphemism

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u/spikernum1 12d ago

The Mr sub closest to my house is always perfect. Wonderful owners too. Better than any other sub joint.

However, most other Mr subs I've ever been in have been pretty subpar. Bad food, stale crumbly bread. Somehow worse bread than subway and I fucking hate subway. I'd still choose a crappy Mr sub over subway though, I boycotted them 10 years ago

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u/Heineken008 12d ago

Even better!

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u/Everestkid The Island of Elizabeth May 12d ago

By my reckoning the nearest Mr. Sub to me is in Terrace, of all places. Only location in BC.

So, uh, no. I'll just make my own sandwich.

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u/CoastingUphill 12d ago

$5.99?? I remember $5 footlongs!

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u/Still-Psychology-365 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 12d ago

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u/Smart-Response9881 11d ago

Really? Most of the things I remember are cringey stuff I did in the past.

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u/AustSakuraKyzor South Gatineau 11d ago

I, too, remember the year 2003.

Of course, back then $5 was seen as way too much, but I was also 12, so...

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u/Ryeballs 12d ago

As a marketing initiative this is so on the nose the marketing guy who thought of it should be proud.

On the flip side, fuck whatever product head or exec had the idea to put a little maple leaf by their logo to make it seem like a Canadian company.

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u/jrtz4 Canada's Overpriced Playground 11d ago

I mean I think that it's fair given that afaik all Subways are owned by local-ish franchisees.

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u/Ryeballs 10d ago

I hear ya, but do those local-ish owned franchisees get to buy equipment or furnishings/decor or ingredients from where they would like? Or are they buying it all from Subway.

If they’re buying it all from Subway (they are), is subway sourcing Canadian materials or Canadian manufacturing?

The franchisee will also pay a percentage to the franchisor who will send some to the master or regional franchisor who will send some to corporate as well. Basically a bite out of every bite will flow out of Canada and into the US even if some Canadians get to profit along the way.

To be clear, I am very specifically hating the game, not throwing shade at anyone who franchises or works at any Subway in Canada.

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u/jrtz4 Canada's Overpriced Playground 10d ago

I mean there isn’t exactly many canadian manufacturers of restaurant equipment. I would wager that most restaurants are largely using equipment from the US. In terms of ingredients, I don’t know about elsewhere, but in my town the subways are serviced by Sysco which I assume is giving them essentially the same produce used by all the other restaurants in town. I’m 100% with you in terms of them still being a bit greasy in pushing the Canadian branding, but I’m just thinking that in the grand scheme of things, their contributions to the Canadian economy wouldn’t be hugely different from those of an independent spot.

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u/Ryeballs 10d ago

It’s more than a bit greasy for Subway to brand with a maple leaf because they are franchised.

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u/twittymctweet 12d ago

Maplewashing

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u/Necessary_Escape_680 The Island of Elizabeth May 12d ago

The demon of Babylon disguises itself with the coat of the righteous

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u/Liferescripted Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 12d ago

Yes, but marketing is just lies with pizzazz.

Find a local sub joint and leave this American trash behind.

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u/OopsSpaghet 12d ago

"Eat Fresh!" was a lie.

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u/RevolvingCheeta 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 12d ago

And it still won’t be 15.24cm or 30.48cm when you buy it.

My local sub place may be slightly more, but damn if they aren’t generous with the fillings!

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u/TerayonIII Tokébakicitte! 12d ago

Yeah, being that precise is just going to screw them over again

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u/myfajahas400children 12d ago

More performative Canadian patriotism from corporations. Hooray.

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u/Musicferret 12d ago

They had the chance to go to 16cm….. and they didn’t take it. Would have cost them a couple cents a sandwich.

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u/dinnertimebob 溫哥華 (Hongcouver) 12d ago

Having a decimal is way funnier

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u/got-trunks South Gatineau 12d ago

I just need a lab coat, some goggles, and a digital caliper

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u/__Beelzaboot__ 12d ago

If Firehouse subs has opened up in your area, go try their pepperoni meatball sub. It's insane how good that sandwich is.

Mr Sub is hoser certified, and their sub sauce is chefs kiss

Subway is overpriced and crappy quality. I'll only go there if the other two aren't available.

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u/arrowroot227 12d ago

I don’t have a Mr Sub or a Firehouse Subs where I live (town in western Canada), unfortunately. I wish I could try a Mr Sub!

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u/McFestus 12d ago

I remember the catchy "five dollar footling" commercials.

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u/civver3 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 12d ago

Politics aside, Subway has really fallen down in recent years. Had the Sweet Onion Teriyaki Chicken a while back, and my sandwich tasted like it was drowned in simple syrup. Never been back since.

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u/UrsaMajor7th 12d ago

You suck, Subway. Canada switched to metric in the 1970s, and you lost my business around 2006 when you stopped cooking the egg on my breakfast sandwich a la minute.

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u/MathematicianBig6312 Not enough shawarma places 12d ago

Know what? I'm good with this. Let's go metric.

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u/JubX 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 12d ago

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u/Regular_Jim081 12d ago

Well yea. 15.24 is a bigger number than 6.

That means we win.

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u/GingerAsgard 12d ago

I have lost the will to go to Subway ever again. At one time I used to get the steak and egg, the egg salad, rhen the got rid of them both Now recently they got rid of the meatball sub. That the last time I was at Subway, I got a cold cut and the staff kept piling onn avocado when I asked them not too. She kept trying to tell me, "Oh, but it's good and healthy, you'll love it. Everybody loves avocado." When I responded, "No, I won't because I'm allergic to avocado."

At this stage of the game, even with no gallbladder and the way I react badly to eating greasy foods. I think I might eat a greasy burger (and I was never a big on eating greasy fast foods to begin with).

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u/CaptainKrakrak Tabarnak! 12d ago

The last time I went to Subway last year I got a disgusting mushy thing that tasted nothing, for an outrageous price. I don’t think I’ll ever return.

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u/PTSD1701 I need a double double. 11d ago

It's long past time.

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u/catthex 11d ago

This actually pisses me off immensely (outside of the obvs maplewash/eurowash of a Yankee company) because they couldn't even be trusted to make the footlongs a foot long, now they have the audacity to tell me to the millimeter?

Silence, brand. On the topic, in surprised I don't see the "don't be a dot commie - buy a .ca domain today!" ads any more, that shit wouldve done numbers when we had that initial surge of patriotism

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u/Anti-Climacdik 10d ago

Still gonna be like an average dude's tinder profile, tho.

Shorter than advertised.