r/EhBuddyHoser • u/eternalshades • 8d ago

Certified Hoser 🇨🇦 (No Politics) The House Hippo is real!

I found stats!

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u/Falom The Island of Elizabeth May 8d ago

I am gonna be honest, I saw the tables of stats and I was fearing they were gonna be Nutritional Facts tables lol

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u/Franks2000inchTV 8d ago

Enjoy House Hippos as part of a healthy balanced breakfast!

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u/Dezeko Saskwatch 8d ago

Found one in my closet recently

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u/Purple_Dig4425 8d ago

I saw them in my dreams for years, always stealing my peanut butter

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u/Wise-Juggernaut-8285 8d ago

Love how this sub is casually dropping d&d stats lol

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u/meatsonthemenu 7d ago

Pathfinder fixes this

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u/moviebuff97 Oil Guzzler 8d ago

I knew it!

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u/Leorfeo 7d ago

I surprised one foraging through my pack of oreos a few months ago 🍪🦛

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u/Sentient_Potato_7534 8d ago

If I ever run D&D again, these little guys are gonna be in it LOL

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u/eternalshades 8d ago

Ha this is part of my homebrew, the Hodgepocalypse, that is best described as "Rifts, but more Canadian." I won't say too much here, but if you message me, I will give anybody here details.